Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[A]

Calm down grandmas, I never meant any harm.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Calm down grandmas, I never meant any harm.

Do I qualify for "http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave"?

 

[Shademp]

Guess what I'm doing atm?

...Playing FFVII International At around 180 frames per second instead of just 60

 

[mentaz]

what was that loli?

 

[A]

Do I qualify for "http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave"?

But of course.

Hi there Shadey,

what was that loli?

Who are you speaking to?

 

[Carlie]

Just because your one month older than me doesn't mean you're wiser, I'm the good twin therefore I'm the wiser one

Alise weren't you the one that wanted to be 18 already?

 

[mentaz]

I'm still one month of knowloge ahead of you.

 

[mentaz]

Now, if you excuse me little girls, I'm gonna have dinner.

 

[Carlie]

Actually no, that month was replace with the semester and two months I have ahead of you in college

 

[Carlie]

It better not be pizza , other than that have a nice dinner

 

[mentaz]

as in life knowloge stoopid

 

[mentaz]

and no, it's not pizza, even though I have one in my freezer

 

[Carlie]

Oh yeah because one learns so much about life in our first month alive

 

[Carlie]

Good have a nice dinner then

 

[mentaz]

Oh yeah because one learns so much about life in our first month alive

that is true. I learned a lot of things on my first month on the outside world that you can never imagine.

 

[Carlie]

Yeah right, see you're lies come back

 

[mentaz]

I'm not lying. I can't be blamed for my more than obvious superiority to you little humans.

 

[Carlie]

See more lies

 

[mentaz]

Not lies, you see I'm not human. I actually came from another planet a few years ago, a much more developed planet and my species is even more smart and developed than yours. This just reminds me, that I have to send a report to my mothership about the almost hairless and talking apes.

 

[Carlie]

Orly? If you're so smarter than the rest of the human race why did you failed math?

 

[mentaz]

to test a theory about human teenagers and their relationship with math.

 

[Carlie]

Was that the excuse you told your parents?

 

[mentaz]

they are not my parents. they're only my parents to the outside world, when in reality they're my servants and aid me on my secret research.

 

[Carlie]

Yeah right *rolls eyes*

 

[mentaz]

well, that's better than saying that I work for the CIA, rite?