Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Cat Rage Room]

I'd probably burst out laughing, but yeah, at least that would be better than "BABY SWEET BABY PLEASE INSERT YOUR 'MALE GENITALIA' INSIDE OF MY 'FEMALE GENITALIA' BEEP BOOP"

I mean dirty talk can be cheesy sure, but sex is allowed to be (or even, is supposed to be) a bit filthy and improper by nature. I mean even considering the double standard point, I've never really heard of any girls be opposed to the word 'pussy' while doing it.

 

[Max Payne]

I'd probably burst out laughing, but yeah, at least that would be better than "BABY SWEET BABY PLEASE INSERT YOUR 'MALE GENITALIA' INSIDE OF MY 'FEMALE GENITALIA' BEEP BOOP"

I mean dirty talk can be cheesy sure, but sex is allowed to be (or even, is supposed to be) a bit filthy and improper by nature. I mean even considering the double standard point, I've never really heard of any girls be opposed to the word 'pussy' while doing it.

What. There's nothing filthy or improper about sex between two consenting adults. It's one of the most natural acts a human beings can perform.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

What. There's nothing filthy or improper about sex between two consenting adults. It's one of the most natural acts a human beings can perform.

I don't mean literally filthy and improper. I mean within the context of 'dirty' talk and all that shit, as in it not being a time to hold back and put on airs, after all, it's two sweaty people slapping up against each other with body fluids here and there; it's not a time for politeness and doilies and shit, which is why I brought up the fact that the words 'pussy/dick' gets a pass when people are having sex.

 

[Max Payne]

I don't mean literally filthy and improper. I mean within the context of 'dirty' talk and all that shit, as in it not being a time to hold back and put on airs, after all, it's two sweaty people slapping up against each other with body fluids here and there; it's not a time for politeness and doilies and shit, which is why I brought up the fact that the words 'pussy/dick' gets a pass when people are having sex.

Depends on the people.

I don't really see the appeal in "dirty talk" always seemed a bit juvenile to me *shrugs*.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Ah, of course everyone is different; I am only speaking on what seems to be the average consensus.

Dirty talk can be a bit silly, and no, the endless fake as hell blabbering you see in pornos is a turnoff (and from what I can surmise, usually doesn't happen unless one of the participants just literally watches too much porn or something), but at the same time, sex isn't usually COMPLETELY silent, and whatever conversation isn't laughing at some funny incident (which happens a LOT. Sex can be surprisingly hilarious) usually seems to be shit that wouldn't pass as office conversation.

 

[Max Payne]

Ah, of course everyone is different; I am only speaking on what seems to be the average consensus.

What, do you go around asking people what they say during sex?

 

[Cat Rage Room]

People do talk about sex, yes.

 

[Max Payne]

Nuh-uh, that's not what I asked you bub.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

OKAY PAL

No, I don't, but the subject comes up in conversation with friends.

 

[Max Payne]

Riiiiiiiiiite.

 

[Celes Chere]

IM SICK AND TIRED AND BORED

/glimpses up/

Dirty talk can be a bit silly

God, that's my bestie's boyfriend right there. She shows me his texts because they are ridiculous. He's always saying how his dick is out and he's thinking of her... and it is CONSTANTLY. He needs to tell her that at least 5 times in one day. And then I believe he told her a request to say while they were having sex was:
"Oh baby, it feels like corn!"
What is this I don't even.

AND
He's one of those "That's what she said" kind of guys. GROW UP. You're over 21 and in the military... time to grow out of that. If you say the words "come" "give" "do" or "it" around him, he'll turn it around on you into something sexual. And he says EVERYTHING she does is hot.

"I have a stain on my shirt. "
"That's hot, baby."

STFU. I'm glad he went away... being around him when I hung out with her was painful.

 

[Max Payne]

Soooo....Anyone want a commission?

 

[Cthulhu]

Make me a picture of all the FFVII chicks getting raped by Cthulhu and Ultros, pretty pl0x?

