Teva
hai a/s/l plz?
- AKA
- Queen of Sunshine / QoS / Suiseiseki / Desudesudesu / Teva / Teva'ni
Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting
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CK
buried but breathing
- AKA
- CK, 2D, wanker
Do you show your 'RL' friends your horrible grammar and spelling?
Tifaeria
Hello again! 8D
- AKA
- Roxy Lalonde, Black Canary, Princess Vampira, Ah-Choo, Cutie-Aoide
Hot. AC broke in my house and it's extremely hot down here. v_v lose-loseWeeeeell I might be going to a foreign country other than Jamaica for the summer, finally! I'm so excited!
How've you been?
And lol at everybody ripping on User Name. At least now you know never to talk about Lost anymore!
These people and their shows.
CK
buried but breathing
- AKA
- CK, 2D, wanker
Teva
hai a/s/l plz?
- AKA
- Queen of Sunshine / QoS / Suiseiseki / Desudesudesu / Teva / Teva'ni
Hot. AC broke in my house and it's extremely hot down here. v_v lose-lose
And lol at everybody ripping on User Name. At least now you know never to talk about Lost anymore!
Oh poor thing. I'd tell you to come down here where we have a lovely thermostat system that provides us with cool air, but that's if you're willing to make the trip.
I think everyone just rips on him because of the fact that he's so obtuse and annoying really. Plus it's easy and provides easy lulz, well for me at least.
CK
buried but breathing
- AKA
- CK, 2D, wanker
I've seen worse. It's still pretty terrible though.
CK
buried but breathing
- AKA
- CK, 2D, wanker
You don't post anything interesting so it doesn't really matter.
Tifaeria
Hello again! 8D
- AKA
- Roxy Lalonde, Black Canary, Princess Vampira, Ah-Choo, Cutie-Aoide
LOL
Burn!
I know it's dead in here so let's play some So Cash variations.
(btw, link is NSFW)
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash/variations
Pick which one you like and start posting!
Burn!
I know it's dead in here so let's play some So Cash variations.
(btw, link is NSFW)
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash/variations
Pick which one you like and start posting!
Teva
hai a/s/l plz?
- AKA
- Queen of Sunshine / QoS / Suiseiseki / Desudesudesu / Teva / Teva'ni
LOL
Burn!
I know it's dead in here so let's play some So Cash variations.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash/variations
Pick which one you want and start posting!
Lmao, you can say that again!
Hold on let me check out the link that you posted.
Ⓐaron
Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
- AKA
- The Man, V
Sodomites, I hereby wish thee a pleasant and highly enjoyable afternoon,
My name is John Wilkescombe III, and I have in my heart what can best be described as a very strong dislike for every single one of you good people. All of you are starving working-class imbeciles who spend every second of your days by looking at lesser intelligent recordings of radiation on sensitive mediums (for you less-gifted individual's knowledge, this phenomenon is also known as photography). You embody everything that is disagreeable in the world of to-day. If you allow me to be quite frank, do any of you have even the slightest experience in the art of courtesy toward the fairer gender? I mean to say, that I find that besmirching your fellow man is very much pleasurable for your insecure kind; however, you have succeeded in making it a much more vicious art. I would not hesitate to declare that this ranks among the worst of the vices a man can commit.
I would like to insist that you show me everything with which you beasts can violate me. It would be no more than fair to say that I am perfect, very much so indeed. I served as the captain of my private school cricket team, and my Latin and Greek are impeccable. What pastimes do you have, apart from "loitering in the streets all day, wooing working class wenches"? I am also a very affluent man with many estates, and I have a most attractive and wealthy friend who is of the female gender (Recently her Father blessed our marriage; it was VERILY of monetary benefit). But in short, all of you are sodomites with nothing else to look forward to than spending the rest of your vile existence in the gutters of L—. I'm sending my best thanks to all of you for listening to this utterly interesting tale that I had to offer.
As a matter of fact, the photograph on the left hand side is related to the above text; it is a presentation of myself alongside my friend who is of the female gender.
