LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Gym Leader Devil]

Ok, Quex, that was simply hilarious. To show how hilarious, a brief look into my night is needed.

Just before sitting down to read this, I was outside. Do not ask me why, cause I have no good reason. I live out in the woods, like over 70 acres of woods. I was being circled, on all sides, by a rather large pack of coyotes, and genuinely worried that I might possibly be assaulted before I made it back to my front door. And when I got back inside I still nearly shit myself laughing.

Epic does not describe that.

 

[Vendel]

Drinking the kool-aid – A term used when someone has either taken up some of the more extraordinary Clerith beliefs or a slang to describe hanging out at CxA forums for a time. It can also be used to tell someone their argument is really fucking stupid.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Here's a thought, if Cloud is such a uke and could never ever top (as established in another thread) and is also too stupid to realize two hot chicks (three if the Yuffie date is taken into account) are attracted to him, why does he get top billing in all the ship names? Clerith, Cloti, Clack, Clephiroth, etc. If that is really the case, then shouldn't it actually be Tifoud, Aeroud, etc?

Yeah I had nothing constructive to add.

 

[Vendel]

Well we know Tifa wears the pants. So I am thinking it should be TiClo.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

My (irrelevant) point exactly Ven. Though I guess 12 years after the ships were named is too late to expect it to change now eh?

 

[Winter]

epic fucking LTD meanings

Quex I am so drunk but I logged in just to thank this post and tell you you're awesome

I laughed so fucking hard

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

My mind is now focused entirely on trying to imagine drunken laughter from LV without any idea what a normal laugh sounds like from them. And it is making me dizzy.

 

[Winter]

Nomura doesn't give a shit about pairings because he's too busy drawing zippers on everything and fapping over fight scenes and explosions.

PROT? WAT PROT?

DIS GAME ABOUT BERTS AND ZIPPAHS

My mind is now focused entirely on trying to imagine drunken laughter from LV without any idea what a normal laugh sounds like from them. And it is making me dizzy.

it sounds totally maniacal.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

PROT? WAT PROT?

DIS GAME ABOUT BERTS AND ZIPPAHS


Why do you want me to piss myself?

it sounds totally maniacal.

Thank you, I am mildly less dizzy now

 

[Shadowfox]

Terms used in the Love Triangle Debate of FFVII

Very nice.

Does anyone have a copy of the Clerith dictionary from the original Faith thread in ACF?

 

[OneWingedDemon]

LMAO, Shadow, nothing tops that thing
Ahh, the good ol times

 

[Shadowfox]

The only entry I can remember was the one about Cloud not needing toilet paper

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Ok, I would like to see this Clerith dictionary as well, if its as funny as you two make it sound.

 

[Dashell]

Shoot I forgot one

Rarely correct - A term that means "Doesn't answer the question but is actually correct."

Symbol - Something that somehow proves that Aerith doesn't love Cloud... or something.

EDIT
one more:

Toilet - The real reason Cloud stays at 7th heaven.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Toilet - The real reason Cloud stays at 7th heaven.

Wait, what?

 

[Dashell]

I've seen it be argued that Cloud only stays at 7th Heaven because things like toilets and beds and showers and what not... what's the word? It begins with an A ,what is it?

 

[Vendel]

I've seen it be argued that Cloud only stays at 7th Heaven because things like toilets and beds and showers and what not... what's the word? It begins with an A ,what is it?

Asshole would be the word.

Abusive might also fit.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Ok, so the argument is that Seventh Heaven provides a decent standard of living for him, and this is the only reason he stays, not because he has a family/lover there?

Cause when I first saw that line about toilets, I thought it was equating Tifa to a toilet. Considering the demonization she suffers, this is an understandable confusion right?

 

[Isabella]

I think the word you're looking for is amenities, though I think Vendel is closer to the truth.

 

[Dashell]

Ok, so the argument is that Seventh Heaven provides a decent standard of living for him, and this is the only reason he stays, not because he has a family/lover there?

Cause when I first saw that line about toilets, I thought it was equating Tifa to a toilet. Considering the demonization she suffers, this is an understandable confusion right?

Both work in this case
And yes, amenities thanks

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Toilet, like so many other things in the Book of Clerith Arguments, seems to equal desperation

 

[DrakeClawfang]

Toilet - The real reason Cloud stays at 7th heaven.

For a second there I went to a baaaaaaaaaaad place. *looks at Quex's sig*

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Gross.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

Hey, she's the one that posted it! