Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[crack]

ARE YOU SHITTING WITH ME SON?

i saw you on msn like ten seconds ago

 

[Max Caulfield]

Um... I'm a girl.

I'm on, okay?! AND, WE'RE TALKING. SO, THERE!

 

[crack]

Well, if I said DAUGHTER, it wouldn't sound half as cool, would it?

And good girl.

 

[Celes Chere]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO DAMN LONELY

CRUEL TO SAY THAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR HOS THAT ARE CLEARLY PRESENT -eyes Ammy and Meggy-

 

[crack]

Bacon too, if he wants one.

 

[Celes Chere]

I didn't mention him 'cause he would have been like "Ew, whore lover" or something.

 

[crack]

He's just jealous cause you're a whore and he's not.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Got to love being engaged and living with the mrs XD

 

[Ⓐaron]

oh, missed this

She is doing better! Tired, but the pain is going away little by little.

It's awesome to see her up and about like she's been lately.

Thanks for asking!

glad to hear that

 

[Super Mario]

you've got more beauty than god.

 

[CK]

like a twinky, like a twinky.

 

[Celes Chere]

Hehehehe.

 

[Joe]

 

[Hisako]

http://oldspicevoicemail.com/

I would use the fuck out of it except I have an old phone and I don't have a cable to connect it to my computer. ;-;

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Cracky's new name reminds me of this

 

[Ⓐaron]

http://oldspicevoicemail.com/

I would use the fuck out of it except I have an old phone and I don't have a cable to connect it to my computer. ;-;

I read that as www.oldspicvoicemail.com and wondered "What's wrong with old Hispanics now?"

 

[Joker]

I read it as "spice girls voicemail".

;.;

 

[Celes Chere]

Crack's new name just makes me think of FFVI XD

And this

 

[Super Mario]

 

[Tifaeria]

Where is Maria from? I R Confused.

 

[Super Mario]

She's from the series Arakawa under the Bridge like my character Sister. Sister loves Maria but she insults him alot but he doesn't mind, because he's cool with it until she says he's boring, then he starts to bleed. Sister holds a Mass every Sunday.

 

[Tifaeria]

How very interesting and weird!

 

[Joker]

Bored indifference mode activate.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Hiiiiiii!

 

[Celes Chere]

Sup Amy?