Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

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Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
I'm having someone play Cookie as a guy in a suit basically. :oscar: no smashing and that stuff.
 

Hisako

消えないひさ&#
AKA
Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon
Well at least put in a fist fight if you're going to introduce stupid to the RP

:monster:
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
I'm just really paranoid that someone might find out who I am because of the people I work for. I believe that in this country, there is a massive, and I do mean MASSIVE conspiracy involving the U.S. government, big oil, other national pseudo-heads of state, the Kingsford Corporation, DARPA, and a secret underground base in China. I know this sounds crazy, and thats what some people might actually believe, but hear me out. If my boss finds out Im posting this, I don't even know what would happen. Basically it can literally be boiled down to I believe the people who run the world are out to get me, and that if I don't stop it, a complete catastrophe of monumental proportions could occur. Some might ask how I know this, and I've got a couple guys on the inside, one guy by the name of Charlie, and a local government offical, Fred, who owes me a favor. What is undeniable is that the world's powers are coming together to keep us slaves to the same power that fuels our cars, heats our homes, and allows all industry and commerce to operate. What I get the sense of is happening is that the nation is heading down the wrong path, into a downward spiral of soot and ash, yes, I do fear that the powers that be are trying to get the world to change to a charcoal standard. It would be the end of civilization as we know it, the taste will be gone, all you will be able to taste is the heat, none of the meat. Our cities will be darkened with soot, the rainforests will be felled specifically to continue the charcoal-industrial process. However I need a group of people willing to fight this change, to sacrifice everything if need be, to further the cause of the one true power source for this world, Propane. We need to take action into our own hands to make sure that coal and oil power are going to further the exploration and retrieval of Propane and Propane accessories. I think there is a place in the future for "renewable" resources, such as solar, wind, hydro, and wave power, but they should be further put to use in order to develop Propane into a renewable resource. Reliable statistics from the Texas Propane Gas Association have shown that if Propane powers the world, not a single child will go hungry, war will cease completely, religious tolerance will set in, and the United States will control the world, with a neo-Reagan president at the helm, elected for life. We will all live like billionaires, we will have the power, we will be in control, to those who stand against us, I say, take your best shot.
is this some sort of King of the Hill rant?
 

NoenGaruth

That Guy With The Midgar Model
AKA
NoenGaruth, Stolz, Blitzwing, Ryoko Asakura, Judge Magister Gabranth, Col. Hans Landa, Itsuki Koizumi, Treize Khushrenada
More or less a blue monster suit. Kram IS infiltrating IBC afterall.

Cookie Monster in Destrillians Mumble? This is bad comedy.

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Hisako

消えないひさ&#
AKA
Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon
tbh I don't mind I mean we already put in so many cultural references in anyway :awesome:
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Next time you feel like taking a shit do it in the toilet, not in our RP kthx.
 

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
Either that or the mindfuck is that the image itself isn't actually a mindfuck. I dunno.
 

Hisako

消えないひさ&#
AKA
Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon
I think we should have a competition where people do their best real-life impression of the awesome face and post their photos of them doing this.
And iunno we design some awesomeface badges and take the piss out of Watchmen. :awesome:

Just a thought.
 
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