 

[Hisako]

Yeah because you'd hit that lol


Oh wait







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[Max Caulfield]

IGod, that's my bestie's boyfriend right there. She shows me his texts because they are ridiculous. He's always saying how his dick is out and he's thinking of her... and it is CONSTANTLY. He needs to tell her that at least 5 times in one day. And then I believe he told her a request to say while they were having sex was:
"Oh baby, it feels like corn!"
What is this I don't even.

AND
He's one of those "That's what she said" kind of guys. GROW UP. You're over 21 and in the military... time to grow out of that. If you say the words "come" "give" "do" or "it" around him, he'll turn it around on you into something sexual. And he says EVERYTHING she does is hot.

"I have a stain on my shirt. "
"That's hot, baby."

STFU. I'm glad he went away... being around him when I hung out with her was painful.

In high school, I hung out with two girls exactly like this. Every time we got together to hang out, within five minutes one of them would turn the conversation into something sexual.

After a while, I stopped hanging out with them because of it. It might also have to do with one of them asked me in front of my mom how long did I think a guy's penis would need to be for me to be comfortable. And one of them masturbated on my couch on New Year's Eve when she went down for a glass of water in the middle of the night. (What's really weird is she TOLD me. D: )

 

[Max Payne]

Make me a picture of all the FFVII chicks getting raped by Cthulhu and Ultros, pretty pl0x?

Sure, I'll do it for 700 bucks.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

IM SICK AND TIRED AND BORED

/glimpses up/



God, that's my bestie's boyfriend right there. She shows me his texts because they are ridiculous. He's always saying how his dick is out and he's thinking of her... and it is CONSTANTLY. He needs to tell her that at least 5 times in one day. And then I believe he told her a request to say while they were having sex was:
"Oh baby, it feels like corn!"
What is this I don't even.

AND
He's one of those "That's what she said" kind of guys. GROW UP. You're over 21 and in the military... time to grow out of that. If you say the words "come" "give" "do" or "it" around him, he'll turn it around on you into something sexual. And he says EVERYTHING she does is hot.

"I have a stain on my shirt. "
"That's hot, baby."

STFU. I'm glad he went away... being around him when I hung out with her was painful.

Yeah, this shit irritates me as well. I believe there's a line between actual interest in human sexuality and just being juvenile about it all the time.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Yeah, this shit irritates me as well. I believe there's a line between actual interest in human sexuality and just being juvenile about it all the time.

HAHA!

...You said shit. You sick fuck.

 

[Strangelove]

It might also have to do with one of them asked me how long did I think a guy's penis would need to be for me to be comfortable in front of my mom. And one of them masturbated on my couch on New Year's Eve when she went down for a glass of water in the middle of the night. (What's really weird is she TOLD me. D: )

1) Ew.

2) For a second there, I thought you meant she asked you how long a guy's penis dick would have to be for you to feel comfortable like, introducing him to your mum.

"Oh baby, it feels like corn!"

Also what. is supposed to feel like corn, exactly? I don't even. Corn.

 

[Max Caulfield]

1) Ew.

I know. I scrubbed the cushions the next day because it felt really weird when I sat down. D:

2) For a second there, I thought you meant she asked you how long a guy's penis dick would have to be for you to feel comfortable like, introducing him to your mum.

"Hey, Mom. This is Frank. His penis is six inches long. We're off to dinner! Bye now!"

Yeah, that would really fly well.

 

[looneymoon]

After a while, I stopped hanging out with them because of it. It might also have to do with one of them asked me in front of my mom how long did I think a guy's penis would need to be for me to be comfortable. And one of them masturbated on my couch on New Year's Eve when she went down for a glass of water in the middle of the night. (What's really weird is she TOLD me. D: )

I think someone may have had a crush on you, Chii.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Also what. is supposed to feel like corn, exactly? I don't even. Corn.

BUMPY FOR HER PLEASURE?

 

[Hisako]

BUMPY FOR HER PLEASURE?

Oh sure it feels good now but just wait until those cysts rupture

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

tbh tho I had a friend who had an eljay icon of Lloyd Irving going like 'MY DICK FEELS LIKE CORN' and Collette saying 'POP THAT PUSSY, REDENBACHER' or something like that and it was rather confusing. may have been from a movie.

 

[Hisako]

I don't know what half of what you said means


but it sounds kinky