Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Super Mario]

The day my father Spencer banished me from Viola, I was bitten by an animus and had radioactive waste dumped into my spleen. To make matters worse, my ability to control water activated just as I was hit by a blast of Eclair Bacta Radiation! Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for The Niet Nanomachine program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'hitman'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like IBC Corporation's executives! They always keep sending me to their amusement park.

 

[Joker]

 

[Max Caulfield]

Oh, Mumble. You are so random and weird. I love it. <3

 

[Max Payne]

Oh, Mumble. You are so random and weird. I love it. <3

Someone has to I guess.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Someone has to I guess.

Why yes, Dacon. Everyone deserves to feel wanted.

Maybe if you didn't sit in the corner and glower so much, we'd snuggle with you, too.

Spoiler

 

[Max Payne]

Sorry but I only sit on my relatively small throne.

 

[Joker]

Maybe if you didn't sit in the corner and glower so much, we'd snuggle with you, too.

Spoiler

He's sitting in the corner to avoid having his back turned to Mumble.

 

[Max Payne]

Pffft. Mumble knows better than to test my rage.

 

[Joker]

I dunno.

He's a warrior.

 

[Max Payne]

He should be smart enough to pick his battles then.

 

[Bex]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

 

[Max Payne]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Uh. What.

 

[Hisako]

Uh. What.

Someone probably mentioned a fictional pairing that wasn't homosexual.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Stayed up all night for a five hour shift at noon yesterday. Came home, ate, passed out. Was called and asked to work the today due to the daughter of the chick meant to work being in ICU. I, of course, said yes. Had a very broken session of sleep resulting in me waking up and staying that way at 4 am. Work at 8 am for eight hours. POOP!

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Why yes, Dacon. Everyone deserves to feel wanted.

because of this sentence, you will all be subjugated to my obsession with GarrusxFemaleShepard.

 

[Max Payne]

I was angered when my Fem Shepard wasn't allowed to romance Kasumi.

Hell I was angered that she had no real dialogue past the comment or two every now and then.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

well, neither does Zaeed, and a lot of people wish he was. Perhaps in another online content thing they'll release something like a pack for romancing those two, idfk.

 

[Max Caulfield]

because of this sentence, you will all be subjugated to my obsession with GarrusxFemaleShepard.

D: I don't even know this is.

 

[Max Payne]

well, neither does Zaeed, and a lot of people wish he was. Perhaps in another online content thing they'll release something like a pack for romancing those two, idfk.

I don't care about that though, I hate Zaeed. Typical space mercenary badass with a deep voice.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

D: I don't even know this is.

also i must note

 

[Bex]

Someone probably mentioned a fictional pairing that wasn't homosexual.

LIER

FYI I totes ship Tidus x Yuna

 

[Sheva Alomar]

I would thank you multiple times, Aki, but TLS won't let me.

 

[Super Mario]

Pffft. Mumble knows better than to test my rage.

I do not want to test your rage with gamma rays. I want to hug you, because your aura of strength makes me aller strong and big to beat other enemies in the fair.


And no I'm not a warrior. ; v ; I'm an industrialist.

 

[Max Payne]

 

[Super Mario]