IRC stats and quotes

[Kai Schulen]

That was most probably a netsplit
Which means you are now alone in a parallell universe where you can use other people's reserved nicks. Have fun

AHAHAHA I AM NOW KING AND THERE IS ONE AND ONLY KING JAC--

Just a netsplit, nothing unusual there

...Ruin my fun will you?

...so how do I go about fixing this?

 

[Tetsujin]

Reverse polarity.

 

[Lex]

Yeah that's happened a few times before. Is it still happening? I am unsure.

 

[Kassi]

[19:48:22] <Kassi> Ryu is badass. Ryu is da bomb. Ryu is da bomb that BLOWS UP Bombs, that's how hardcore his shit is. Y'all better take notes, class is in session, RYU IS DA MAN. This has been a public service announcement from the Praise the Ryu Foundation. You may resume normal duties now.

...Preserved for posterity. I did my duty for queen & country.

<3
Kassi

 

[Ⓐaron]

<Soak> People pray to God, I pray to cock

 

[Ⓐaron]

<Kassi> As long as I'm on my knees I might as well be doing something constructive & gratifying

 

[Ryushikaze]

This thread is reopened.

Any mockery or hijacking of this thread for purposes other than posting quotes from the IRC will be dealt with and the offending parties stand a good chance of being punished more harshly than the normal progression.

 

[Kai Schulen]

Last night, as I was playing Breath of Fire 3:

Red|BoF3: Well, time to burn down your childhood home, scatter your surrogate family and ruin your childhood, Ryu.
Ryu_: I'm used to it by now

And just now:

Shademp: *Vietnam flashback*
Ryulappy: I'm only allowed to have Korean war flashbacks

 

[Lex]

[17:48:52] <PrinceLex> shreddies
[17:48:54] <PrinceLex> om nom
[17:48:57] <PrinceLex> so brb
[17:53:07] <PrinceLex> om nom
[17:53:24] <Cthulhu> nom om om nom nom?
[17:53:38] <PrinceLex> om. nom nom om nom.
[17:53:51] <Cthulhu> NOM NOM NOM NOM!
[17:54:00] <PrinceLex> OM!
[17:54:09] <Kiigen> !MON MON MON MON
[17:54:23] <Cthulhu>
[17:54:32] <PrinceLex> no u
[17:55:18] <Kiigen> u on
[17:55:19] <Cthulhu> what
[17:55:22] <Cthulhu> :nom:

 

[Cthulhu]

NOM. what?

 

[Carlie]

I saw no Farscape words in there, very disappointing.

 

[Fangu]

When I came in yesterday I opened by saying "frellin' frell". Doing my best

 

[Carlie]

Look at this Yop, Fangu is following the rules even though she just recently started Farscape, learn from her you dirty tentacle.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Frak the rules, you scruffy lookin' nerf herder!

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Ryu, stop acting like a drannit

 

[Cthulhu]

Frelling greebol,

 

[Cthulhu]

http://thelifestream.net/lightIRC/stats/tls.html

these random quotes. what.

"Yes, one dick < 3 dicks."

"Can there be tentacles? On, like, everything? "

"is that like trading pokemon cards"

18:50 <Macthulhu> tomrrow I should just stay in a pub instead
18:50 <Macthulhu> like a boss

<Soak> i have pizza in front of me but i cant eat it

2:40 <Tennyo> hi
3:01 <Tennyo> Mansex
3:01 <Tennyo> OOOO
3:50 <Tennyo> I like dolphins

Today 3:13 <Red> YEAH
3:13 <Red> I DID IT
3:14 <Red> EAT IT XENMAS
3:14 <Red> EAT IT ALLLLL
3:14 <Red> AND GET RAPED BY DOLPHINS

"HELLO PEOPLE OF ARRIVING EVENT"

The conversation-killer award goes to Cthulhu whose final comment caused 3 conversations to end suddenly.
The following line killed chat for 14 minutes (the previous conversation lasted 5 minutes):
7 Apr 13:47 <Cthulhu> okay brb hanging up second curtain hanger thing

Cthulhu didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 572 monoloques (writing over 5 lines in a row).

Satsu also chatted to himself 430 times.

sadfeisu

 

[Fangu]

You left out the most important part of those stats, Yop:

Girls are now back on top : D

 

[Cthulhu]

Only barely, . Also I don't mind girls on top, .

 

[Fangu]

<&Cthulhu> hm. if it wasn´t wet and rainy outside I´d paint / oil my wood.

giggle

 

[Flintlock]

Girls are now back on top : D

Warning: that section's accuracy is only 79.0%.

 

[Ryushikaze]

There are a lot of names currently not accounted for. I went and added a few last night, but haven't pushed the latest build yet.

 

[Fangu]

<PrinceLex> oh no
<PrinceLex> i missed avec
<Soak> So did I
<Soak> I came when she was leaving
<Kiigen> I bet you did.

Kiigen you perv.

 

[Cthulhu]

Soak's the perverted one. I never even heard of a kink where people get off from others leaving.

 

[Cthulhu]

[23:34] <PrinceLex> oh I have a list of names I like
[23:34] <Sprites> I have a ton of names already
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Leon
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Dean
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Adam
[23:35] <Sprites> Aoife
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Faith
[23:35] <Cthulhu> Yog-Sothoth
[23:35] <Sprites> Callie
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Eve
[23:35] <PrinceLex> River
[23:35] <Cthulhu> Dagon
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Skye
[23:35] <Sprites> Cora
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Eli
[23:35] <Cthulhu> Nyarlathothep
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Zack
[23:35] <Sprites> Persephone
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Addison
[23:35] <Cthulhu> Shub-Niggurath
[23:35] <PrinceLex> Wyatt