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[Flintlock]

Aw, but I don't have Uncharted and I would just get very confused by the conversation - unless someone was streaming it.

I'll be on IRC and Skype again soon, don't worry

 

[Mage]

^ I feel lost when they're playing UC. There's conversation, then Ami will growl someone's a twat/wanker, then there's rapid gunfire with random voices yelling 'NOOOooooo!' Reminds me of 'Nam, I tells thee.

 

[Cthulhu]

I was in 'Nam. Shrapnel got me in the face, never been the same.

 

[Carlie]

^ I feel lost when they're playing UC. There's conversation, then Ami will growl someone's a twat/wanker, then there's rapid gunfire with random voices yelling 'NOOOooooo!' Reminds me of 'Nam, I tells thee.

I'm pretty sure most of Ami's insults were directed at Marcus, the poor boy. Those two are long lost siblings.

 

[Ami]

He's not poor or a boy, he can take it.

 

[Marcus]

I can take anything she throws at me and she can take anything I throw back it's a sibling rivalry I've never had... I LOVE IT.

 

[Ⓐaron]

[10:28] <~Cthulhu> Ia! Shub-Aaronath! The Jew with a Thousand Fros!

 

[Carlie]

[09:48:07] <@Fangu> hi
[09:48:26] <Marcus> Fangu
[09:48:30] <Marcus> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[09:48:35] <Marcus> xD
[09:53:06] <@Fangu> hahaha
[09:53:07] <@Fangu> AGAIN?
[09:53:14] <@Fangu> *sigh* you wear me out
[09:53:24] <@Fangu> but okay
[09:53:25] <user2435> oh?
[09:53:25] <@Fangu> M
[09:53:26] <@Fangu> A
[09:53:26] <@Fangu> R
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[09:56:31] <user2435> Marcus must be good

Can you tell we're on IRC?

 

[Fangu]

It's back

 

[ForceStealer]

I was going to ask about it a week or two ago when I got on a couple differrnt times and didn't see anybody.

 

[Marcus]

You can tell me and Fangu love the uuuuuuuuuuus <3

 

[Lex]

 

[Lex]

that awkward moment when you realise this page has been open all day and you reply to a post thats very old

 

[Cthulhu]

Even Ryu was gone?

 

[Fangu]

[13:13] * YazooTheBabe ([email protected]) has joined #tls
[13:14] <Kadaj> Yaz? The Babe? .......... *shakes head disapprovingly*
[13:14] <YazooTheBabe> What?! You jealous, brother?!
[13:15] <Kadaj> No. I think it's ridiculous. How can we be taken seriously. Vincent asked me 'what is a bong?' - ahhaha, he asked it because I said you have a bong. Ha.
[13:16] <@Fangu> lol
[13:17] <YazooTheBabe> OH MAI GAWD!
[13:18] <YazooTheBabe> I'm sorry brother, I really am. *sniffle*
[13:19] <Kadaj> I know. But I explained him all about your various accounts and stuff so now he knows. He asked me first "Are you Yazoo?" ... I was like "...? Vincent... I am Kadaj. What has Yaz done now?"
[13:19] <Kadaj> Don't cry Yazoo.
[13:19] <Red> Shouldn't you say that to Loz?
[13:20] <YazooTheBabe> I am not crying! I only have like two various accounts! XD
[13:20] <@Fangu> XD
[13:20] <YazooTheBabe> Is it me or am I known as the 'druggie'? Hmmm?
[13:21] <@Fangu> I'd love to smoke with you brothers
[13:22] <YazooTheBabe> COME, SMOKE WITH ME!
[13:22] <@Fangu> \o/
[13:22] <@Fangu> off topic, but my limited editon XII guide has dispatched
[13:23] <Kadaj> Yaz, NO, I ate your smoking version!! Honestly. I'm gonna be late from work, going to shower now...
[13:23] <Kadaj> *hate - damit
[13:25] <YazooTheBabe> Okay, okay, I'm sorry brother.
[13:30] <Kadaj> okay, I'm back from shower but leaving to work in 5 min. Is Loz sleeping? Did anything interesting happen while I was sleeping?
[13:30] <Kadaj> Also have you already slept with the new candy shop man?
[13:31] <YazooTheBabe> Nothing interesting happened. *sigh* Have fun at work brother!
[13:31] <YazooTheBabe> Erm, maybe...
[13:32] <Kadaj> Oh so you did? Wow, that was fast.
[13:33] * Red is now known as Red|sleep
[13:33] <YazooTheBabe> Yeah, it was fast.
[13:33] <Kadaj> you know the admin is the same as my previous fiance...
[13:34] <YazooTheBabe> Yeah, I know that, I also slept with Kain... Oops.
[13:34] <YazooTheBabe> *sigh*
[13:39] <Kadaj> When? Was it while we were engaged?
[13:40] <YazooTheBabe> It was a day after the break up.
[13:40] <Kadaj> okay. Going to work now. Thanks for telling me.
[13:40] * Kadaj ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)
[13:41] <YazooTheBabe> Oooh... I'm totally dead now.
[13:42] <@Fangu> I'm copy pastaing this conversation XD

