LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Gym Leader Devil]

Shut up, CHESHIRE PUSS <3

No U

 

[Super Mario]

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Ummmm... ok?

So anyone care to respond to my post about the ribbon thing and the questions, both serious and self-mocking, that I asked there?

 

[DrakeClawfang]

I've read some pretty....fucked up shit.

As of now, quite literally too.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

I suppose it could be worse. I had the misfortune to lose a bet once and be forced to read a Sonic the Hedgehog story about Tikal's love of the tentacle sex during her time locked up with Chaos, and this being the reason she initially demands to seal him in the Master Emerald and why she flies away with him at the end of the game.

No, wait, Palpatine/Vader killing Padme as described by Tres still tops that. A lot.

 

[Super Mario]

Jesus christ, Sonic hentai novels.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

I could see that. Amy is hot. And you KNOW Tails gets freaky with those tails of his....

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Amy is hot.

Amy Rose? The 3 foot tall, bright pink, jailbait hedgehog? is hot?

Oh! Inspiration for Clerith-type logic in drawing parallels for no good reason and without cause.

Amy's pink quills/fur symbolize Aerith's pink ribbon, and her red dress is similar to her KH attire. Sonic has spikey-head just like Cloud, especially when he turns Super Sonic. SE and Sega/Sonic Team obviously made a deal to show Cloud's true feelings for Aerith. Those being that he wants to keep her alive, but spends the rest of his time running like hell from her.

And that was completely mocking smartassery. Do not read anything into it.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

And that was completely mocking smartassery. Do not read anything into it.

Why not, it was 100% true.

Amy approves of Clerith! You heard it here first people!

PS - you forgot Amy has green eyes

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

So, I've been looking through some discussions on other sites about the whole Ribbon thing, and a couple things come to mind to me.

Firstly, why do some Cleriths argue so hard for the ribbon featured in FFVII being different from the one Zack got for her in CC? Even if it is a different ribbon, it doesn't really allow for any sentimental/romantic anything to be tied to Cloud using it. After all, she was wearing it when they met, so why does it matter aside from trying to disprove Zerith so that Clerith can have a chance?

Answered your own question.

In any event, since the CC Complete Guide called it out as the same ribbon, I think those arguments have ended.

Secondly, and I feel silly for this: Am I the only one who didn't get the "we wear pink ribbons in remembrance of our fallen comrade" thing in AC the first time? I thought it was a nod to the accessory of the same name in the game proper. I turned to the person who watched it with me the first time and said "Well, they all got sick of status ailments."

You should feel bad.

But, no, I'm sure somebody else missed it the first time too. I don't know of anyone else, but I'm trying to make you feel better.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

PS - you forgot Amy has green eyes

Damn! How did I forget the green eyes? Good catch Drake. And yes, Amy approves of Clerith, while Sonic is a Rapid Cloti (and hey, Rapid makes so much more sense suddenly!).

Oh, when comparing Sonic to Cloud I forgot to mention Sonic and the Black Knight, wherein he becomes a swordsman. Thus I redeem myself for missing the green eyes on Amy

@Tres: Now I do feel bad. You fail at making people feel better. Try harder

 

[Loxetta]

@ Clerith fanvids: They make my eyes bleed. There's so few clips to use of the two of them they're always the same recycled crap and everything is always shown at least twice in every vid. At least for Cloti there is a wider range of footage to choose from.

@ Ribbons: When I first watched Advent Children, I didn't have any knowlewdge of FF7 or status ailments or the Ribbon accessory prior to it, and I thought the arm-ribbons meant they were all Avalanche members Of course I also thought Clerith at the time.

@ Tres: I see your "Padme Amidala being fucked to death through her navel by a tag-team of Anakin and Senator Palpatine is a little worse." and raise you, from Harry Potter fic:

Spoiler: tagged for ick

Spoiler: Are you sure you want to read this?

Spoiler: Last chance!

Lucius instructing Crabbe to rape Draco, and then slicing open Draco's stomach to give Crabbe a handjob from around Draco's large intestine because Crabbe won't get off.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

@ Clerith fanvids: They make my eyes bleed. There's so few clips to use of the two of them they're always the same recycled crap and everything is always shown at least twice in every vid. At least for Cloti there is a wider range of footage to choose from.

Agreed, we mostly just get Advent Children. But I've never recycled footage in any of my vids. Ever.

I cheated in one of my earlier vids by making it about Cloud's "complex" relationships with Aerith and Sephiroth, so I had a lot more to work with. ;p

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

@ Tres: I see your "Padme Amidala being fucked to death through her navel by a tag-team of Anakin and Senator Palpatine is a little worse." and raise you, from Harry Potter fic:

Spoiler: tagged for ick

Spoiler: Are you sure you want to read this?

Spoiler: Last chance!

Lucius instructing Crabbe to rape Draco, and then slicing open Draco's stomach to give Crabbe a handjob from around Draco's large intestine because Crabbe won't get off.

By the time we're done with this place, scat is going to be so passé.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

@Loxetta: I would hate you, hate you, hate you if you hadn't tagged that multiple times, thus making it my own dumbass fault that I know that. Instead I just say Augh-AUUUUGH!!!!!

@Drake: If given enough material to work with would you make a Clerra vid? That'd be something out of the ordinary.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

@Loxetta: I would hate you, hate you, hate you if you hadn't tagged that multiple times, thus making it my own dumbass fault that I know that. Instead I just say Augh-AUUUUGH!!!!!

