Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Cthulhu]

I can say with little exception, I am the best fucking driver out of everyone I know my age. Not that its a pat on the back for me, but my friends seem to fucking think that driving is just steering the wheel and that's it. One of them is on like, his 5th deer.

I almost hit one ( a kid one too ) a few years ago if I drove any faster and didn't swerve, .

Do people over there still all drive automatics?

 

[Joker]

I drive a standard, though I prefer the auto.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Let's rock.

http://thelifestream.net/forums/showthread.php?t=5504

 

[Madame Mayor]

Yeah god I miss drama ;-;

Or more importantly, writing for it. I did script writing a lot.

Me too. I really liked a lot of the scripts I wrote and wish I still had them. They weren't great, but for a young kid they had the potential to be better with more editing.

My dreams for drama were stopped once I realized I had an allergy to makeups, perfumes, hair sprays, etc.

 

[Joker]

I always wanted to act.

And write scripts.

But then I realized I have no talent. XD

 

[Joe]

I can write stuff. I just need Sienna there to correct and crush everything I write.

Sienna you muppet, get well soon.

 

[Max Caulfield]

I can't write, even though people tell me that I can.

THEY LIE.

 

[Hisako]

My last project was a film script about a futuristic cop who solves a murder mystery and everything's all complicated and he goes through all the film noir routines and then at the end of it when he finally puts the whole puzzle together it turns out the whole thing was staged for the media and apparently his computer assistant was programmed to brainwash the human race by using the cop for an entertaining staged television series and then hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

 

[Bex]

So like, I'm amazing at driving.
Been driving for nearly three years, must have nearly toppled my car about 4 times, managed to hit 2 pigeons (both of which shat on my windscreen), have a car that randomly decelerates on the motorway, not to mention the fact my car is possibly a transformer.

That will transform into a piece of scrap metal in an estimated 2 months ;.;

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Autobots assemble, sound off!
Optimus Prime!! Bumblebee!! SCRAPHEAP!!!!
...
It made me chuckle.

 

[Super Mario]

lulz

 

[Celes Chere]

I can't write, even though people tell me that I can.

THEY LIE.

Stfu Amy. What's with everyone saying they can't do things when clearly, THEY CAN lately?

 

[crack]

What's with everyone saying that they're unattractive when they aren't?

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Because for some of us, it's true.

 

[Max Caulfield]

It is true. My ability to write has been vacationing lately.

 

[crack]

I have yet to see someone truly unattractive. At least in this forum.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

am i a bad person if i say i can think of a couple unattractive members

 

[crack]

yes you are.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

sad now

 

[Super Mario]

Hey guys what's going on?

 

[crack]

sad now

you can get away with it though because you're pretty

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

 

[crack]

mother of god

 

[Super Mario]

I've gotten an outrageous healing factor and unstable brain stems Those boxers mean nothing to me.