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[Captain Jack Harkness]

ehm..guys? in italy everybody have a bidet... (unless you have a very very little bathroom, but that usually is the second toilet)

 

[Hisako]

I guess it just depends on culture, eg. Wikipedia tells me the bidet is big in the Middle East

 

[Lex]

An most of southern europe. I've been to many a hotel/ apartment in Spain, Switzerland, Portugal, France and Italy and never saw a bathroom wthout a bidet. Cyprus didn't have them, but you weren't allowed to flush toilet paper down the toilet there so hygiene isn't their number one priority.

Bidet's are far cleaner btw. I've never seen one in the UK, but I think some hotels have them.

 

[Carlie]

[20:27:57] <@Aaron> fhtagn
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[20:31:07] <Carlie> Your fhtagn made 2 people leave Aaron

Fhtagns can be dangerous

 

[Hisako]

warning
point fhtagn away from user
do not strike or throw against hard surface
do not puncture or ignite fhtagn
keep out of reach of small children
should a child swallow a fhtagn, consult a physician immediately
do not wash
do not dry clean
do not bleach
do not tumble dry

 

[Cthulhu]

fhtagn

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

[17:10:33] The topic is: CHAT MORE FFS | #tls statistics at: http://thelifestream.net/lightIRC/stats/tls.html
[17:10:34] Topic set by Fangu at Tue Mar 5 2013 03:35:31 PM.
[17:10:34] Bluetooth.iPocalypse.net sets mode +ntrS
[17:10:34] Channel was created at Mon Dec 3 2012 11:17:51 AM
[17:10:34] You are now talking in #tls. Have fun!
[17:14:31] <Porky> What'd I miss?
[17:16:02] <Ryulappy> Nothing
[17:23:25] <Porky> Good
[17:26:09] <Porky> I have to a project due tomorrow for English where we are put into groups and have to work on making a tabloid magazine based on Greek mythology. I have to make the comics page. Anyone have any ideas for what I could put in the strips?
[17:31:07] <Red|SLEEP> Ugh. Maybe I spoke too soon about eating hot food again
[17:31:16] <Red|SLEEP> teeth feel weird. :<
[17:31:37] <Red|SLEEP> You could make a strip about Zeus cheating on Hera
[17:31:47] <Red|SLEEP> and Hera going yandere on Zeus
[17:32:44] <Ryulappy> Also, are we talking tabloid level humor or what?
[17:33:24] Red|SLEEP hasn't read too many tabloids so, my advice may not be the best
[17:33:31] <Porky> Yes, tabloid level humor and lying.
[17:33:45] <Red|SLEEP> Anna's telling me to take a break.
[17:33:50] <Red|SLEEP> FAH, I SAY, FAH!
[17:34:01] <Red|SLEEP> But I do have to leave for class soon.
[17:39:45] <Porky> What does Yandere mean?(I don't knowJapanese. My Japanese is so bad I don't even know fangirl Japanese)
[17:40:17] <Red|SLEEP> Sweet on the outside
[17:40:23] <Ryulappy> Yandere means cute and loving but possesive and psycho
[17:40:28] <Red|SLEEP> Batshit insane on the inside
[17:40:41] <Red|SLEEP> There's a tropes page for it.
[17:40:45] Bluetooth.iPocalypse.net sets mode +ntrS
[17:42:00] <Porky> All right. But I do need like, 3 different strips to fill up the page. Keep the ideas coming.
[17:42:52] <Cthulhu> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3wBC3RS9B...8/EGULByvyshE/s1600/jumping-out-of-window.gif
[17:44:11] <Red|SLEEP> Well, for the yandere thing
[17:44:18] <Porky> Of course! I'll mkae Zeus jump out of a window!
[17:44:22] <Red|SLEEP> there was this one time Hera got so pissed at Zeus
[17:44:28] <Red|SLEEP> she left Olympus
[17:44:28] <Porky> *mkae not mkae
[17:44:36] <Cthulhu> ololol
[17:44:47] <Red|SLEEP> And Zeus was like oshit plz come back
[17:44:51] <Red|SLEEP> but she wouldn't
[17:45:24] <Red|SLEEP> so he asked for help and the advice he got was to make a wooden doll/statue
[17:45:41] <Red|SLEEP> tell everyone he was gonna get married
[17:45:59] <Red|SLEEP> and put a bridal dress on it
[17:46:14] <Red|SLEEP> to get Hera back
[17:46:18] <Red|SLEEP> and it actually worked.
[17:46:50] <Red|SLEEP> since she got jealous and all.
[17:47:35] <Red|SLEEP> Shit, I think you could have a bunch of strips on Zeus being a dick
[17:48:14] <Porky> All right, but it'd be boring and repetitive if all my stories revolved around Zeus. Give me a story about Poseidon or Dionysus or Cthulhu or something.
[17:49:05] <Red|SLEEP> But Zeus is the funny one!
[17:49:20] <Cthulhu> Do a Medusa x Cthulhu porn thing. Tentacles for a face meets snakes for hair. Lovely.
[17:50:04] <Porky> OMG, Yop I love you ridea. Now tell how to fit it into 3 panels.
[17:50:12] <Cthulhu> Medusa
[17:50:15] <Cthulhu> Cthulhu
[17:50:15] <Cthulhu> Sex
[17:50:22] <Red|SLEEP> Gotta go, late for class.
[17:50:23] Red|SLEEP has quit (Quit: Red|SLEEP).
[17:50:30] <Porky> Perfect
[17:50:59] <Porky> Now give me a good title for it.
[17:51:06] <Cthulhu> DO NOT SEE
[17:51:29] <Cthulhu> or, full title, ¨The other gods! The other gods! The gods of the outer hells that guard the feeble gods of earth!... Look away... Go back... Do not see! Do not see! The vengeance of the infinite abysses... That cursed, that damnable pit... Merciful gods of earth, I am falling into the sky!¨
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[18:08:23] <satsustudy> ah
[18:08:29] <satsustudy> so this is what the morning crew looks like
[18:09:45] <Porky> Hey, satsu
[18:09:57] <Cthulhu> morning?
[18:10:55] <satsustudy> yeah 9.10am
[18:11:05] <satsustudy> i got a tutorial at 11
[18:11:12] <satsustudy> so just killing time
[18:11:22] <satsustudy> stabbing it, really.
[18:12:39] <Cthulhu> KILL IT WITH FIRE
[18:12:44] <Cthulhu> on that note, I´m going to bed.
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[Hisako]

