LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Dashell]

I might

EDIT:
Now my post doesn't make sense *pouts*

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Hey, me barfing on you is still less offensive than the story causing me to feel sick. This is life's canon.

Edit: I'm sorry. It still makes sense to me.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Ok, it got all super-quiet again. This is unacceptable. Someone make another post or I flip-flop and start recruiting Cleriths.

 

[Tennyo]

Why does everyone mock my fanfic? I worked so hard on it.

Poor behbeh *hugs*

Someone should make a Zack Mows the Lifestream story to make it even.

Oh dear me NO!!!!!!

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

I'm with Tennyo, Cloud Mows the Lawn is bad enough. There is no need for a Zack Mows the anything.

Next thing you know, there'll be a Sephiroth Mows the Crater, featuring incestuous alien coprophilliac sex between he and Jenova.

 

[Dashell]

There is no need for a Zack Mows the anything.

Zack mows the Aerith

Sorry

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

I would ask what the fuck is wrong with you people, but I posted that thing about Sephiroth Mows the Crater. Thus instead I ask "what the fuck is wrong with us?"

 

[Loxetta]

Didn't you know that being a rapid Cloti gives you brain damage?

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Really? So... is the proofz real or are we all just drooling idiots making shit up?

 

[Loxetta]

We're all drooling idiots. The creators just like cutting us a little slack in the Compilation because we're less fortunate than those that are able to see the truth. It's part of their humanitarian efforts, you see.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

So... I can do whatever the hell I want and get away with it, just by telling the judge "I'm a rapid Cloti with SE-induced brain damange" right?

 

[Loxetta]

The funny thing is that if a judge hears that without context there's a chance he'd believe you

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Ha! Knowing my luck I'd get a Clerith judge and a double-long sentence

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I'd personally rather read 'Sephiroth Rakes The Leaves', a urophillic romp through the Lifestream with his mother and brothers.

 

[Super Mario]

I'd rather see him as a janitor in a highschool setting.

 

[Madame Mayor]

There's that totally stupid interview that someone did with Nomura BEFORE Advent Children came out, like years before, the thing wasn't even FINISHED yet... where Nomura said he didn't know if CxT became a couple after FFVII.

Don't let them half quote things like they do with that "the dead live inside of us... like a grandmother to her children". It's about how shippers ask him about Sephiroth and he says he simply doesn't care. What's telling about the quote is that he was even being asked about Cloud and Tifa at all, I thought the Japanese people knew ... = rejection.

I can't even remember who I got the first time I played, that was a long ass time ago. But is it really easier to get Aerith's date scene than Tifa's? I thought it was closer to 50/50.

I always forget which one, but Tifa has the chance to get either equal with or above Aerith's values before you even meet Aerith in the church. After learning that I just figured they made Aerith's a bit higher so she'd have a chance.

If the Clerii really want to pretend Aerith's date is more valid than the rest it really doesn't matter in the end because that date shows Cloud ain't interested and Aerith is finally realizing she's been falling in love with a fake.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

If I throw up on you guys, you won't take it personally right?

Clearly you've never heard of "2 Girls 1 Cup." Combines that fetish and a certain other one.

Check it out.

Long story short: Certain people won't mind.

It's just the way the LTD has developed over the years.

Who can spot the oxymoron in this sentence?

 

[Ryushikaze]

Okay EG got me thinking, and it took me a while to learn all the terms and what not involved in the LTD, so I decided to do a write up on it. What do you think so far?

Terms used in the Love Triangle Debate of FFVII

Cloud Strife – Yellow spikey haired pimp who, in the original game, is too fucking stupid to realize two hot girls actually want him. He carries around a huge sword, most likely for compensation. He is most likely gay.

Tifa Lockhart – Girl number 1. She's known Cloud her whole life would constantly bully him when he was a child. She doesn't really love Cloud though and any statements that say that Cloud is her ideal love or hero simply means that Tifa loves Zack. This is proven by her constant malicious lies to Cloud in FFVII which were told because she simply could not let go of her ideal vision of Cloud being a first class soldier. Currently she lets Cloud stay with her, but is constantly laughing at him and the retarded things he does and is known to often insert herself into Cloud's life when he doesn't want her to. Cloud, of course, is too much of a pussy to tell her to cut it out.