My name is John Wilkescombe III, and I have in my heart what can best be described as a very strong dislike for every single one of you good people. All of you are starving working-class imbeciles who spend every second of your days by looking at lesser intelligent recordings of radiation on sensitive mediums (for you less-gifted individual's knowledge, this phenomenon is also known as photography). You embody everything that is disagreeable in the world of to-day. If you allow me to be quite frank, do any of you have even the slightest experience in the art of courtesy toward the fairer gender? I mean to say, that I find that besmirching your fellow man is very much pleasurable for your insecure kind; however, you have succeeded in making it a much more vicious art. I would not hesitate to declare that this ranks among the worst of the vices a man can commit.
I would like to insist that you show me everything with which you beasts can violate me. It would be no more than fair to say that I am perfect, very much so indeed. I served as the captain of my private school cricket team, and my Latin and Greek are impeccable. What pastimes do you have, apart from "loitering in the streets all day, wooing working class wenches"? I am also a very affluent man with many estates, and I have a most attractive and wealthy friend who is of the female gender (Recently her Father blessed our marriage; it was VERILY of monetary benefit). But in short, all of you are sodomites with nothing else to look forward to than spending the rest of your vile existence in the gutters of L—. I'm sending my best thanks to all of you for listening to this utterly interesting tale that I had to offer.
As a matter of fact, the photograph on the left hand side is related to the above text; it is a presentation of myself alongside my friend who is of the female gender.
Tifaeria
Hello again! 8D
- AKA
- Roxy Lalonde, Black Canary, Princess Vampira, Ah-Choo, Cutie-Aoide
Hey Deceptiqueers,
My name is Optimus Prime, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are evil, Unicron-spawned, robotic life-forms who spend every second of their day making stupid plans. You are everything bad in on our homeworld of Cybertron. Honestly, have any of your ridiculous plans for world conquest ever worked? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to steal all the Energon you can, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than that Cobra commander jerk.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m leader of the Autobots, and bearer of the Matrix of Leadership. What sports do you play, other than "Transform into stupid stuff like tape players and guns"? I also turn into a truck, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just overloaded my circuits; Slag was SO Energon). You are all pit-spawn who should just offline. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
HAI GAIZ! IT'S ME AND MY BAIBAH~!
My name is Optimus Prime, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are evil, Unicron-spawned, robotic life-forms who spend every second of their day making stupid plans. You are everything bad in on our homeworld of Cybertron. Honestly, have any of your ridiculous plans for world conquest ever worked? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to steal all the Energon you can, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than that Cobra commander jerk.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m leader of the Autobots, and bearer of the Matrix of Leadership. What sports do you play, other than "Transform into stupid stuff like tape players and guns"? I also turn into a truck, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just overloaded my circuits; Slag was SO Energon). You are all pit-spawn who should just offline. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
HAI GAIZ! IT'S ME AND MY BAIBAH~!
CK
buried but breathing
- AKA
- CK, 2D, wanker
Good evening ladies and gentlemen!
I am the Joker, your entertainment for tonight, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are serious, boring schemers who try to control their little worlds. You are everything good and right in Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever had a good, hearty laugh? ha, ho, Ha I mean, I guess it's fun putting smiles on of peoples' faces, but your city deserves a better class criminal than that. I mean, this is even worse than having a man dressing up as a bat and taking all my press!
Why so serious? Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much an agent of chaos. I am the most troublesome foe of ol' Batsy, and leader of my own neverending gang of clows thugs. What sports do you play, other than "Going about your normal, orderly everyday life"? Oh and I also took your city's white knight and sank him to my level, plus having a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO FUNNY! Ho, ha, ah, ah, ha, ha, ha ho ha!!!!!). You are all part of my social experiment that's about to be blown sky high. Thanks for listening. Hugs and kisses!
Pic Related: It's me and my Harlequin bitch.
I am the Joker, your entertainment for tonight, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are serious, boring schemers who try to control their little worlds. You are everything good and right in Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever had a good, hearty laugh? ha, ho, Ha I mean, I guess it's fun putting smiles on of peoples' faces, but your city deserves a better class criminal than that. I mean, this is even worse than having a man dressing up as a bat and taking all my press!