.... I didn't know that happened before I entered the room

Less boring than I thought lolo

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

15:47:38] <Porky> elcome back Yop. Hey Shademp.
[15:47:45] <Cthulhu> fhtagn
[15:47:52] <Porky> *Welcome, not elcome
[15:47:53] <Shademp> GREETINGS
[15:48:13] <Shademp> Elcome is now a thing. I declare it to be so.
[15:48:47] <Porky> ELCOME SHADEMP, TO TLS IRC!
[15:49:26] <Shademp> Thank you, thank you.
[15:49:43] <Shademp> Whatever lolzery and wuttery have I missed in this here chat room of amusement?
[15:51:17] <Red> Hmm.
[15:51:29] <Red> Maybe I'll team up Vaike and Donnel for bullion farming
[15:51:32] <Ryulappy> Lots of eugenics and munchkining
[15:52:22] <Shademp> Oh, that brings me back. The Eugenics Wars of the 90's.
[15:52:53] <Shademp> ^obscure Star Trek reference
[15:52:55] <Ryulappy> It was nice when we finally shot Khan off into space
[15:53:14] <Shademp> Indeed. I have a feeling he will not come back to bite anybody in the ass.
[15:53:31] <Ryulappy> Certainly not.
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[15:54:06] <Shademp> Hello Friend!
[15:54:12] <Friend> Hello!
[15:54:14] <Ryulappy> Halt, Friend, you must say the password to enter
[15:54:28] <Friend> It's my first time here -,-
[15:54:48] <Ryulappy> No, sorry, we were looking for 'Moria'
[15:54:55] Friend is now known as iUser54531.
[15:54:55] <Ryulappy> But enjoy a lovely copy of our home game!
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[15:55:58] <Shademp> Excellent work. We scared him/her/it off.
[15:56:13] <Ryulappy> Well, crap
[15:56:15] <Shademp> I bet it was a Foe in disguise as a Friend.