This is like the weirdest, most random conversation that has ever taken place in #tls

 

[Lex]

Who were they?

 

[Cthulhu]

I am curious too,

 

[Fangu]

I have no idea From the joins you can see they came in through the flash chat, one is from the US and one is from Finland.

 

[Hisako]

dafuq

 

[Cthulhu]

I'm guessing / it seems they're a group of friends that make an attempt at roleplaying on the IRC. Dunno if they are / plan on joining TLS the forums tbh. Or maybe they already have.

I dunno, lol. w00t IRC activity.

 

[Lex]

Well they're either members already or they know about the site because it's doubtful random people would happen across a channel called TLS and pop in there with names of characters from the Compilation

 

[Cthulhu]

Well one of them at least seems to be completely computer-illiterate and can only manage to log into Faecbook,

 

[Sprites]

so uh this interesting discussion kicked off in a now revived IRC

from, cats to peeing, to BLEEDING GALLONS..to fanficion explicit ratings

[22:00:43] <Fangu> haha cat is having issues
[22:00:51] <Fangu> she's running around like mad
[22:01:33] <Sprites> my cat finally got up of my bed, he's been on there for about 5 hours apparently
[22:02:12] <Cthulhu> pff, amateur.
[22:02:42] <Sprites> who my kitty??
[22:05:10] <Cthulhu> yesh
[22:05:18] <Cthulhu> five hours is for beginners
[22:06:16] PrinceLex has quit (Ping timeout).
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[22:07:06] <Sprites> hey my cat's a pro at sleeping, he sleeps all over the house, in the morning he sleeps on my bed, then he moves onto my parents and then the sofa and then back to my bed and finally at around 1am he sleeps on his blanket around the hallway, he gets up every now and again for a feed, drinks some water, gets some cuddles and then goes back to sleep
[22:07:18] <Fangu> I'm thinking about uploading my stuff to fanfiction.net as well
[22:07:28] <Fangu> I think it's a lot more trafficed than AO3
[22:07:35] <Fangu> but, on the other hand, the audience is like... 13
[22:07:46] <Sprites> he also has this bizzare fascination with walking into the toilet with you as your about to pee
[22:08:01] <Fangu> hahaha my dog used to do that
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[22:09:24] <Sprites> you kinda have to push him out, it;s like do you mind, I don;t sit and stare at you when you're peeing in the litter tray
[22:09:43] PrinceLex has quit (Ping timeout).
[22:09:49] <Cthulhu> maybe you should,
[22:09:51] <Cthulhu> for kicks
[22:09:54] <Cthulhu> and disgust
[22:10:35] PrinceLex joined the channel.
[22:12:57] <Sprites> aww no that's his wee private thing...also if he knows you're watching he won't pee
[22:13:10] <Cthulhu> eeexactly
[22:14:01] <Sprites> BUT HE NEEDS TO PEE!!!
[22:16:07] <Sprites> speaking of, is it true that when a man pees he can't stop the flow?
[22:16:25] <Sprites> this is proabbly the most bizzare thing i've ever asked
[22:16:43] <Sprites> to you guys anyways
[22:16:57] <PrinceLex> yes the flow cannot be stopped
[22:16:58] <PrinceLex> also hallo
[22:17:28] <Fangu> you can't stop it?
[22:17:29] <Fangu> wow
[22:17:32] <Fangu> I had no idea
[22:17:51] <Sprites> I wonder why guys can;t but girls can?
[22:18:54] <Sprites> I think one of my guy friends and I had a conversation about this when we were both really drunk I think he said it really hurt to try and stop it
[22:19:30] <Cthulhu> I never really tried, but it&#65533;s definitely not something done easily.
[22:21:15] <Sprites> weird
[22:21:29] <Cthulhu> pfff, you guys bleed for a week without dying, no u
[22:25:50] <Meibito> Yeah, we're badass like that.
[22:26:06] <Cthulhu>
[22:26:10] <Cthulhu> speaking of badass