@Drake: If given enough material to work with would you make a Clerra vid? That'd be something out of the ordinary.

And if you don't have enough material, make your own.

There was one effect I was doing in a Clerith vid that I never finished and probably never will. It's where Aerith is walking away from Cloud at the end of AC, but I'd given an overlay to part of the image and set it to "Fade In". The result was that as Aerith walked away and the scene played, she slowly vanished. It looked *awesome* and nearly seamless, but I never finished the vid.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

That sounds like a shame.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

Yeah. And for more shameless self-promotion, an effect that is in a vid I finished - basically it's just Aerith's death scene chopped up a bit, but I got Seph from AC talking over it: "Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away".

 

[Loxetta]

By the time we're done with this place, scat is going to be so passé.

Project Desensitization, commence.

@Loxetta: I would hate you, hate you, hate you if you hadn't tagged that multiple times, thus making it my own dumbass fault that I know that. Instead I just say Augh-AUUUUGH!!!!!

I did that specifically to cover my tracks. But it's okay. *patpats* At least you didn't read the real fic

And if you don't have enough material, make your own.

There was one effect I was doing in a Clerith vid that I never finished and probably never will. It's where Aerith is walking away from Cloud at the end of AC, but I'd given an overlay to part of the image and set it to "Fade In". The result was that as Aerith walked away and the scene played, she slowly vanished. It looked *awesome* and nearly seamless, but I never finished the vid.

That was pretty epic editing. You should finish that other vid, too, it sounds amazing.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

That was pretty epic editing. You should finish that other vid, too, it sounds amazing.

I want to, it's sitting around my PC still half-done, just a matter of doing it. Here's the song I was gonna use in the meantime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Quex said we should blame Ryu for Cloud Mows the Lawn. By extension that would apply to all the horrible and twisted things you have made me aware of as you play "oh yeah, top THIS!" with each other. But its apparently birthday time for Ryu, so that seems wrong for the time being.

Who wants to nominate someone to blame?

 

[Ryushikaze]

It's not just you. It seriously isn't that bad.

Padme Amidala being fucked to death through her navel by a tag-team of Anakin and Senator Palpatine is a little worse.

I remember fanfics involving Jacen and Jaina- aka the solo twins, Leia and Wickett,

And I'm really wishing I had gotten the expedited shipping on that damn U20 book. It probably won't get here for at least another four days.

Tres needs his translation crack!

You take pride in mind-raping people with horrible, tormenting images. I like that.

I should link you to my MSTs.

So, I've been looking through some discussions on other sites about the whole Ribbon thing, and a couple things come to mind to me.

Firstly, why do some Cleriths argue so hard for the ribbon featured in FFVII being different from the one Zack got for her in CC? Even if it is a different ribbon, it doesn't really allow for any sentimental/romantic anything to be tied to Cloud using it. After all, she was wearing it when they met, so why does it matter aside from trying to disprove Zerith so that Clerith can have a chance?

That, and 'The red string of LURVE!'

Secondly, and I feel silly for this: Am I the only one who didn't get the "we wear pink ribbons in remembrance of our fallen comrade" thing in AC the first time? I thought it was a nod to the accessory of the same name in the game proper. I turned to the person who watched it with me the first time and said "Well, they all got sick of status ailments."

I made the joke, but I got the narrative purpose too.

Tormenting images? whats tormenting about this fic?? Me and Ryu will Hadouken and tiger our way in.

Shiinkuuu HadouuuuPen!

@ Clerith fanvids: They make my eyes bleed. There's so few clips to use of the two of them they're always the same recycled crap and everything is always shown at least twice in every vid. At least for Cloti there is a wider range of footage to choose from.

@ Ribbons: When I first watched Advent Children, I didn't have any knowlewdge of FF7 or status ailments or the Ribbon accessory prior to it, and I thought the arm-ribbons meant they were all Avalanche members Of course I also thought Clerith at the time.

@ Tres: I see your "Padme Amidala being fucked to death through her navel by a tag-team of Anakin and Senator Palpatine is a little worse." and raise you, from Harry Potter fic:

Spoiler: tagged for ick

Spoiler: Are you sure you want to read this?

Spoiler: Last chance!

Lucius instructing Crabbe to rape Draco, and then slicing open Draco's stomach to give Crabbe a handjob from around Draco's large intestine because Crabbe won't get off.

Reminds me of a doujinshi where a woman exploded halfway through sex. Intesines everywhere Wasn't really a major issue, though. Demons, natch.

 

[Celes Chere]

Amy is hot.

You disgust me.

Agreed, we mostly just get Advent Children.

What I see mostly, are Clerith fans using clips of Aerith from Crisis Core, and just editing it so it's just her (masking etc) and then putting her next to Cloud, or wherever they want her in the video. xD

For instance: (This is my very favorite Clerith vid. *O* It's sooo good)

 

[DrakeClawfang]

You disgust me.

I love you too dear.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

@Ryu: I noticed the oh-so-contrived nonsense that was the "Red Ribbon of Fate as it applies to CxA and nothing else!" as I was going along with that reading. By their logic, they could claim that I was the destined love interest of anyone here by way of my red text and make almost as much sense. After all it is a red string of words.