IRC stats and quotes

[Cthulhu]

oh u.

For the record, killing Azmodan does not give you steak or BJ.

 

[Ryushikaze]

[16:15] <Dawnbreaker> with all the overtime I'm getting' I'm going splurge a little with a game and a corset

 

[Fangu]

* Dawnbreaker ([email protected]) has joined #TLS
* Dawnbreaker has quit (Ping timeout)
<Tets> I sense a disturbance in the connection
* Tets has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* Tets ([email protected]) has joined #TLS
<Tets> sonnuvabitch D:

 

[Ryushikaze]

[20:12] <PrinceLex> Ryu, I can ever afford it, I will take some of your DNA for the production of my test tube baby

 

[Ryushikaze]

14:52 Shademp I committed the heinous crime of double posting in my own thread. The one you moved.
14:52 Shademp Naturally my punishment must be of the most severe kind.
14:54 Ryulappy I hereby force you to be a Mod
14:54 Aaron That is the most severe punishment I can imagine
14:54 Aaron well next to torture or something
14:54 Aaron though technically
14:54 Aaron it kind of is torture
14:54 Shademp NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
14:54 Shademp Anything but that! Please let me have the comfy chair instead.

 

[Flintlock]

[01:35:16] <AlexStrife> Están locos, Carlie!
[01:35:44] <Carlie> Bueno Alex todos estamos locos
[01:35:49] <AlexStrife> Un poco sí
[01:35:58] <Carlie> Esta requerido para estar en este foro
[01:36:08] <AlexStrife> Muy cierto!
[01:36:13] <AlexStrife> Aplausos para Carlie

Translation into English:

[01:35:16] <AlexStrife> I'm crazy for you, Carlie!
[01:35:44] <Carlie> Good, Alex, I want to drive you crazy
[01:35:49] <AlexStrife> A little, yes
[01:35:58] <Carlie> It is required to have lots of foreplay
[01:36:08] <AlexStrife> What a clitoris!
[01:36:13] <AlexStrife> Applause for Carlie

 

[Strangelove]

wow i understand all of that

i are feel smart

 

[Ryushikaze]

16:55 Ryulappy If Yop isn't having the Steak and BJ, I'll take them
16:55 Cthulhu What?
16:55 Cthulhu I don&#65533;t have no u resistance
16:55 Cthulhu and no Ryu, you have a GF, you don&#65533;t get any.
16:55 Sprites I still win then
16:55 Cthulhu Octo can have it though, <3

 

[Octo]

Wait what....who's going to give me a steak and a BJ? Also is their a cash alternative prize?

 

[Ryushikaze]

You'll have to take that up with Yop. He's the one who declared you could have them.

 

[Cthulhu]

No cash alternatives; you're free to send the offer back to me though.

Also f u xchat for fucking with my quotes.

 

[Ryushikaze]

[18:21] <Macthulhu> no you with your hot white beard
[18:23] <Sprites> yop did you just spell no u correctly??

As requested.

 

[Cthulhu]

[10:36]  Dawnbreaker ([email protected]) has joined #TLS
[10:36] <Dawnbreaker> wated
[10:37] <Dawnbreaker> wasted
[10:37] <Dawnbreaker> yeah
[10:37] <Dawnbreaker> awsome
[10:37] <Tets_boson> yo
[10:37] <Cthulhu> oh lord
[10:37] <Dawnbreaker> yees
[10:37] <Dawnbreaker> tea
[10:37] <Dawnbreaker> yeas
[10:37] <Dawnbreaker> yaa
[10:37] <Dawnbreaker> hello
[10:37] <Cthulhu> oh lord
[10:38] <Dawnbreaker> yeah
[10:38] <Dawnbreaker> hahaah
[10:39] <Dawnbreaker> \hello
[10:39] <Dawnbreaker> alll
[10:39] <Cthulhu> hi
[10:39] <Dawnbreaker> this was awesome
[10:39] <Dawnbreaker> awesome
[10:39] <Dawnbreaker> like aweomse
[10:39] <Tets_boson> k
[10:40] <Dawnbreaker> sorry totaly waesomete
[10:40] <Dawnbreaker> wasted
[10:40] <Dawnbreaker> awesome
[10:40] <Cthulhu> We can tell
[10:40] <Tets_boson> i would have never noticed xD
[10:41] <Dawnbreaker> xdddd
[10:41] <Dawnbreaker> haigehag
[10:41] <Dawnbreaker> sorry
[10:41] <Dawnbreaker> sorryr
[10:41] <Dawnbreaker> sorryr
[10:41] <Dawnbreaker> hello
[10:41] <Dawnbreaker> hello
[10:42] <Tets_boson>
[10:42] <Dawnbreaker> awesome
[10:42] <Dawnbreaker> sorry
[10:42] <Dawnbreaker> wastefd
[10:42] <Dawnbreaker> like totallly
[10:43] <Tets_boson> yes
[10:43] <Tets_boson> yes
[10:43] <Tets_boson> you said that x))))
[10:43] <Dawnbreaker> i like you guys
[10:43] <Dawnbreaker> you'res so cool
[10:43] <Tets_boson> xD
[10:43] <Dawnbreaker> like aesome
[10:43] <Dawnbreaker> hadawesomesex
[10:43] <Dawnbreaker> awqesome
[10:43] <Dawnbreaker> likeaewome
[10:43] <Dawnbreaker> oh hellayaha
[10:44] <Cthulhu> also for the record, I´m going to copy/paste this and embarrass you on TLS.
[10:45] <Dawnbreaker> yes
[10:45] <Dawnbreaker> yea
[10:45] <Dawnbreaker> yeash
[10:45] <Dawnbreaker> yeah
[10:45] <Dawnbreaker> do it
[10:45] <Dawnbreaker> diuiiii it

