Faith v. 3.0 (Cloti Club)

[Strangelove]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

[quote author=Isabella link=topic=131.msg3198#msg3198 date=1229856775]
That's impossible, 'cause all male rabid clotis are obsessed with Tifa's boobies. Otherwise they'd see the light.
[/quote]
I guess I'm both ways inclined, then

 

[Isabella]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

LOL. Never underestimate the power of the magical orbs.

But on the subject of nakie art, that is one advantage we have over C/A. Both our peeps are alive and not rotting in a lake. Makes for more attractive skin.

 

[Strangelove]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

But we don't get bodies made of Lifestream, so Tifa probably wouldn't be able to withstand the full force of Cloud's virginal passion.

 

[Isabella]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

I'm having trouble imagining this virginal passion of Cloud's. Need illustrations. You think our favorite author is also an artist?

 

[Strangelove]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

I hope not.

I'm still paying professionals to help me deal with the trauma caused by the written version.

 

[Lily Ella]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

I was going to say that I was traumatized enough by just the story. I really don't need actual visuals.

lol @ virginal passion

'cause all male rabid clotis are obsessed with Tifa's boobies

Female rapid-rabbit-rabid cloti fans are also obsessed with Tifa's boobies. I know that I am!

 

[Purple]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

I used to be a member of this club on ACF, but I never really posted. Though I've lurked most of the time.

 

[Isabella]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

I'm not a fan of boobies myself. In fact I kinda want mine chopped off.

Purple I like your avatar. Terra/Cloud is kinda cool. And Cloud's almost somewhat hot in Dissidia. Looks more like a blond Zack, less scrawny.

 

[haichinamie]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

OMG ILU MAKOEYEEYEYE. DON'T BAN ME. ???

Si quieres saber porque hago eso.... eh.... Me gusta causar confusión. :o :-* :'(

 

[Makoeyes987]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

Yeah, I figure you like to cause confusion since it's become very obvious you're trolling here, so I'll make myself implicitly clear.

Either you quit the obnoxious spamming or you'll be banned.

Very simple concept. I don't suffer idiocy here. Post intelligently and be cool, or just gtfo.

 

[haichinamie]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

Do you think Cloud is a boob man, or a leg man?

 

[fainessae]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

Wow, this is nostalgic. XD Where's the shoe talk? *searches*

Lol, who isn't obsessed with Tifa's boobs? Even those who hate her are obsessed with them. ;D

Although with such a great figure, I think Cloud probably just would love it all. <3 He really lucked out with her. No wonder he feels he doesn't deserve her.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

[quote author=Isabella link=topic=131.msg3222#msg3222 date=1229860690]
I'm not a fan of boobies myself. In fact I kinda want mine chopped off.[/quote]

[Darth Vader]
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!! ::Force Crush::
[/Emo Anikin]

Purple I like your avatar. Terra/Cloud is kinda cool. And Cloud's almost somewhat hot in Dissidia. Looks more like a blond Zack, less scrawny.

Just remember, Tina is only one letter off from Tifa!
AU PROOFZ FOR TEH WINZ!

 

[Madame Mayor]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

This thread needs more Cloti butt smack.

 

[Isabella]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

Cloti butt smack always brings me joy. I mean, it's so gratuitous. You can't even argue she's helping him up, because he's on all fours by the time she does it. It's just an affectionate touch. And right after he just slighted her, too.

 

[looneymoon]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

You guys thought the spiritsex fanfic was disturbing? You guys have not heard of Cloud Mows the Lawn.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

DO NOT WANT!!!!11

 

[Fighter]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

What. the. fuck. Now how do I unread that.

 

[Lily Ella]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

I refuse to read that. However, I am still doubting that any fanfic could be worse than the spirit!sex one. Plus, was this author serious or joking? Mr. spirit!sex, as we know, was serious and probably put his heart & soul into his fic.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

There's some light scat involved in that'n, but It's still not as creepy as fucking a ghost, I think.

 

[Tennyo]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

[quote author=looneymoon link=topic=131.msg3291#msg3291 date=1229904390]
You guys thought the spiritsex fanfic was disturbing? You guys have not heard of Cloud Mows the Lawn.
[/quote]

Dude I've read that. Come on you guys, I posted links to this over on Digital Flare. Have you all forgotten?

But thanks for reminding us all of it, looney.

[quote author=Balthea link=topic=131.msg3292#msg3292 date=1229905160]
DO NOT WANT!!!!11
[/quote]

Oh yes you do.

[quote author=Fighter link=topic=131.msg3295#msg3295 date=1229905688]
What. the. fuck. Now how do I unread that.
[/quote]

You can't. It's like a parasite in your BRAIN!!!!!!!

Or better yet, it's like being assimilated into the Borg collective.

 

[looneymoon]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

I knew you'd all appreciate it *pats self*

It could only be worse if it were accompanied by fanart

 

[annacamille]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

Uhhhh *avoids Cloud Mows the Lawn Fanfic*

lol @ the gif, balthea!

 

[Tennyo]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

[quote author=Balthea link=topic=131.msg3280#msg3280 date=1229900518]
This thread needs more Cloti butt smack.

[/quote]

Moar Cloti butt!smack is always a good thing.

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Re: Faith v. 3.0

Have you all forgotten?

Yes, godammit, I had! Why are you reminding me?!

And lookie there. Tifa's molesting Cloud. You don't actually see this, cause the camera pans away, but Cloud crawls away from her really fast and then wipes his ass with pure lillies to rub away the filth. I'm tellin ya