Super Mario
IT'S A ME!
- AKA
- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
How hard was Cid??
No, you just die because you MISS the tutorial.
Also, I don't suck, tbh. You know damn well I carry my weight in Gears.
But I don't deny the boy toy part.
l2destrilliansI want one of these cool drawings that some of you people have in your sigs.
wall of text
I'm just really paranoid that someone might find out who I am because of the people I work for. I believe that in this country, there is a massive, and I do mean MASSIVE conspiracy involving the U.S. government, big oil, other national pseudo-heads of state, the Kingsford Corporation, DARPA, and a secret underground base in China. I know this sounds crazy, and thats what some people might actually believe, but hear me out. If my boss finds out Im posting this, I don't even know what would happen. Basically it can literally be boiled down to I believe the people who run the world are out to get me, and that if I don't stop it, a complete catastrophe of monumental proportions could occur. Some might ask how I know this, and I've got a couple guys on the inside, one guy by the name of Charlie, and a local government offical, Fred, who owes me a favor. What is undeniable is that the world's powers are coming together to keep us slaves to the same power that fuels our cars, heats our homes, and allows all industry and commerce to operate. What I get the sense of is happening is that the nation is heading down the wrong path, into a downward spiral of soot and ash, yes, I do fear that the powers that be are trying to get the world to change to a charcoal standard. It would be the end of civilization as we know it, the taste will be gone, all you will be able to taste is the heat, none of the meat. Our cities will be darkened with soot, the rainforests will be felled specifically to continue the charcoal-industrial process. However I need a group of people willing to fight this change, to sacrifice everything if need be, to further the cause of the one true power source for this world, Propane. We need to take action into our own hands to make sure that coal and oil power are going to further the exploration and retrieval of Propane and Propane accessories. I think there is a place in the future for "renewable" resources, such as solar, wind, hydro, and wave power, but they should be further put to use in order to develop Propane into a renewable resource. Reliable statistics from the Texas Propane Gas Association have shown that if Propane powers the world, not a single child will go hungry, war will cease completely, religious tolerance will set in, and the United States will control the world, with a neo-Reagan president at the helm, elected for life. We will all live like billionaires, we will have the power, we will be in control, to those who stand against us, I say, take your best shot.
Ya need to be in dessies lol