 

[Lex]

Coverage of the riveting past 3 hours on IRC:

[13:58:29] Shademp joined the channel.
[13:59:03] Shademp has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
[15:49:34] Macthulhu joined the channel.
[15:49:45] <Macthulhu> hu ha hu ha
[15:50:58] <Macthulhu> tits tits tits tits
[16:01:28] <Macthulhu> annd bai
[16:01:29] Macthulhu has left the channel.
[16:24:31] Fangu joined the channel.
[16:24:32] ChanServ sets mode +o Fangu
[16:25:53] Fangu has quit (Quit: bai).
[16:27:39] Satsufeis has quit (Ping timeout).
[16:28:00] Satsufeis joined the channel.

 

[Octo]

That reminds me, sorry I unceremoniously fucked off last night. My internet has been acting up of late, strangely the random cut offs seem to peak at weekends

Anyway in the end I cba waiting for the piece of shit to fix itself

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Mario Kart Drinking Game is a fun, nerdy way to get wasted fast.

 

[Sprites]

rofl, aww Dawn, btw just how does one play a Mario Kart Drinking Game?

Also cheers Ryu for posting what I requested, Yop spelling NO U in the correct way is frankly just disturbing

 

[Lex]

From where we last left off I bring you breaking news:

[16:28:00] Satsufeis joined the channel.
[17:05:34] Satsufeis has quit (Quit: ).
[17:42:47] Ryu has quit (Ping timeout).
[18:22:02] Dawnbreaker joined the channel.
[18:43:13] <Dawnbreaker> oooooooooooooh, so much boooooze
[18:47:49] Dawnbreaker has quit (Ping timeout).

Yup. This is probably the slowest day the IRC channel has seen for... ever.

 

[Octo]

[21:12:15] You are now talking in #TLS. Have fun!
[21:12:23] <Octo> I hath been summoned!
[21:12:32] Octo is now known as identify.
[21:12:37] <identify> lol
[21:12:42] <identify> god Im a stupid cunt
[21:12:51] identify is now known as Octo.

 

[Cthulhu]

Yup. This is probably the slowest day the IRC channel has seen for... ever.

I wasn't around - coincidence?

 

[Lex]

I wasn't around - coincidence?

No u

 

[Kai Schulen]

From where we last left off I bring you breaking news:



Yup. This is probably the slowest day the IRC channel has seen for... ever.

I can top that:

[05:42am] PrinceLex left the chat room. (Syntax.iPocalypse.net HTML5.iPocalypse.net)
[05:42am] Satsufeis left the chat room. (Syntax.iPocalypse.net HTML5.iPocalypse.net)
[05:42am] Kiigen left the chat room. (Syntax.iPocalypse.net HTML5.iPocalypse.net)
[05:42am] Ryu left the chat room. (Syntax.iPocalypse.net HTML5.iPocalypse.net)
[05:46am] Red: …

 

[Hisako]

when was THAT

 

[Fangu]

That was most probably a netsplit
Which means you are now alone in a parallell universe where you can use other people's reserved nicks. Have fun

 

[Flintlock]

I can top that:

Just a netsplit, nothing unusual there