Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Hisako]

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT

 

[CK]

One more day of work til I get a day off. So tired.

 

[ShuShu]

Shinra Kishitani is my father.

 

[Super Mario]

sleep well my friend.



edit: yeah I knocked up someone cosplaying as Tomoe in 2005.

 

[CK]

sleep well my friend.



edit: yeah I knocked up someone cosplaying as Tomoe in 2005.

I'm not going to sleep lol, it's only 6pm.

 

[Super Mario]

I usually sleep at 6 pm when I was a young lad.



Oh and ShuShu is actually my biological son. The kid went off hiatus to give me his paternity test. Fuck.

 

[ShuShu]

AND WE ARE GOING TO THE PARK TO THROW ROCKS AT STRANGERS!!!! Weeeeee~

 

[Super Mario]

Did mom put you up to this, boy?

 

[ShuShu]

Oh is that what the gun is for?

 

[Super Mario]

GIMME that. Jesus christ she leaves me after that one time and now she's using you to kill me!? D: Horrible woman!

 

[CK]

Mumble... I am disappoint.

 

[ShuShu]

My shiny T_T ! Noooo

 

[Super Mario]

Sorry tones, I knocked a hot cosplayer chick during a trip 5 years ago. And that kid you see is mine.

 

[ShuShu]

Wheee!!~ I totally knew it to. We have a Father-Son ESP.

 

[Super Mario]

Behave, you're making me look bad son.

 

[CK]

No you're doing that just fine by yourself dude.

 

[ShuShu]

Yes Papa...


Your lucky i'm asian or the whole 'obidence' gig would be damn near impossible to beat in.

 

[Super Mario]

Mom raised you well I guess

 

[ShuShu]

Perhaps. Thats subjective.

Whats REALLY of major fucking relevance is where to start world domination.

 

[Super Mario]

Son, there comes a time in a growing boy's life where he must learn to understand that such a dream needs more time and more patience. You must be eloquent and bold if you want your dreams to come true.

 

[ShuShu]

Kay. Check and check.

So Korea, China, what? Canada possibly?

 

[Super Mario]

I mean you have to appeal to their respective presidents, steal their leadership rights or something as a prank and never give it back. That way you've basically taken over china, japan and canada and you took the piss for the lulz.

 

[ShuShu]

... I could distract Kimmy with some old loony toons VHS tapes I have. Ok Korea down.

 

[Super Mario]

Good boy. I'm sleepy as hell now. Daddy's gotta go to sleep. We'll throw nukes at your friends after Daddy's got a good nap.



STAY COOL.

 

[ShuShu]

Mkay SLEEP TIGHT WOOOO~