LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Winter]

Nothing says "very gay" like a machine gun for an arm.

 

[Edley]

He does hold hands with other guys...

 

[Strangelove]

That's not even a cartoon cat. I'm not amused.

I demand that this thread become a "learn basic French thread" until people calm down/because I want to learn French

 

[Ryushikaze]

...SO BARRET IS GAY NOW I GUESS HOW DOES EVERYONE TAKE THIS?

I'm curious how this conclusion was reached and what point it's trying to make.

He does hold hands with other guys...

There are so many things wrong with this picture... I mean... Liefeld would be proud.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I'm curious how this conclusion was reached and what point it's trying to make.

The point of the rest of the post was that older games were more risque than the newer games, but I have no idea how this person realized that Barret is somehow the gayest thing since a handbag full of rainbows.

 

[Winter]

The point of the rest of the post was that older games were more risque than the newer games, but I have no idea how this person realized that Barret is somehow the gayest thing since a handbag full of rainbows.

Is this implying that Barret is gayer than Fang?

I DON'T THINK SO, TIM.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Is this implying that Barret is gayer than Fang?

I DON'T THINK SO, TIM.

NONO SEE FANG IS STRAIGHT AND IS JUST FRIENDS WITH VANILLE. I ASKED SOMEONE ELSE AND THAT IS THE TRUTH, ONLY SOMEONE LOOKING FOR LESBIANS WOULD INTERPRET IT AS SUCH!

 

[Ryushikaze]

The point of the rest of the post was that older games were more risque than the newer games, but I have no idea how this person realized that Barret is somehow the gayest thing since a handbag full of rainbows.

Maybe because they want to tap it themself and don't want to admit it?
Also, if older games are more risque... what does his mean for the SNES games?
Is Kain actually using his wang to kill people?

Is this implying that Barret is gayer than Fang?

I DON'T THINK SO, TIM.

SPEAKING AS TIM, TIM DOES NOT THINK BARRET IS GAY, MUCH LESS GAYER THAN FANG.

NONO SEE FANG IS STRAIGHT AND IS JUST FRIENDS WITH VANILLE. I ASKED SOMEONE ELSE AND THAT IS THE TRUTH, ONLY SOMEONE LOOKING FOR LESBIANS WOULD INTERPRET IT AS SUCH!

Yes, because you heterosexual ladies totally lift others girls skirts without warning.
Hell, I'm a proud lech and I don't do that.

 

[ForceStealer]

Damn Jessie is freakin built in that picture.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

I'm curious how this conclusion was reached and what point it's trying to make.

Well, Barret does run around wearing mesh tank tops. And he and his wife never had children of their own...one could speculate that he married Myrna as a front, due to the mining community and the homophobic mentality that a bunch of men that like to tunnel holes have...

He also has a gun-arm, and gun is often euphemism for the male naughty bits.

Barret also constantly makes reference to a train he/they can't get off, and once again, trains are notoriously symbolic of cock.

There's also his open hostility towards cross-dressing Cloud, which only punctuates Barret's own sexuality, because as dozens of Republican congressman and Senators can tell you, you vehemently oppose and deny what you yourself are...

Not to mention he's been holed up for years at Seventh with Boobs McGee, aka Tifa Lockhart, and so far as we know has never attempted to tap that ass, which is just ridiculous. Becaus even a Clerith will tell you, it's impossible not to want to fuck Tifa. Just look at her boobs.

My God, Ryu, it's so fucking obvious. Do you need me to draw you a picture...?

Spoiler

Like I'm putting gay porn here, guys, come on...

 

[Tennyo]

Is this the first time most of you have seen this?

http://cloudyfan.deviantart.com/

Dude also did a doujin that had most of the pages taken down by DA staff. PM me if you are interested in giving it a look (18 and over!)

 

[ForceStealer]

There's also his open hostility towards cross-dressing Cloud, which only punctuates Barret's own sexuality, because as dozens of Republican congressman and Senators can tell you, you vehemently oppose and deny what you yourself are...

I know this post isn't exactly seriously, but when does this happen? I don't remember them even discussing the fiasco around Barret.

 

[looneymoon]

That's not even a cartoon cat. I'm not amused.

I demand that this thread become a "learn basic French thread" until people calm down/because I want to learn French

J'ai un examin de français sur mercredi prochain. Mais, c`est possible que vous parlez le meilleur français que moi... je suis terrible Ça c`est particulairment triste parce que j`ai été forcée de l`apprendre depuis l`école primaire

eh... je devrais écrire quelque chose sur le suject. Alors, pensez vous que Cloud aime Barret, son novel amour, plus de Zack, son amour précédent?

 

[Ryushikaze]

Well, Barret does run around wearing mesh tank tops. And he and his wife never had children of their own...one could speculate that he married Myrna as a front, due to the mining community and the homophobic mentality that a bunch of men that like to tunnel holes have...

