Why does everyone mock my fanfic? I worked so hard on it.
Someone should make a Zack Mows the Lifestream story to make it even.
Don't let them half quote things like they do with that "the dead live inside of us... like a grandmother to her children". It's about how shippers ask him about Sephiroth and he says he simply doesn't care. What's telling about the quote is that he was even being asked about Cloud and Tifa at all, I thought the Japanese people knew ... = rejection.There's that totally stupid interview that someone did with Nomura BEFORE Advent Children came out, like years before, the thing wasn't even FINISHED yet... where Nomura said he didn't know if CxT became a couple after FFVII.
I always forget which one, but Tifa has the chance to get either equal with or above Aerith's values before you even meet Aerith in the church. After learning that I just figured they made Aerith's a bit higher so she'd have a chance.I can't even remember who I got the first time I played, that was a long ass time ago. But is it really easier to get Aerith's date scene than Tifa's? I thought it was closer to 50/50.
If I throw up on you guys, you won't take it personally right?
It's just the way the LTD has developed over the years.
Okay EG got me thinking, and it took me a while to learn all the terms and what not involved in the LTD, so I decided to do a write up on it. What do you think so far?
Terms used in the Love Triangle Debate of FFVII
Cloud Strife – Yellow spikey haired pimp who, in the original game, is too fucking stupid to realize two hot girls actually want him. He carries around a huge sword, most likely for compensation. He is most likely gay.
Tifa Lockhart – Girl number 1. She's known Cloud her whole life would constantly bully him when he was a child. She doesn't really love Cloud though and any statements that say that Cloud is her ideal love or hero simply means that Tifa loves Zack. This is proven by her constant malicious lies to Cloud in FFVII which were told because she simply could not let go of her ideal vision of Cloud being a first class soldier. Currently she lets Cloud stay with her, but is constantly laughing at him and the retarded things he does and is known to often insert herself into Cloud's life when he doesn't want her to. Cloud, of course, is too much of a pussy to tell her to cut it out.
Aerith Gainsborough – Girl number 2. A manipulative whore who loves Soldiers. She's constantly selling flowers to men at night in dangerous places desperate to get some cock. Cloud crashed into her life, literally by crashing through the roof of her church. She woke him up with a hand job and talked Cloud into being her bodyguard with the promise of more blow jobs and sex. Her manipulation work so well, she actually convinced Cloud to dress up like a woman to satisfy her wet dreams. This and her obsession with flowers and the color pink is telling. In other words, she's probably a raging lesbian. She was also killed by Sephiroth at the end of disc one causing Cloud to cry like a little girl. Massive lulz ensued.
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Aerith's Ribbon – The ultimate indisputable Clerith proofs that no one, and I mean no one, could possibly counter in an argument. This ribbon ties her to Cloud despite Zack being the one who bought it for her. If a Clerith brings this up in a debate, you are to simply lie down and concede, it is just that strong.
Drinking the kool-aid – A term used when someone has either taken up some of the more extraordinary Clerith beliefs or a slang to describe hanging out at CxA forums for a time. It can also be used to tell someone their argument is really fucking stupid.
Flowers – These represent Aerith except when people don't want them to. Then they can be whatever the fuck you want.
Koibito – A word that has had over 9000 meanings in the course of its time. It's true meaning of “desired person” has been used on both sides of the LTD, but of course in both cases proves absolutely nothing except that Aerith is fucking crazy and Tifa is a whore.
Rapid Cloti – Slang term Clotis use for “Rabid Cloti.” Has something to do with a typo.
WacDonalds – A magical restaurant that, upon entering, makes Japanese words change meaning to whatever you like.
I NEVER posted that fanfic, Ryu did.. so blame Ryu
Does anyone have a copy of the Clerith dictionary from the original Faith thread in ACF?
I'm gay for you
I've seen some pretty crazy hentai stuff myself
Next thing you know, there'll be a Sephiroth Mows the Crater, featuring incestuous alien coprophilliac sex between he and Jenova.
Clearly you've never heard of "2 Girls 1 Cup." Combines that fetish and a certain other one.
Check it out.
Long story short: Certain people won't mind.
Damn it man, was I not brain damaged enough without bringing up the two girls and the cup? Just... damn. You are an evil, sick man. :