 

[Fangu]

you weren't allowed to flush toilet paper down the toilet there so hygiene isn't their number one priority.

Some countries have Western styled toilets but don't use paper - they have access to water right next to the toilet they use to wash themselves with. People who use water over paper claims toilet paper is way more unclean as you'll never get everything off with just dry paper. Storing used toilet paper in bins is probably the weirdest combos of them all. It's like that on Crete as well but I do wonder if that's how the locals do it or if it's a solution they had to come up with as a) Middle/Northern Europeans and others will persist on using toilet paper, and b) the pipe systems can't handle the paper so we have to thing of somewhere they can put it when they're done. tbh I think they've failed to come up with a better solution. I mean, the warmth. Unhygienic indeed.

Then there's the Japanese version where you're both washed and dried off. Actually that sounds like the most hygienic option to me.

KL toilets have the water thing (a hose) btw, but most shopping mall and hotel toilets lets you flush the paper. If they can't, you throw it in a bin. Most locals probably wash and use the paper to dry themselves. It's hard to tell though as I haven't witness it And I haven't bothered Googling it. I think most Malaysian toilets are versions of holes in the ground though, I mean like on the country side.

Edit:

One of the most amazing Asian inventions is the toilet hose or 'bum gun'. This is a small hose with a spray nozzle on the end that's attached to the wall in practically every toilet in Thailand and is used after you've been to the loo, to spray your nether regions to get them clean. It's a wonderful invention as, unlike in the US and England, where we tend to just wipe around with some toilet paper, smearing urine and feces all over our delicate private area, in Thailand Thai men and women use the bum gun. They use the toilet hose or 'bum gun' to spray water on themselves, use soap that they bring with them to make sure they're completely clean, and then use the toilet hose again to rinse off. A quick dry with some toilet paper, and they're just as clean as when they left the house that morning.

/toilet rant

 

[Flintlock]

One of the most amazing Asian inventions is the toilet hose or 'bum gun'. This is a small hose with a spray nozzle on the end that's attached to the wall in practically every toilet in Thailand and is used after you've been to the loo, to spray your nether regions to get them clean. It's a wonderful invention as, unlike in the US and England, where we tend to just wipe around with some toilet paper, smearing urine and feces all over our delicate private area, in Thailand Thai men and women use the bum gun. They use the toilet hose or 'bum gun' to spray water on themselves, use soap that they bring with them to make sure they're completely clean, and then use the toilet hose again to rinse off. A quick dry with some toilet paper, and they're just as clean as when they left the house that morning.

Interesting. We have "bum guns" in Finland too, but I always thought they were for cleaning the toilet, the sink, and the surrounding area. I haven't heard of anyone using them to clean their "delicate private area" here.

 

[Kai Schulen]

Off topic of the off topic of bidets but strangely back on topic about IRC quotes:

[04:41am] Red: gonna attempt sleep
[04:54am] Satsusleepu: SLEEPU GO GO REDDU
[05:13am] Cthulhu: Red uses SLEEP
[05:13am] Cthulhu: It's super effective!
[08:44am] Red: XD

(3 hour time lag. Waoao.)

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

[15:51:32] Dee_ joined the channel.
[15:51:42] <Dee_> Peeee_
[15:52:02] <Hodor> ew
[15:52:21] <Dee_> inorite
[16:01:36] <Porky> Elcome to tls IRC channel, Dee
[16:02:04] <Dee_> Welcome?
[16:02:05] <Dee_>
[16:02:12] <Dee_> Spank you.
[16:02:46] <Porky> People don't say welcome anymoar, we say elcome now. Didn't you get the memo yesterdya?
[16:03:01] <Dee_> I must've missed that one.
[16:06:43] <Ryulappy> Argle, Deegle
[16:09:58] <Ryulappy> How goeses, Dee?
[16:17:26] <Dee_> Ehhh, I'm bored.
[16:24:19] <Ryulappy> Porkins! Dance for Dee!
[16:24:28] <Ryulappy> Hodor! Hod for Dee!
[16:28:19] <Hodor> Hodor?
[16:29:19] <Porky> *Dances for Dee*
[16:31:33] <Ryulappy> Good Hodor
[16:31:40] <Hodor> hodorhodor
[16:40:20] <Dee_> heh
[16:41:01] <Hodor> hodor

 

[Cthulhu]

Over here we have (cheap?) plastic brushes to clean the toilet after usage if you've taken a shit and left skidmarks. [/blunt] I don't think those are particularly hygenic, .

 

[Mage]

This now the TMI thread. :/ Toilet stuff is personal and not to be discussed unless children are using the facilities. Then it's 'Mom I'm having a poo!' at the top of their voices.

 

[Hisako]

then congratulate your child on a stool well done

 

[Fangu]

wtf is up with the Flash chat? baw.

 

[Lex]

Seems to be working for me?

 

[Fangu]

[22:02:47] Error #2031

and,
[22:03:38] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please read http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions. You need to install a flash policy daemon at flash.ipocalypse.net (port 843).

 

[Cthulhu]

I did see that message earlier, I forgot what it meant. Let me read up on that one again.

 

[Fangu]

Both LimeChat and Colloquy are being shit as well (or it's a protocol allowance thingy on the wireless here), so having a web version would have been nice. Oh well, it's bedtime soon anyway.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

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[11:52:22] <Porky> Hey Cthulhu_, have you met Cthulhu?
[11:52:26] Cthulhu has quit (Ping timeout).
[11:52:32] <Cthulhu_> yeah, he´s a bit of a dick tbh

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

[17:45:40] satsubutt joined the channel.
[17:45:48] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:45:50] <Porky> Hey, satsu
[17:45:55] <satsubutt> butt
[17:45:58] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:45:58] <satsubutt> hey pork
[17:46:01] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:03] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:04] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:05] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:06] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:07] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:12] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:13] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:14] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:14] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:15] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:16] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:16] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:17] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:18] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:18] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:19] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:20] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:21] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:21] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:22] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:22] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:22] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:23] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:23] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:25] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:25] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:25] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:26] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:27] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:27] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:29] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:29] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:31] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:31] satsubutt was kicked by Cthulhu (butt).
[17:46:33] <Cthulhu> butt
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[17:46:36] <satsubutt> butt
[17:46:38] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:43] <satsubutt> butt.
[17:46:45] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:46:49] <satsubutt> butt?
[17:46:51] The topic is: butt
[17:46:51] Topic set by Cthulhu at Mon Mar 18 2013 05:46:51 PM.
[17:46:55] <satsubutt> butt.
[17:46:59] <Cthulhu> butt
[17:47:08] <satsubutt> butt...s
[17:47:09] Cthulhu is now known as butt.
[17:47:12] <butt> butt
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[17:47:35] <buttbutt> butt
[17:47:41] <butt> butt
[17:47:44] <buttbutt> butts
[17:47:47] <butt> buttbutt
[17:47:50] <buttbutt> butting
[17:47:53] <butt> but
[17:47:58] <buttbutt> butted
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[17:48:05] <butt> buttt
[17:48:18] <butt> oh hey, we found a new summoning spell for Soak apparently
[17:48:20] <Aaron> If you had been talking about cocks instead I'd say you'd have summoned her
[17:48:22] <Aaron> Hi Soak
[17:48:30] <Soak> HIIIIII!
[17:48:35] <butt>
[17:48:35] <butt> ohai
[17:48:37] <buttbutt> amagah
[17:48:41] <buttbutt> hai amagah
[17:48:47] <Soak> So many Butts
[17:48:56] Soak is now known as Cock.
[17:48:58] <butt> butt
[17:49:00] <Cock> We need some cocks
[17:49:05] <butt> butt
[17:49:29] <Cock> cock
[17:49:46] <butt> butt
[17:50:09] <Porky> buttcock
[17:50:51] <buttbutt> cockbutt
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[Cthulhu]

butt

 

[Carlie]

[22:02:47] Error #2031

and,
[22:03:38] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please read http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions. You need to install a flash policy daemon at flash.ipocalypse.net (port 843).

This is the message I'm getting right now and I've gotten it a lot in the past.