Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Ⓐaron]

It's pretty bad here too, though it's not as bad. It was in the forties this morning. It's been below freezing several mornings this season, although it hasn't snowed on any of them. The grass was practically white in a lot of areas due to all the ice though. This is Florida damn it; we're never prepared for it when it freezes.

 

[Joker]

Almost got in an accident on my way to work today.

My car is sooo not equipped for this shit. >:

/lives in Texas

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

DDD: Are you alright?

 

[Joker]

Yeah, but my heart almost stopped when I spun out in the middle of a three-lane road during morning traffic ;.;

 

[Tifabelle]

Yeah, but my heart almost stopped when I spun out in the middle of a three-lane road during morning traffic ;.;

;.;

That happened to me a couple of years ago on the parkway. It's so scary!

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Yeah, but my heart almost stopped when I spun out in the middle of a three-lane road during morning traffic ;.;

DDDD: Stay safe out there omg

 

[Super Mario]

Cars seem to magically appear when you least expect them in Texas o^O

 

[LunarSkye]

Cars seem to magically appear when you least expect them in Texas o^O

That's cause Texas has alot of bad drivers. D8

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

That's cause Texas has alot of bad drivers. D8

It's funny cause it's true. I hate driving back home people are even crazier on the border.

 

[LunarSkye]

It's funny cause it's true. I hate driving back home people are even crazier on the border.

I know first hand since I was car accident some years back in Corpus Cove. Stupid lady was looking at her phone when her eyes should have been on the road. I ended up hitting my head on the window and it was hurting for a year. ; v ;

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

D: omg I'm so sorry bb DID YOU SUE OR SOMETHING?

also are any of you [email protected] cause I got a request and they're like lol no you added me and they said their name was Bill and I blocked the user.

 

[LunarSkye]

D: omg I'm so sorry bb DID YOU SUE OR SOMETHING?

Unfortunetly, no. :C

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

oh and as for my

Spoiler: dream

kind of longer than usual but i'll try to make it as short as possible. basically Force was like this awesome pimp and me, audi, tifabelle and tiff were his slaves or something. but then! izaya comes in, wearing... legolas's clothes? and talks of his eternal love for tifabelle and how she belongs to him! and then Force says, "a duel then... SO BE IT"

while they're fighting, we help belle undo her chains, force sees and decides to go after her when audi says, "now you must duel me.. my digit is big"
and they duel... with their.. yeah. and at the end force wins the duel and tells audi to give up. and then i'm like "OH YEAH TAKE THIS!!!" and i use super magical power to make my boobs grow super huge and i trip him with them. and he says "HOW DARE YOU!!! CURSE YOUR BOOBS!"
and tiff says, "I'LL JOIN!" and while we have him distracted, izaya and belle leave.

then winter and rishi come in. winter is like 'I HAVE AN IDEA.. LET'S HAVE A THREESOME. it's force's only weakness!!!' so me, tiff and winter have a threesome.
while rishi is like "well I'm gonna record this for... future research..yeah"
and then force is like "NOOOO LESBAIN THREESOMES, THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE" and passes out. then cissnei comes in and shes like 'WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE, I'M LEAVING"

and waits outside for us in the car.

the end~

lol omg why are my dreams so weird BUT HEY FORCE I DREAMT ABOUT YOU THIS TIME HAH.

lmfao at this entire thing and my actions in your dream are highly accurate

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

ASDLKFJA;SLKDF I JUST FOUND OUT SPIDERMAN IS REPLACING JOHNNY STORM IN THE FANTASTIC FOUR

THAT

IS

BULLSHIT

 

[Joker]

DDDD: Stay safe out there omg

FAT FUCKING CHANCE OF THAT

Left work early to get something taken care of, and as I'm turning onto the access road, I hit a goddamned patch of ice and end up hitting the curb SO HARD that it shattered part of my wheel and destroyed my left front tire. I then almost get hit, TWICE, by two idiots, including one driving a GOD DAMNED SEMI, who feel that the appropriate response in this case - that is, seeing someone with their hazards on standing outside of their vehicle looking for damage - is to TRY AND DRIVE AROUND THEM IN THE ONE LANE TURNOFF. THANKS FOR COMING WITHIN INCHES OF KILLING ME YOU FUCKING TWATS

So then I limp my car the ~ten miles to the nearest Discount Tire - I have four friends that work there, including who I bought the tires from, so in theory, I should be able to get them replaced for free (or at least one). I get out and see that my left front tire is BEYOND flat (this is bad), and when I get in, they tell me that the wheel is destroyed, the left front can't be fixed, and to top it off, the right front is bald (the tread is dangerously low).

Sooooo I just got back home from dropping three hundred and fifty dollars on a new wheel and two tires.

O, and I should mention - it's still pulling to the left, meaning I've probably fucked up my alignment.

(lol i don't need money for rent or bills or anything fuck you life)

 

[Ⓐaron]

bloody hell that's awful, and it sucks that you had to spend so much fucking money on that bullshit. glad you're okay at least.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Holy shit at least you're alright though LET ME SEND YOU SOME OF THE SUNSHINE THAT HAS SUDDENLY DECIDED TO APPEAR HERE IN SAN ANTONIO

 

[Ⓐaron]

 

[Username]

Sunshine from Kent too..... yeah well a little

And come on, about that wheel and tires. Get some skis and ski to work

 

[Ⓐaron]

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

shiiiiit i need dis shirt

 

[Tifabelle]

I have been invited to a gathering. 3 people I love, 1 person I'm indifferent to, 2 people I hate, 1 person I don't know.

And one of the people I hate thinks I'm totally awesome...which I'm not going to deny is true. But this makes for socially awkward interactions.

And the other person I hate is a bitch to her husband (who is one of the people I love). WHY DO MEN MARRY WOMEN WHO ARE BITCHES TO THEM? IDGI

And the person I don't know is a single guy.

*answer telephone*
"You're coming to my house at 6. Bring games." (<--not even "hello")
"I am? Ok. Who's playing games?"
"(lists names) (list a guy's name)"
"I thought you didn't hang out with him. (Name) said you guys never hang out except to play golf."
"Well...it's just....it's hard because he's single. Anyway...wear that nice shirt you just bought."
:/
THIS FEELS LIKE A SET UP.

 

[Joe]

Go for it to be honest.

 

[Ⓐaron]

House may be being sold. Finally.

 

[Cthulhu]

My ass hurts from sitting behind a computer all day.

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