I finally got to watching parts of The Stand, the 2020 adaptation of the Stephen King book (and the second TV adaptation after the 1994 miniseries). What were they thinking?
I love The Stand -- it's one of my favorite novels of all time, and I loved the '94 miniseries in spite of its shortcomings (relatively-limited budget, some character beats that just don't work that well), but this was a complete clusterfuck. I've never seen a miniseries with such good casting (they even had Bryan Cranston in an uncredited role as the U.S. President, along with top-tier talent across the board) shit the bed so hard, so fast.
The plot jumps forward and backwards so much, to such a wide timeframe, that it kills the pacing and makes the tension over certain characters surviving completely moot. To note -- the series starts at the most boring part of the book (corpse-clearing in Denver), largely skips the onset and breakdown of society by the plague in the first episode, and largely removes the tension of who's going to survive by setting a large chunk of scenes in Boulder, midway through the book, so you know exactly who's going to be important later. They completely broke the pacing of the original work.
The filmmakers clearly intended Larry and Rita's escape through the Manhattan tunnels to be a big, tense moment, but nobody cares if you've just spent the last episode-and-a-half establishing that Larry is alive long after the events of this sequence. And then this show has the audacity to add padding to Stu, Larry, Glen and Ray's journey to Vegas in the fifth episode of the series, via numerous transitional shots that do nothing but take up screentime that could have been better spent... I don't know, setting up numerous characters who are completely unreferenced (did you know that Judge Farris was a woman? I didn't know until after the character was dead!) or introduced with no explanation (the Rat Woman, or Teddy, who finally introduces himself by name just before he gets shot and killed, lol).
It's a series where large swaths of plot are either ignored or minimized, despite this being twice the length of the '94 miniseries and going to pains to restore as many characters from the book as possible (e.g. Rita Blackmoor), and then give them little or nothing to do. Stuff like General Stockey's arc trying to contain the pandemic (reduced to a single scene where J.K. Simmons rattles off a few plot points before the character shoots himself), Rae Flowers, pre-pandemic life, the majority of Stu's time in the Center for Disease Control, Frannie's father, the residents of Arnette, Nick's interactions with the thug who beat him in the police station, several ancillary characters in Vegas and more get short shift, despite there being ample space being relegated to it. And then they cast Alexander Skarsgaard as Randall Flagg, make him largely unthreatening and give him even less to do than Jamey Sheridan did in the previous adaptation -- barring his weird, nonsensical rambling in his final moments, which may be accurate to other versions of the character, but comes completely out of left-field here.
Christ, they cast Heather Graham as Rita, relegate her to one episode as a pseudo-damsel in distress and then have her die off-screen by swallowing pills, not even bothering to mention her fate until an offhand comment one episode later.
It's weird as hell, because this miniseries takes pains to add in contemporary concepts, but the one time they had an opportunity to play up the whole "fascist state" of Flagg's Vegas, they completely shit the bed and make it this half-assed Gomorrah-type atmosphere where everyone's busy doing drugs and fucking, which is so counter to the way Flagg ran Vegas in the book that I'm amazed it got through the writing process.
The amazing part is that the best part of the series, bar none, is the final episode (which Stephen King himself actually showed up to write the teleplay for), which is basically just the extended epilogue from the "Complete and Uncut" version of the book. It's so much better than the rest of the series that I'm bewildered. The first eight episodes have absurd pacing that's all over the place, lame character beats and plot points, missing parts of the story, terrible tension... and then, when it gets to a glorified "road trip" sequence with Stu and Frannie, the tension suddenly ratchets through the roof, the heroine gets one final confrontation with the villain, and several of the plot threads built up over the series actually resolve themselves in a compelling way.
What the actual hell.