LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

The one he lives with or the dead one?

  • Living

    Votes: 96 88.9%
  • Dead

    Votes: 12 11.1%

  • Total voters
    108
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Ryushikaze

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Tim, Ryu
tbh, you don't have to hang out at CxA to know that DesFailed sucks.

:monster:

Just like you don't have to write for DesFailed to know the Pinkers are cultists deserving of mockery.

I mean, I do hang out on CxA. But that's really nothing to do with why DesFailed is so unfunny.

I do find it amusing how people seem to think the purpose of the blog is to be funny every single time except the one time of year it's supposed to be funny...
And now that it's down, Quex finds it funny, when she was oh so upset when they were still up.

Insanity, thy name is Quexinos.
 

Dashell

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Sonique, Quexinos, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves
And now that it's down, Quex finds it funny, when she was oh so upset when they were still up.
Once again, I was never upset, I was pointing out how hilarious it was that they, once again, failed so badly. It was more of a "OMG LOOK Look how funny this is! lol" not "LOOK IM SO PISSED OFF FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

I do find it amusing how people seem to think the purpose of the blog is to be funny every single time except the one time of year it's supposed to be funny...
Okay so was this an April Fools joke then? If so, then yeah it is funny, I get the joke. But if they were HONESTLY doing it to make people think the pinkers had been behind it all along, then that's just major fail right there. Sorry I didn't know it was a joke then, I kind of should have guessed though.

But really guys, I'm not upset unless I swear and use caps and what not. :monster:

Well with all the advertising your giving that blog... you aren't really helping your case.
How is saying "Someone tell DF I didn't update for them" not helping my case which is to prove that I never updated for them? (which was a joke anyway)
 
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Ⓐaron

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The Man, V
I think Destiny Failed is a pretty cool guy. eh makes fun of pinkers and doesnt afraid of anything.
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
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Tim, Ryu
How is saying "Someone tell DF I didn't update for them" not helping my case which is to prove that I never updated for them?

That's got naught to do with it. It's the plugging it everywhere that Balth was talking about.

It's like the old Shakespearian 'Methinks the lady doth protest too much'

By the FUCKING by, speaking of SHAKESPEARE, I won't name names, but certain people are trying to analogize C/A to Hamlet and Ophelia.
What in the seven fucks. I mean, first, do you WANT to analogize EITHER of them to Hambone and Ophelia? Is that a POSITIVE love you wish to compare your ship to?
I mean, Hambone's a dick. Granted, little less of one than the folks around him, but a dick nonetheless.
Ophelia, well, Ophelia. Where do I even START. Aside from also DYING, she has JACKALL in common with Aerith. Especially less Materia Jesus.
But even OUTSIDE of all of the reasons why you DON'T want to make this comparison, make sure, children, that you're not making things up whole Cloth in MAKING one.
Like with talking about how Hambone's -mostly self serving- monologue about his love for the departed Ophy and how Blah Blah Blah Cloud, make sure there's ANYTHING like that in FF7, first.

But then again, you people think the OTWTAS novellas 'don't help Cloti' as if they help your cause Either, that TLS is a Cloti community in the way your little place is a C/A rally point, and you also, and you KNOW who you are, Are OPENLY and DELIBERATELY disregarding things you in your darkest guts KNOW kiboshes your little religion of a Ship, and you have admitted this to yourselves and to others in private moments.

Anyone who wants to may C/P this for the visibility of those who it needs to be shown to may feel free to do so.
Oh, and Alex, CUT IT OUT with the flowery language. You have no sense of moderation about it, and it just comes off as ludicrous and desperate.
Everyone else can just KNOW what they've done.
 

Dashell

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Sonique, Quexinos, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves
That's got naught to do with it. It's the plugging it everywhere that Balth was talking about.
meh, posting it on TLS isn't plugging it everywhere, but i see the point :monster:

I mean I don't go there often and the only reason I took notice of the names was because you informed me. But I see now the whole thing was really just a silly joke, and well, okay you got me. You fooled me, good one :monster: Maybe I should take tips from you for next year's prank :P

Anyone who wants to may C/P this for the visibility of those who it needs to be shown to may feel free to do so.
Oh, and Alex, CUT IT OUT with the flowery language. You have no sense of moderation about it, and it just comes off as ludicrous and desperate.
Everyone else can just KNOW what they've done.
... wow, haven't been reading there much what did I miss? XD
 
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Edley

Pray for Sound
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Issac Dian, Dudley, Chev Chelios
Comparing Cloud strife to Hamlet is like comparing Nic Cage to Kenneth Branagh.
 

Celes Chere

Banned
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Noctis
I'm tempted to make my own blog just to categorize how much DesFailed fails

Why... then you'd be one huge contradiction. :monster:
"I hate this blog so I am making a blog about hating it."

I hope no one at CxA got mad at me about that Birthday Thread thing, btw. :lol:
 
Lol. Ryu finally snapped.

Or has he always been snapped? I'm not keeping up with a place such as this tbh

LAAATE- LOL I could have told you DesFailed sucked. WELL, to be FAIR 90% sucks. Multiple writers deserve seperate criticism but unfortunately they have no balls to come forth and claim the glory.

As of late they have sucked. The older entries are more insightful, imo. New management perhaps? Eh.
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
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Smooth Criminal
The fact the LTD is still being argued after black and white text says Cloud and Tifa communicated their mutual feelings for each other would make anyone rage like Ryu. I'm surprised he hasn't pulled a Charles Whitman yet, and decided to put the logic in their heads via a high powered rifle. That way all the "Sue" and shipper crap can escape their head and the literary logic can flow through.

Hell, Tresdias even snapped. It was only a matter of time.
 

Makoeyes987

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Smooth Criminal
She probably sapped whatever soul and goodness he had; Shroudy was left to deal with his bitter, burnt, and blunt husk. Which in turn led to truth and hilarity of the most epic kind.
 

crack

Donator
Desfailed doesn't suck.

It's harsh, but it's far from being bad, because aside from the blatant insults, it speaks the truth. And I won't be the first one to say that some of the Cleriths targeted in their blog fully deserves it. And I think we're all inclined to snap once in a while; I'm sure most of us have, including those who don't like what Desfailed does.
 

Makoeyes987

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Smooth Criminal
The fact is, Desfailed says the shit in the back of our minds everyone's too polite, civilized, and kind to say when they read shit from some of the worst FFVII fandom has to offer us. :awesome:
 

Tennyo

Higher Further Faster
I'm not saying they don't speak the truth most of the time, I just don't always like the way they go about it. And I don't like how they are completely anonymous. :/
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
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Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
I love your sig Audi, I just wanted to post to say that.
 

Winter

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oddishness, like vines, azula, femshep, winter
I can't believe Ryu is using F-bombs and he's not even arguing with Zee.

THINGS ARE CLEARLY BAD
 

Strangelove

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hitoshura
Uh oh. This calls for unfunny image macro spam.

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Dashell

SMILE!
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Sonique, Quexinos, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves

I'm gonna start using that one XD

She probably sapped whatever soul and goodness he had; Shroudy was left to deal with his bitter, burnt, and blunt husk. Which in turn led to truth and hilarity of the most epic kind.
Speaking of Tres, he hasn't been around lately and I miss him :(
 
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Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
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Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
what said:
In VII, the main character is forced to not only cross dress, but dress as a prostitute and go to a whore house in the red light district posing as a call girl in order to save his childhood friend from getting gang raped. One of the characters is clearly making fun of Mr. T from the A-Team, and is also very gay and in the closet.
...SO BARRET IS GAY NOW I GUESS HOW DOES EVERYONE TAKE THIS?
 
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