Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Elisa Maza]

You are going to die in the end, no matter what you choose. Either you die late and full of regrets, or earlier, but lived your dream.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

You are going to die in the end, no matter what you choose. Either you die late and full of regrets, or earlier, but lived your dream.

The only other happy choice is if you decide to go with the person and let them take care of you and wait for them to release you.

so, uh, either you die early, living your dream, 'die' later after a person has released you, or die full of regret because you didn't live your dream.

SO I GUESS THE ONLY GOOD OPTION IS TO BECOME SOMEONE'S PET AND HOPE THEY FREE YOU IDFK?

 

[Celes Chere]

Yeah, I didn't like the happy ending because you settle for being a caged pet. xD I liked the one with the kiwi bird the most. ;w; So sweet. But no, I definitely didn't regret trying to fly (in that ending) because it led to death (like aki said). I suppose in a real life situation though yeah, you'd be thinking "what if I tried that and found something better?"

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Yeah, I didn't like the happy ending because you settle for being a caged pet. xD I liked the one with the kiwi bird the most. ;w; So sweet. But no, I definitely didn't regret trying to fly (in that ending) because it led to death (like aki said). I suppose in a real life situation though yeah, you'd be thinking "what if I tried that and found something better?"

I feel like if you get bogged down by all the 'what-ifs' in life, you'll just get bogged down and live a life of regrets. If you make a choice, stick with it and make the best out of it you can. That's my feeling on it.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Sucked into Cracked again. I'm probably not going to sleep much tonight. That site is almost as bad for that as TV Tropes.

6 Terrifying Ways Crows Are Way Smarter Than You Think

5 Creepy Ways Animal Societies Are Organizing

5 Species That Seem to Be Trying to Take Over Earth

The 6 Biggest Assholes in the Animal Kingdom

6 Modern Technologies Animals Invented Millions of Years Ago

The 9 Most Mind-Blowing Disguises in the Animal Kingdom

6 Songs That Were Decades Ahead of "Groundbreaking" Music

6 Secret Monopolies You Didn't Know Run the World

 

[Hisako]

Stopped reading at about the third link because the site suddenly started bombing me with the same advertisement every second after I kept closing it.


2nd one isn't so much creepy as it is funny and awesome

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Cracked is awesome. Aside from Seanbaby's stuff, nothing makes me laugh as hard as their "nature is scary as fuck and we want you to be afraid with us" articles.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I edited my previous post before I realised people had already poasted, so uh. Here's even moar cracked goodness, but I added some links to the bottom of my previous poast as well.

The 6 Most Unlikely Partners in the Animal Kingdom

7 Memes that Went Viral before the Internet Existed

The 6 Most Insane Sex Lives in the Animal Kingdom

The 6 Most Badass Murder Weapons in the Animal Kingdom

The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You

7 Species That Get High More Than We Do

7 Dogs That Accomplished More Than We Ever Will

6 Animals That Can Get You High

7 Common Foods That Can Actually Get You High

god damn it I'm never going to sleep

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Again, all awesomeness. This is why I make sure to catch the new articles every single day, so as not to fall behind and spend many sleepless nights catching up.

 

[Hisako]

gtfo back to TVTropes son

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

I dunno about anyone else, but it was TVTropes what linked me to Cracked in the first place.

Oh, and while I cba to track down a link, I'd like to recommend Cracked's articles dedicated largely to giving credit for Edison's inventions to the people who ACTUALLY invented them.

 

[Ⓐaron]

5 Reasons Being Single Sucks Even More Than You Thought

Well, shit.

6 Reasons the Recession Is More Depressing Than You Thought

The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You

The 6 Most Adorable Animals (to Ever Go on a Bloody Rampage)

The 5 Most Insane Improvised Weapons (That Were Animals)

6 Bizarrely Creepy Moments from the Mario Universe

The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Movie Romances

The 7 Most Bizarrely Unlucky People Who Ever Lived

The 5 Most Horrific Ways People Have Tried To Discourage Sex

The 7 Most Insane Things People Have Done While Sleepwalking

6 People Who Got Away With Living an (Implausible) Lie

The 6 Most Insane People Ever to Run for President

Shit, it's hopeless. Hopeless. I am probably never going to sleep again.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Somehow I got sucked into YouTube.

Ok, now I really want to play this.

 

[Elisa Maza]

While I really wish I could see this in a full-length movie.

/womanly tears

 

[Ⓐaron]

That's pretty damn awesome.

One more article I apparently didn't post before and then I'm probably off to catch a bit of sleep

5 Real Ways to Get High Straight out of Science Fiction

I love the fact that it uses a picture of Don Draper as its visual image for confidence.

 

[Madame Mayor]

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/14/how-to-sell-an-action-figure-mnsfw/

just lol

nsfw

 

[Cookie Monster]

A jelly bean that looks like Kate Middleton is being sold for $800+?

Seriously?

 

[Tifabelle]

I should start taking closer looks at my jelly beans before I eat them.

 

[Hisako]

It's like that Mary Magdalene toasted cheese and the E.T Nutri-Grain.



meh.jpg

 

[Ⓐaron]

I will never understand what compels people to ruin a perfectly good piece of meat by ordering it well done.

 

[ForceStealer]

Are we talking an actual "piece" of meat? Or like a hamburger? Because if the latter, damn near burn that shit pl0x.

Steak is a different story. But its not too often that I eat that anyway.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Anything. Ordering meat well done burns all the flavour out of it. What's the point?

 

[ForceStealer]

Eh. Again, I agree with you on the steak front. But I prefer my hamburgers gray (I was of course exaggerating with my last post. Although my mom literally is that way.)

 

[Hisako]

Anything. Ordering meat well done burns all the flavour out of it. What's the point?

Depends on how fresh it is.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Depends on how fresh it is.

Hence why I specified "perfectly good"