Why so serious? Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much an agent of chaos. I am the most troublesome foe of ol' Batsy, and leader of my own neverending gang of clows thugs. What sports do you play, other than "Going about your normal, orderly everyday life"? Oh and I also took your city's white knight and sank him to my level, plus having a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO FUNNY! Ho, ha, ah, ah, ha, ha, ha ho ha!!!!!). You are all part of my social experiment that's about to be blown sky high. Thanks for listening. Hugs and kisses!
Pic Related: It's me and my Harlequin bitch.
Ⓐaron
Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
- AKA
- The Man, V
ねえ、同性愛者は、
私の名前は宮本武蔵されており、私はあなたのすべての単一の1つは嫌いだ 。すべての場合は、遅延は、生活者愚かなお尻写真を見て過ごすごとにその
日の第2脂肪されています。すべてを、世界で悪されています。正直言って 、あなたのこれまでの任意の芸者尻をひいたの？私は、私はそれの楽しさ を推測する独自の不安のために人々の楽しさを意味するが、すべてを全く 新しいレベルにする。これはインターネット上で画像をオフけいれんより悪
いです。
見知らぬ人になるなよ。ただ、最高のショットで私を打った。私はかなり完
璧なんだ。私は日本で最も有名な武士、多くの戦争の始動している。武道 スーパースマッシュブラザーズ以外の戦いは何ですか？また、巨大なカタ ナと叩いてホットしている芸者のガールフレンド（彼女は私の剣をこすり; クソの シャープだった）している。あなたはすべての人の同性愛者だけ自分を殺す
必要があります。聞いてくれてありがとう。
私の名前は宮本武蔵されており、私はあなたのすべての単一の1つは嫌いだ 。すべての場合は、遅延は、生活者愚かなお尻写真を見て過ごすごとにその
日の第2脂肪されています。すべてを、世界で悪されています。正直言って 、あなたのこれまでの任意の芸者尻をひいたの？私は、私はそれの楽しさ を推測する独自の不安のために人々の楽しさを意味するが、すべてを全く 新しいレベルにする。これはインターネット上で画像をオフけいれんより悪
いです。
見知らぬ人になるなよ。ただ、最高のショットで私を打った。私はかなり完
璧なんだ。私は日本で最も有名な武士、多くの戦争の始動している。武道 スーパースマッシュブラザーズ以外の戦いは何ですか？また、巨大なカタ ナと叩いてホットしている芸者のガールフレンド（彼女は私の剣をこすり; クソの シャープだった）している。あなたはすべての人の同性愛者だけ自分を殺す
必要があります。聞いてくれてありがとう。
CK
buried but breathing
- AKA
- CK, 2D, wanker
Hey Murderers,
My name is Horatio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you have something to hide, so you spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures of the next person you're going to kill. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten caught? I mean, I guess it's fun killing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of crime scenes on Ogrish.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best crime. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CSI team, and I solve a new case every day. What cases do you solve, other than "jacking off to dead people"? I also get to be on TV, and have banging hot sunglasses (I just put them on; Shit was SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sunglasses
My name is Horatio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you have something to hide, so you spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures of the next person you're going to kill. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten caught? I mean, I guess it's fun killing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of crime scenes on Ogrish.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best crime. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CSI team, and I solve a new case every day. What cases do you solve, other than "jacking off to dead people"? I also get to be on TV, and have banging hot sunglasses (I just put them on; Shit was SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sunglasses
Teva
hai a/s/l plz?
- AKA
- Queen of Sunshine / QoS / Suiseiseki / Desudesudesu / Teva / Teva'ni
Hey non believers,
My name is Jesus (Historically it's Joshua, but jesus is fine too.) and I hate or love you depending on who's telling it, but that's cool. Some of you are slightly over weight, less than productive members of society, but I don't mind. A lot of you are technically everything that's bad in the world, but it's never too late to change your path, so it's no big deal. Have any of you ever lied with woman in the biblical sense? I'd add "Honestly" but I already know that answer. Anyway, It's fine if you have, there's nothing becoming one with another person, even if it's someone of the same sex, (I don't actually mind) but it's actually better if you haven't. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, (to some people) but you all take to a whole new level, but hey, we've all been cruel. This is even technically worse than letting your seed fall on barren ground over facebook pictures, but who really cares?
