LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Alessa Gillespie]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Strangelove]

Hito, why the fuck do you know Spanish if you're British? That seems so assbackwards to me.

To pick up women.

And Japanese to play video games.

And French to pick up men.

 

[Tennyo]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You sneaky little...

To pick up women.

And Japanese to play video games.

And French to pick up men.

Well, at least you got your bases covered.

 

[Winter]

' have a French examin over next Wednesday. But, C `is possible that you speak best French than me… I am terrible That C `is particulairment sad because J `was forced L `to learn since L `elementary school eh… I should write something on the suject. Then, think that Cloud likes Barret, its Novell love, more Zack, its preceding love?

It is not possible that I speak as well French as you, because I cannot read what you wrote and I must answer in Spanish

(hito, I don't want to know how babelfish translated that perfectly, I suspect you are a dirty cheater)

My god! L `artist is French. Are the French very risky not? Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh ooh it

… I do not include/understand. Go! With google translator! I think that this conversation does not go nowhere.

So, being like, as the shank been able to converse once upon a time in French, it perseveres and increases (゜∀&#12444

....

what the fuck, hito

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Yes, because you heterosexual ladies totally lift others girls skirts without warning

....is that just me then? hmm

 

[Winter]

To pick up women.

And Japanese to play video games.

And French to pick up men.

Don't come to America.

American women do not find Spanish attractive, unless you are cleaning our pool.

 

[Tennyo]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!

 

[Winter]

also:

Quōmodo Lātinē hōc dīcitur?

 

[Strangelove]

(hito, I don't want to know how babelfish translated that perfectly, I suspect you are a dirty cheater)

I totally didn't cheat, I had to think super hard to write that. I guess babelfish is just good at Spanish.

what the fuck, hito

lolz i don't even.

Don't come to America.

American women do not find Spanish attractive, unless you are cleaning our pool.

What if I wore pointy toed shoes?

also:

Quōmodo Lātinē hōc dīcitur?

is that latin omg.

I add Latin to my list to understand video game music read old documents of historical interest.

 

[Dashell]

Uhm...

uhm...

*shuffles feet*

Can I see the doujin?

 

[Ryushikaze]

English, please.

Uncanny Valley?

The proportions are within a particular scope where they are too realistic to be cartoony or ignorable, but not realistic enough to be acceptable. It's typically creepy, or just categorically wrong.

Sephy's face reminds me of something. What was it?

Spoiler: oh yeah...

It's very FOTNS or JJBA, yes.

....is that just me then? hmm

It's okay, OddWod, you can admit your bisexuality here. You're among friends. And perverts. And perverted friends.

 

[Tennyo]

Oh silly Quex. Of course you can.

 

[looneymoon]

English, please.

Zut alors vous Américans absurde!

Non non... je suis desolée, c`est juste un petit blague. Je traduirai

Spoiler

Goddamn you absurd American! no no... I'm sorry, I was kidding. I will translate

``My goodness! The artist is french. The french are very risqué no? *stereotypical french laugh* ooh la la ``

Uncanny Valley?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

そうみたいですね　
いつかフランス語で会話できるようにがんばります（゜∀゜）

Google translate m'a dit: I think so French conversation to be our best ever (° ∀ °)

...

Hito, why the fuck do you know Spanish if you're British? That seems so assbackwards to me.

Ma prof de français est Britannique. Ce qui étrange parce que j`ai pensé que tous les Britanniques étaient majordomes ou de nounous, et tous les Français étaient les maniaques sexuels.

American women do not find Spanish attractive, unless you are cleaning our pool.

C`est ne pas bon de stéréotyper, Hope's Mom. Je n`ai jamais le faire.

Spoiler

My French prof is British. It's weird because I thought all British people were butlers or nannies, and all French people were sex maniacs.

It's not good to stereotype, hope's mom. I never do it

 

[Strangelove]

Ma prof de français est Britannique. Ce qui étrange parce que j`ai pensé que tous les Britanniques étaient majordomes ou de nounous, et tous les Français étaient les maniaques sexuels.

Am I the only one getting hot and bothered by all this displaying of foreign language aptitude?

And jealous.

 

[looneymoon]

Am I the only one getting hot and bothered by all this displaying of foreign language aptitude?

And jealous.

And French to pick up men.

edit: Though I'm greatful no one else here has any idea what I'm talking about otherwise they'd realize my bad grammar.

 

[Max Caulfield]

It's extremely tempting to be annoying here and start typing in a combination of Spanish, Japanese, and French... well, in what little I know, I mean.

 

[Dashell]

Oh silly Quex. Of course you can.

Thanks, loved the ending

 

[Winter]

It's not good to stereotype, hope's mom. I never do it

Condemnant quod non intellegunt.

Am I the only one getting hot and bothered by all this displaying of foreign language aptitude?

And jealous.

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

also SAYS THE GUY WHO TRANSRATES EVERYTHING FOR THIS FANDOM shut up I want your leet skills


(fuck I am copypasting/editing most of these, Latin was hard enough to form sentences with 2 years ago when I was actually familiar with it. HOWEVER I am familiar/can piece together all of these sentences so I'm still awesome)

 

[Strangelove]

also SAYS THE GUY WHO TRANSRATES EVERYTHING FOR THIS FANDOM shut up I want your leet skills

Who said I don't have that effect on myself? Not really, I'm not that vain.

Although I did glance a guy only to realise I was looking at a mirror

Also, I kind of want you now.

It has slight relevance. Not to the intended subject of this topic, but still.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

You get love for using Eddie Izzard <3!!!

 

[crack]

That's not even a cartoon cat. I'm not amused.

I demand that this thread become a "learn basic French thread" until people calm down/because I want to learn French

Je n'aime pas chats.... j'ai oublié parle français... je l'ai dit correctement?

Est-ce que quelqu'un parle coréen?

ㅋㅋㅋ, 재밌다, 재밌다. 절대를 미국말 나 안해!

To pick up women.

And Japanese to play video games.

And French to pick up men.

와우~ hitoshura 여자들 모든다 가과...

ㅋㅋㅋ: 일본말 다 이저먹으서.

아ㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏ

 

[Winter]

The snail ~ hitoshura women the pseudocarp which is all.

wat

 

[crack]

wat

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Never trust an online translator.

 

[Winter]

JE PEUX PARLER D'AUTRES LANGUES QUI NE SONT PAS MORTES NON PLUS REGARDEZ-MOI REGARD MOI

 

[crack]

JE PEUX PARLER D'AUTRES LANGUES QUI NE SONT PAS MORTES NON PLUS REGARDEZ-MOI REGARD MOI

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