[22:26:14] <Cthulhu> sleepytaimu
[22:26:15] <Meibito>
[22:26:20] <Ryulappy> Uh, the flow can be stopped.
[22:26:36] <Meibito> I was just going to say because it's 5am.
[22:26:42] <Ryulappy> It's not exactly pleasant, but it's entirely possible
[22:26:44] <Sprites> well it;s not a major amount or anything, it's all that lining of the womb shite when your body decides it's not bebemekingtaimu
[22:27:12] <Meibito> Bye guys! I'll observe for things again later if I can.
[22:27:15] <Cthulhu> IT&#65533;S BLOOD AND YOU BLEED FOR A WEEK AND IT COMES OUT BY THE GALLONS AND it makes you very uncomfortable
[22:27:25] <Cthulhu> but there are things you can stuff down your pants
[22:27:32] <Cthulhu> that suddenly make you go WOO JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE!
[22:27:33] <Sprites> best analogy I can think of is when your roof gets overflowed with snow and it decides to drop off XD
[22:27:43] <Cthulhu> people died from roof snow.
[22:27:46] <Sprites> WOOOOOAHHHHH BODYFORM!!!
[22:27:52] Meibito has quit (Client exited).
[22:27:59] <Cthulhu> xD exactly
[22:28:39] <Sprites> also lol it's not gallons of bloody lol
[22:29:25] <Cthulhu> the ads imply otherwise
[22:29:55] <Sprites> lol cause they throw that blue liquid shit on it
[22:30:23] <Cthulhu> indeed
[22:30:25] <Cthulhu> hm
[22:30:26] <Cthulhu> well
[22:30:32] <Cthulhu> their shit may work for blue liquid
[22:30:33] <Sprites> actually I've trown water all over one before because I wanted to cut it open to see the gel that forms from it and it was the most hygienic way to do it
[22:30:38] <Cthulhu> but will it work for GALLONS OF BLOOD?
[22:30:53] <Sprites> GALLONS OF BLOOD!
[22:31:31] <Cthulhu> SPOUTING OUT UNDER HIGH PRESSURE
[22:31:38] <Cthulhu> just when it&#65533;s the most inconvenient
[22:31:38] <Sprites> pffffffffffffffffffft
[22:31:47] <Sprites> OH ALWAYS MY GOOD MAN
[22:31:48] <Cthulhu> i.e. when you&#65533;re in a skintight white outfit jumping out a plane
[22:31:49] <Fangu> haha wait. fanfiction.net doesn't allow explicit content.
[22:31:51] <Fangu> delete
[22:31:54] <Cthulhu> pffff weak
[22:31:57] <Cthulhu> then again
[22:31:58] <Cthulhu> 13 year olds
[22:32:06] <Cthulhu> replace &#65533;fisting&#65533; with &#65533;miffing&#65533;, perhaps?
[22:32:19] <Cthulhu> &#65533;fucking&#65533; with erm... &#65533;caressing&#65533;?
[22:32:30] <Sprites> what...but there's a rating system and everything
[22:32:37] Ryulappy has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
[22:34:06] <Cthulhu> also http://boostedboards.posthaven.com/technical-progress-part-ii-dual-motor-drivetrain is neat
[22:34:14] <Fangu> yeah but apparently they delete explicit stuff
[22:34:17] <Fangu> whatever explicit means
[22:34:21] <Fangu> BE INTERNATIONAL FFS
[22:34:32] <Fangu> can I or can I not use the word 'cock'
[22:34:49] <Cthulhu> replace it with &#65533;rooster&#65533;?
[22:34:55] <Sprites> how the fuck?? there's stuff like that all over ff.net
[22:35:00] <Cthulhu> OH YES LIGHTNING! GIVE ME YOUR ROOSTER!
[22:35:06] <Fangu> "Detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature is considered Fiction MA."
[22:35:13] <Fangu> they don't allow this MA
[22:35:39] <Cthulhu> pfff
[22:35:46] <Cthulhu> wait
[22:35:49] <Cthulhu> physical interaction
[22:35:51] <Cthulhu> make it a dream
[22:35:56] <Cthulhu> problem solved
[22:35:57] <Fangu> oh well, it'll be fun seeing how long it will stand
[22:35:58] <PrinceLex> MA just means mature
[22:36:00] <PrinceLex> as in
[22:36:06] <PrinceLex> you have to give it a mature rating for it to be posted

 

[Cthulhu]

tl;dr,

also yes. GALLONS.

 

[Carlie]

I think there's something wron with IRC because it says I'm the only there atm and I doubt that's accurate.