Don't be a stranger, I genuinely want to know each and every one of you. There's room in the herd for all, but if you prefer to be solitary that's perfectly acceptable too. Go ahead and hit me with your best shot, for I love a lively debate. I'm pretty much the son of god, but that doesn't mean we weren't created equal. I was apprentice carpenter, then I wandered around Judea for a while. What pilgrimages have you been on? I genuinely want to know. I also got crucified, but contrary to popular belief, I didn't want it to happen. It was a bit of a bummer, but hey, "misfortune comes always out of season." I also sit at the right hand of god ( His glory permeates my life, poop was SO holy) You should all just kill yourselves so I can meet you now! I'm so excited!
My name is Jesus (Historically it's Joshua, but jesus is fine too.) and I hate or love you depending on who's telling it, but that's cool. Some of you are slightly over weight, less than productive members of society, but I don't mind. A lot of you are technically everything that's bad in the world, but it's never too late to change your path, so it's no big deal. Have any of you ever lied with woman in the biblical sense? I'd add "Honestly" but I already know that answer. Anyway, It's fine if you have, there's nothing becoming one with another person, even if it's someone of the same sex, (I don't actually mind) but it's actually better if you haven't. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, (to some people) but you all take to a whole new level, but hey, we've all been cruel. This is even technically worse than letting your seed fall on barren ground over facebook pictures, but who really cares?
Don't be a stranger, I genuinely want to know each and every one of you. There's room in the herd for all, but if you prefer to be solitary that's perfectly acceptable too. Go ahead and hit me with your best shot, for I love a lively debate. I'm pretty much the son of god, but that doesn't mean we weren't created equal. I was apprentice carpenter, then I wandered around Judea for a while. What pilgrimages have you been on? I genuinely want to know. I also got crucified, but contrary to popular belief, I didn't want it to happen. It was a bit of a bummer, but hey, "misfortune comes always out of season." I also sit at the right hand of god ( His glory permeates my life, poop was SO holy) You should all just kill yourselves so I can meet you now! I'm so excited!
CK
buried but breathing
- AKA
- CK, 2D, wanker
Hey Freind,
Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise, since we have not met, permit me however, I am Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and I hate every single one of you. I am contacting you to kindly because all of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures who can assist me in the Project below, which will be of mutual benefit to us both. A Salvadorean, Mr. Remirez Lundy , 66 years of age and a very prosperous farmer made a huge bank deposit for investment in the sum of US$17.5 Million (Seventeen Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) he named his wife Mrs. Helga Lundy as the NEXT OF KIN . I was called upon as an credited Attorney to the bank to sign and endorse documents to this deposit on Mr. Lundy's behalf. Unfortunately, Mr. & Mrs. Lundy were killed in the January 14, earthquake that rocked El Salvador , killing thousands of people and 1,200 others were declared missing. You are everything bad in the world and I now seek your permission and assistance to have you stand as a distant relatives to the deceased. So that the fund can be released to you and we can use it for our mutual benefit. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fund on Trading and Investment in the interest of the bank? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Nigerians because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. For your assistance, you will be compensated adequately with (40%) of the total sum (55%) will be my own share while (5%) will be set aside to cover any incidental expense made both at home and abroad prior to this transaction If you are interested in assisting me with this matter, please send to me urgently via my EMAIL the following details below:
* Full name, Company or Private Address
* Telephone and Fax number(s).