Aerith Gainsborough – Girl number 2. A manipulative whore who loves Soldiers. She's constantly selling flowers to men at night in dangerous places desperate to get some cock. Cloud crashed into her life, literally by crashing through the roof of her church. She woke him up with a hand job and talked Cloud into being her bodyguard with the promise of more blow jobs and sex. Her manipulation work so well, she actually convinced Cloud to dress up like a woman to satisfy her wet dreams. This and her obsession with flowers and the color pink is telling. In other words, she's probably a raging lesbian. She was also killed by Sephiroth at the end of disc one causing Cloud to cry like a little girl. Massive lulz ensued.

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Aerith's Ribbon – The ultimate indisputable Clerith proofs that no one, and I mean no one, could possibly counter in an argument. This ribbon ties her to Cloud despite Zack being the one who bought it for her. If a Clerith brings this up in a debate, you are to simply lie down and concede, it is just that strong.

Drinking the kool-aid – A term used when someone has either taken up some of the more extraordinary Clerith beliefs or a slang to describe hanging out at CxA forums for a time. It can also be used to tell someone their argument is really fucking stupid.

It does originate with real world cults, so...

Flowers – These represent Aerith except when people don't want them to. Then they can be whatever the fuck you want.

They're like lions for Squall. He has a link to 'em, but not every Lion has a link to Squall.

Koibito – A word that has had over 9000 meanings in the course of its time. It's true meaning of “desired person” has been used on both sides of the LTD, but of course in both cases proves absolutely nothing except that Aerith is fucking crazy and Tifa is a whore.

Rapid Cloti – Slang term Clotis use for “Rabid Cloti.” Has something to do with a typo.

WacDonalds – A magical restaurant that, upon entering, makes Japanese words change meaning to whatever you like.

It's Maaaaagic.

I NEVER posted that fanfic, Ryu did.. so blame Ryu

No. I did not.

 

[Celes Chere]

Does anyone have a copy of the Clerith dictionary from the original Faith thread in ACF?

Last time I saw that thing, I was browsing through photobucket. No idea if it's still there, lol.

I'm gay for you

YOU SKANK! *runs away crying*

I've seen some pretty crazy hentai stuff myself

I still think Mpreggors is the worst. tentacles are hot

 

[Tennyo]

Next thing you know, there'll be a Sephiroth Mows the Crater, featuring incestuous alien coprophilliac sex between he and Jenova.

Actually, the last chapter of that story left off on a cliffhanger than implied a future Tifa/Cloud/Aerith menage et trois.

Or course that would most likely include everyone's favorite fetish.

 

[Loxetta]

I feel like a societal reject when the lawn fic is brought up in conversation I found it icky but not like, eye-bleedy gross. I wasn't joking when I said I thought the worst part was how badly it was written. I've read some pretty fucked up fanfic long before I read that, and still read some fucked up shit. Cloud laying eggs, anyone? It's written nicely, too!

Clerith dictionary? Was a dictionary made by Cleriths for Cleriths or was it satire, like Quex's glossary up above?

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Clearly you've never heard of "2 Girls 1 Cup." Combines that fetish and a certain other one.

Check it out.

Long story short: Certain people won't mind.


Damn it man, was I not brain damaged enough without bringing up the two girls and the cup? Just... damn. You are an evil, sick man. :

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KXqWGl0j80

Oh. Em. Gee. I looked online for Clerith stuff, just for a laugh, and youtube did not disappoint. The sheer amount of editing that went into making it look like there was a romantic connection between Cloud and Aerith, the bits with her face inserted (such as making it appear her picture is his phone's desktop), it all combined for one long string of lulz. I particularly liked how right near the beginning it focuses on Tifa getting smashed by Loz. That's pink anger coming out right there.

And notice the theme of the song it's set to? How they unknowingly acknowledged Cloti as canon without meaning to? It flat out says Tifa is Cloud's girlfriend. They just don't like that.

And that says it all, don't it?

Edit: Forgot to mention the edits where they make it look as if Tifa is assaulting Cloud. That was awesomely bad.

 

[Celes Chere]

No offense, but that video shows no talent at all, lol. The scenes didn't really even match the song. (That rather annoying song, God I hate Avril.)

I prefer this one. >D

Or maybe this one? ;D Because we all want Cloud dead. *cough* And for Aerith and Tifa too hook up.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Try not to look too deeply into random AMVs, man.

Now, I admit, there's some deep DEEP crazy in the pink cap out there, but this is youtube. It's a crazy drop in the looney bucket.