It's not you, LV. We're arguing with phantom cleriths right now, as we often do.
The ones who won't talk to us directly but write in their essays about Cloud being out on the road because he doesn't want to be near Tifa.
I really hate that Cloud. He's a selfish bastard. He had sex with Tifa because she's hot, knowing all the while she loves him and he doesn't feel the same. He stays with her because he has nowhere else to go, but hates being around her. He never speaks up when she mocks or pressures him, just slinks off like a wounded puppy. Hell, not only is he a bastard, he's a wuss. XD
Bastard, Wuss, Douche, Outright asshole, Clerith Cloud isn't just someone you wonder why anyone would want to be in a relationship with, he's someone you wonder why they have anyone who gives a shit about them at all- someone you wonder why they haven't shot in the face.
Also, on this subject, I'd like to remind the assembled lurkers from the pink that your version of the 'C/T Cloud' is still pretty much the same as your C/A version of Cloud, and is not what sane members of this fandom see him as at all.
I've been sleeping erratically since my grandmother died a few months ago. Since November I've spent more nights awake then asleep.
Also, random Fridge Logic, someone explain - I use "Barrage" in FF3, I hit 4 times, lose 4 arrows. I do a normal attack, it says "16 Hits!", and lose one arrow......yeah. How the hell do I fire one arrow and hit sixteen times?
You actually fire 16, but 15 of them ricochet back into your quiver after the attack.
True love is blind.
But, seriously, would Aerith actually want to subject herself to be with someone like that?
Yes. Because we aren't talking about Canon!Aerith but Clerith!Aerith, who is essentially a proxy for the girls' (despite certain members' age, I cannot think of any of them as anything but girls) own desires. And as established on numerous occasions, several of them have a crush on Cloud, and want Aerith (themself) to win.
You mean their credibility somehow managed to survive the monkeys, the koi-that-might-not-be-a-koi, the claims of 'high affection Highwind scene means rejection', and koi bito?
I don't think their credibility really survived 'Rival Orphanages', but not everyone knew about that nonsense.
I thought 'man stealing whore' was Tifa's role.
XD <3
Though you do make a good point. I suppose that, despite their preference for "Calling,"
"Safe & Sound" really does work better for the Clerith ending where Cloud abandons his adopted son:
"But I am not ashamed/
The choice I maaa-aa-ade"
It's like Gerard and Kyosuke wrote it for Clerith!
I'm still amused they thought Calling was written for the pairing, despite being written nearly ten years before FF7, nevermind AC. Oh, and being a power ballad.
No, it mentions the word 'love' once, dismissively. IT'S A LURVE SONG!
Unrelated: "Safe & Sound" is a truly fucking good song.
Point.
Okay, so "You mean Cloud didn't lie to the orphan?" is what should have been the wake-up call that they wanted Aerith's prize to be a complete fucking asshole.
Not to mention she's hot and he can use her for sex (taken from destinyfailed):
Cloud loves Aerith with undying love but Tifa is just that hot... it's not his fault.
I'm still chuckling that the 'scan released before AC'... came out in 2008. AFTER AC. I mean, yes, a couple of the instances of this mention are from beforehand, but the majority are after.
Also, I find 'Okay they had sex but it doesn't mean anything' to just be their form of bargaining in the stages of grief. We've been stuck between bargaining and rage for awhile.