I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves and Upon receiving the above details from you, I will work out every documents/proof representing you as the deceased BONA-FIDE distant relative and when this is done, you will be contacted by the bank for the release and collection of this fund, which will be within one week of my receiving the above details from you.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me, Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and my bitch
Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise, since we have not met, permit me however, I am Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and I hate every single one of you. I am contacting you to kindly because all of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures who can assist me in the Project below, which will be of mutual benefit to us both. A Salvadorean, Mr. Remirez Lundy , 66 years of age and a very prosperous farmer made a huge bank deposit for investment in the sum of US$17.5 Million (Seventeen Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) he named his wife Mrs. Helga Lundy as the NEXT OF KIN . I was called upon as an credited Attorney to the bank to sign and endorse documents to this deposit on Mr. Lundy's behalf. Unfortunately, Mr. & Mrs. Lundy were killed in the January 14, earthquake that rocked El Salvador , killing thousands of people and 1,200 others were declared missing. You are everything bad in the world and I now seek your permission and assistance to have you stand as a distant relatives to the deceased. So that the fund can be released to you and we can use it for our mutual benefit. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fund on Trading and Investment in the interest of the bank? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Nigerians because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. For your assistance, you will be compensated adequately with (40%) of the total sum (55%) will be my own share while (5%) will be set aside to cover any incidental expense made both at home and abroad prior to this transaction If you are interested in assisting me with this matter, please send to me urgently via my EMAIL the following details below:
* Full name, Company or Private Address
* Telephone and Fax number(s).
I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves and Upon receiving the above details from you, I will work out every documents/proof representing you as the deceased BONA-FIDE distant relative and when this is done, you will be contacted by the bank for the release and collection of this fund, which will be within one week of my receiving the above details from you.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me, Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and my bitch
Teva
hai a/s/l plz?
- AKA
- Queen of Sunshine / QoS / Suiseiseki / Desudesudesu / Teva / Teva'ni
Hey Rebel scum,
My name is Bursk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are rebellious, Luke Skywalker-following lawbreakers who spend every second of their day opposing the Galactic Empire. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun blowing up the Death Star because of your own lack of power, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jacking off to pictures of Aayla Secura.
Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best blaster shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was commander of leading snowtroopers into the caverns of Echo Base buring the Battle of Hoth, and helped coordinate attacks with Darth Vader. What sports do you play, other than "losing to the Empire all the time"? I also get straight good evaluations, and I have a state-of-the-art blaster rifle (it just killed some Rebel scum, shit was SO blast). You are all rebels who should just give in to the Empire. Thanks for listening.
My name is Bursk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are rebellious, Luke Skywalker-following lawbreakers who spend every second of their day opposing the Galactic Empire. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun blowing up the Death Star because of your own lack of power, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jacking off to pictures of Aayla Secura.
Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best blaster shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was commander of leading snowtroopers into the caverns of Echo Base buring the Battle of Hoth, and helped coordinate attacks with Darth Vader. What sports do you play, other than "losing to the Empire all the time"? I also get straight good evaluations, and I have a state-of-the-art blaster rifle (it just killed some Rebel scum, shit was SO blast). You are all rebels who should just give in to the Empire. Thanks for listening.
Tifaeria
Hello again! 8D
- AKA
- Roxy Lalonde, Black Canary, Princess Vampira, Ah-Choo, Cutie-Aoide
Hey Pedophiles of my kind,
My name is Pedobear, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, perverts who spend every second of their day looking at awesome buck-ass child pornography and not sharing it with others. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ten-year-old pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun telling people you have CP and refuse to share it because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on gURL.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was coach of the Pee-Wees cheerleader team, and the employee of the month at Toys R Us. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to boring Photoshopped Miley Cyrus porn"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot twelve-year-old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just post your entire fap folder, then kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
My name is Pedobear, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, perverts who spend every second of their day looking at awesome buck-ass child pornography and not sharing it with others. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ten-year-old pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun telling people you have CP and refuse to share it because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on gURL.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was coach of the Pee-Wees cheerleader team, and the employee of the month at Toys R Us. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to boring Photoshopped Miley Cyrus porn"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot twelve-year-old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just post your entire fap folder, then kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Teva
hai a/s/l plz?
- AKA
- Queen of Sunshine / QoS / Suiseiseki / Desudesudesu / Teva / Teva'ni
What, are you dense? are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you cowardly, superstitious criminals who spend every second of their day robbing banks and blowing shit up. You are everything bad in the Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever managed to escape Arkham? I mean, I guess it's justified for me to go out at night wearing a bat suit, beating lowlifes like you into a pulp because of the crimes you committed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse every Robin I've ever kept.
Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am also the heir of Wayne Enterprises and a member of the Justice League. What sports do you play, other than "Terrorize the peaceful citizens of Gotham and being arrested by me"? I am also one of the richest man in the world, and have banging hot bitches whenever I need (We just had a bat-orgy, shit was SO BAT). You are all scums who should just turn yourselves in. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my justice bitches.
I'm the goddamn Batman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you cowardly, superstitious criminals who spend every second of their day robbing banks and blowing shit up. You are everything bad in the Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever managed to escape Arkham? I mean, I guess it's justified for me to go out at night wearing a bat suit, beating lowlifes like you into a pulp because of the crimes you committed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse every Robin I've ever kept.
Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am also the heir of Wayne Enterprises and a member of the Justice League. What sports do you play, other than "Terrorize the peaceful citizens of Gotham and being arrested by me"? I am also one of the richest man in the world, and have banging hot bitches whenever I need (We just had a bat-orgy, shit was SO BAT). You are all scums who should just turn yourselves in. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my justice bitches.
Tifaeria
Hello again! 8D
- AKA
- Roxy Lalonde, Black Canary, Princess Vampira, Ah-Choo, Cutie-Aoide
Hey homose/x/uals,
My name is Edward, and I feel sorry for every single one of you. All of you are fat, paranoid goths who spend every second of their day making up conspiracies and looking at fake-ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real pussy? Or is that paranormal too? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to prove that fake shit exists because of how mundane your shitty lives are, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than taking pictures of flying trash can lids in your back yard.
Don't be a fag. Just hit me with your best non-shooped proof. I'm pretty much perfectly real. I was the starter on the Cullen baseball team. What sports do you try to play, other than "find the mindfuck in a motivator the fastest"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just was dazzled by me; Shit was SO real). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves to see what's "on the other side". Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
(LULZ! I wish I knew the code to make everything sparkly so that this would kickass even more!)
My name is Edward, and I feel sorry for every single one of you. All of you are fat, paranoid goths who spend every second of their day making up conspiracies and looking at fake-ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real pussy? Or is that paranormal too? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to prove that fake shit exists because of how mundane your shitty lives are, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than taking pictures of flying trash can lids in your back yard.
Don't be a fag. Just hit me with your best non-shooped proof. I'm pretty much perfectly real. I was the starter on the Cullen baseball team. What sports do you try to play, other than "find the mindfuck in a motivator the fastest"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just was dazzled by me; Shit was SO real). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves to see what's "on the other side". Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
(LULZ! I wish I knew the code to make everything sparkly so that this would kickass even more!
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Teva
hai a/s/l plz?
- AKA
- Queen of Sunshine / QoS / Suiseiseki / Desudesudesu / Teva / Teva'ni
Hey dipshits,
My name is Mike. You fags are ridiculous failures at life. Me? I have had sex with over 100 women. Do you know what women are? I'll give you all a hint: they don't have blowup valves, and they exist IN REAL LIFE, not just on the porn sites you watch all the time. Guess what? Real girls don't care about how "prestigious" your fag school is, or how often you post on a loser message board.
My life is awesome. I roll out with my boys to the club 5 nights a week, and we snag mad bitches all the time. Last week, I had sex with three girls at once. That's three more girls than will ever look at you OCD losers. Don't hate me because I am confident, good-looking, and able to get laid CONSTANTLY unlike you virgins.
Pic related: It's me and one of my many bitches.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Mikecash.jpg
My name is Mike. You fags are ridiculous failures at life. Me? I have had sex with over 100 women. Do you know what women are? I'll give you all a hint: they don't have blowup valves, and they exist IN REAL LIFE, not just on the porn sites you watch all the time. Guess what? Real girls don't care about how "prestigious" your fag school is, or how often you post on a loser message board.
My life is awesome. I roll out with my boys to the club 5 nights a week, and we snag mad bitches all the time. Last week, I had sex with three girls at once. That's three more girls than will ever look at you OCD losers. Don't hate me because I am confident, good-looking, and able to get laid CONSTANTLY unlike you virgins.
Pic related: It's me and one of my many bitches.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Mikecash.jpg
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