Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Strangelove]

spooky train story

and now i'm scared of trains

 

[Super Mario]

During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse. A video camera was also found in the kitchen, standing on a tripod and pointing at the oven. No tape was found inside the camera at the time.

Although the scene was originally labeled as a homicide by police, an unmarked VHS tape was later discovered at the bottom of the farm's well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).

Despite its worn condition, and the fact that it contained no audio, police were still able to view the contents of the tape. It depicted a woman recording herself in front of a video camera (seemingly using the same camera the police found in the kitchen). After positioning the camera to include both her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her. Eight minutes into the video, the oven could be seen shaking violently, after which point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from it. For the remaining 45 minutes of video, until the batteries in the camera died, it remained in its stationary position.

To avoid disturbing the local community, police never released any information about the tape, or even the fact that it was found. Police were also not able to determine who put the tape in the well, or why the height and stature of the woman in the video didn't come close to matching the body they'd found in the oven.

 

[Hisako]

Cool stories bros!



Now get the fuck out.

 

[Cthulhu]

My little autistic sister is playing Mario while listening to French metal.


I just find it surreal, you know?

Have you ever listened to the original Mario music?

 

[Elisa Maza]

^ No. Should I?

This should be called "I whip my dog back and forth". Look at the poor thing! XD

 

[Ⓐaron]

 

[Cthulhu]

Like.

 

[Ⓐaron]

 

[CK]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8214609/powerful-earthquake-strikes-christchurch

65 people dead so far. I haven't been able to get in contact with some friends either. But for those of you who remember Kelz she's ok.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

im a jeloooooo

oh my god everything hurts

i feel really fucking awful lol

 

[Hisako]

wat is a jeloooooooo and wat does it do

 

[Tifabelle]

Ooookkaaayy. So this happened while I was gone:
- my brother lost his job. his soulless boss lets a man go who's been working for him for like 8-10 years and whose wife is 8 months pregnant. nice.
- my uncle is staying at my aunt's house because his girlfriend has gone psycho. She's been calling my grandmother everyday apparently. My mom told me to stay out of it. Uh, yeah, we'll see how that goes, but no promises there.
- my friend separated from his wife. Which is a good thing, although there are some mixed emotions because they have two babies. Plus, I'm concerned he may go back with her even though he shouldn't.

Sweet Jesus people. I can't even walk away for ten goddamn minutes...

 

[Username]

Bit bored here...

 

[Username]

Whats up? Serah.

I feel like going crazy, I should take these earphones out of my ears, top volume!, I feel the beat.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

SAMMMEEEEHHHHH

hi

 

[Username]

Oh I wanna dog! Trade ya my earphones for the dog?

 

[Username]

Oh gawd, I'll leave you too girls to get on with things

 

[Username]

Well whatever you two get enjoyment from I suppose...

 

[Username]

That's a shame

 

[Username]

Ofcourse.

 

[Hisako]

I need new earphones, MINE SUCK and my dog always chews them

This is hilarity and also how does your dog get anywhere near them

 

[Username]

I need a laptop, me here sitting at my desk lol, feels like I'm working.

 

[Hisako]

Probably by doing funny things to its insides,

 

[Username]

But you could be ontop of a ladder using a laptop!! thats the thing

And I wish I could help fixing your Desktop, If only I had it in my workshop

 

[Hisako]

Now I just have the mental image of some guy doing a pelvic thrust into a computer which then explodes and turns into Alienware


And also, pron


i miss pron ;-;