Final Fantasy XIII Non-Spoiler Thread

[ForceStealer]

Anyone else notice the magazine talks about the cut-scene when

Spoiler

Serah

dies? Nice spoiler dumbasses (the magazine)!

They very nearly put that in the last trailer anyway. Makes me feel like it happens early on...

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

It does. It's not really a spoiler.

More of a premise than anything.

They gave FFX a 6/10 because that's exactly the score it should've been given, as a slightly above average game .

Not knowing how to respond to this, I must simply exit the thread.

 

[Super Mario]

What are these people whining about? X is the bomb, man. THE BOMB.

 

[Cthulhu]

I love people who are critical about movies, games etc. Usually the reviewers only bother to review the good or much-anticipated movies, and give high ratings accordingly.

I mean, I've yet to see a review of Nogglo's Eemglees or whatever it's spelled (damn Japs). It's an excellent game, but the creators didn't spend the last two years building up hype with random trailers, mysterious websites, or stuff on social networks.

 

[Bex]

I have come across FF13 spoilers twice today. I almost broke down into tears.
IS NOTHING SACRED

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Sorry to hear that. Were they big ones?

 

[Celes Chere]

I've been trying to avoid MGS4 spoilers for a life-time. It's not safe to go anywhere. They only safe place is under your blankies in bed. T^T

 

[Makoeyes987]

Finalfantasy-XIII.net has posted scans of a FFXIII review by Official Playstation Magazine UK, and the game gets a score of 9/10!

...Wow. But at least the same magazine previously gave FFXII a perfect 10/10, so while I'm shocked the difference between the two games to them, is only 1 point, they at least were capable of seeing FFXII as a superior designed game.

But damn. Guess these guys are easy to please, or something. But then again, you've got to be really bad to make the official Sony Playstation magazine lambaste you for fail.

 

[Winter]

But damn. Guess these guys are easy to please, or something.

Or maybe the game is actually, you know, good.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Or maybe the game is actually, you know, good.

Yeah, and maybe Jay Leno was actually the true successor of the Tonight Show.

 

[Tennyo]

STFU, Mako, have you even played the game yet?

 

[Makoeyes987]

Have you?

 

[Alex]

I have.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Good for you, you should know what I mean then, sir.

 

[Alex]

Actually no, I was lying

Spoiler

My uncle that works for SE hasn't delivered it to me yet

 

[Alex]

OSHI-

I recently read some FFXIII spoilers by accident, and my reaction can be summarised thus:

Bex's reaction was even worse. This game needs to hurry up and get released already ;.;

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

I've been trying to avoid MGS4 spoilers for a life-time. It's not safe to go anywhere. They only safe place is under your blankies in bed. T^T

Play that fucking game already, Celes!

It's been out for the better part of two years. Statute of limitations on spoiler warnings has passed!


Also:
Mako, you need to wait for the damn game a bit longer before passing final judgment. It just doesn't feel as empty as the facts about exploration make it sound.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

Tip for Mako: Keep expecting and telling yourself the game is gonna suck, and it will.

 

[Makoeyes987]

It just doesn't feel as empty as the facts about exploration make it sound.

.....

Well folks, he said it, not me.

That about sums it up, right there. I guess the truthiness of the matter is, is that FFXIII just feels good.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Tip for Mako: Keep expecting and telling yourself the game is gonna suck, and it will.

This man speaks the truth.

.....

Well folks, he said it, not me.

That about sums it up, right there. I guess the truthiness of the matter is, is that FFXIII just feels good.

It does. It has Fang and Vanille.

Which means everybody wins. Even you, and even if you don't want to.

 

[shenron118]

.....

Well folks, he said it, not me.

That about sums it up, right there. I guess the truthiness of the matter is, is that FFXIII just feels good.

And what's wrong with something feeling good?

Stop expecting the game to be utter shit, Mako; you'll never know what it's like 'till you try it for yourself.

 

[Makoeyes987]

You know, heroin feels good too.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

You know, heroin feels good too.

This explains a lot.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

You know, heroin feels good too.

He's finally coming around, folks.

 

[Makoeyes987]

It really does. The fact of the matter is, a game shouldn't feel good at all. If the game isn't making you piss yourself, scream in frustration, and literally cause you physical pain and misery from its difficulty, there's something seriously wrong.

If FFXIII makes you feel good, then there's a problem. A big one.