He also has a gun-arm, and gun is often euphemism for the male naughty bits.

Gun being a euphemism for dick still leaves the giant logic jump to gay.

Barret also constantly makes reference to a train he/they can't get off, and once again, trains are notoriously symbolic of cock.

So, why's it gay, and not Barret referring to his unending love of plowing pussy?

There's also his open hostility towards cross-dressing Cloud, which only punctuates Barret's own sexuality, because as dozens of Republican congressman and Senators can tell you, you vehemently oppose and deny what you yourself are...

This never happened. His 'hostility' is entirely divorced from Cloud's escapade, which he never learned about.

Not to mention he's been holed up for years at Seventh with Boobs McGee, aka Tifa Lockhart, and so far as we know has never attempted to tap that ass, which is just ridiculous. Becaus even a Clerith will tell you, it's impossible not to want to fuck Tifa. Just look at her boobs.

As Tifa will tell you, it's pretty impossible to fuck Tifa if she doesn't want you to. Just look at all those crushed scrotums.

My God, Ryu, it's so fucking obvious. Do you need me to draw you a picture...?

Spoiler

Like I'm putting gay porn here, guys, come on...

I am dissapoint. Not even hilariously bad MSPAINT nonsense?
As for the NSFW Doujin, what was the content of it? I am morbidly curious.

 

[Tennyo]

As for the NSFW Doujin, what was the content of it? I am morbidly curious.

You talking about the one I mentioned?

Well, here are the first two pages:
http://cloudyfan.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fuck-VII-Page-01-71494407
http://cloudyfan.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fuck-VII-Page-02-71664466

That basically sets it up. All the rest got pulled by DA staff for being too explicit.

But let me tell you, some of it was hard to look at (ew Sephiroth ew). But you gotta admit the dude has a cool style.

Also, the ending was disappointing. But only because I was expecting a much more dramatic reveal revolving around the main conflict of the story.

 

[Strangelove]

J'ai un examin de français sur mercredi prochain. Mais, c`est possible que vous parlez le meilleur français que moi... je suis terrible Ça c`est particulairment triste parce que j`ai été forcée de l`apprendre depuis l`école primaire

eh... je devrais écrire quelque chose sur le suject. Alors, pensez vous que Cloud aime Barret, son novel amour, plus de Zack, son amour précédent?

No es possible que hablo francés tan bien como tú, porque no puedo leer qué escribiste y tengo que contestar en español

 

[looneymoon]

You talking about the one I mentioned?

Well, here are the first two pages:
http://cloudyfan.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fuck-VII-Page-01-71494407
http://cloudyfan.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fuck-VII-Page-02-71664466

That basically sets it up. All the rest got pulled by DA staff for being too explicit.

But let me tell you, some of it was hard to look at (ew Sephiroth ew). But you gotta admit the dude has a cool style.

Also, the ending was disappointing. But only because I was expecting a much more dramatic reveal revolving around the main conflict of the story.

Mon dieu! L`artist est Français. Les Français sont tres risqués non? Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh ooh la la

No es possible que hablo francés tan bien como tú, porque no puedo leer qué escribiste y tengo que contestar en español

...Je ne comprend pas. Allez! À google translator!

Je pense que cette conversation ne va nulle part.

 

[Ryushikaze]

You talking about the one I mentioned?

Well, here are the first two pages:
http://cloudyfan.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fuck-VII-Page-01-71494407
http://cloudyfan.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fuck-VII-Page-02-71664466

That basically sets it up. All the rest got pulled by DA staff for being too explicit.

But let me tell you, some of it was hard to look at (ew Sephiroth ew). But you gotta admit the dude has a cool style.

Also, the ending was disappointing. But only because I was expecting a much more dramatic reveal revolving around the main conflict of the story.

It's an interesting style, sure, but the dude just phoned that picture in. Uncanny Valley everywhere.

 

[Strangelove]

risqués

I know that word

Unfortunately.

 

[Tennyo]

Mon dieu! L`artist est Français. Les Français sont tres risqués non? Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh ooh la la

English, please.

It's an interesting style, sure, but the dude just phoned that picture in. Uncanny Valley everywhere.

Uncanny Valley?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Sephy's face reminds me of something. What was it?

Spoiler: oh yeah...

 

[Tennyo]

Hotlinking fail.

 

[Strangelove]

...Je ne comprend pas. Allez! À google translator!

Je pense que cette conversation ne va nulle part.

そうみたいですね　
いつかフランス語で会話できるようにがんばります（゜∀゜）

 

[Winter]

Hito, why the fuck do you know Spanish if you're British? That seems so assbackwards to me.

 

[Tennyo]

It's hito, are you surprised? lol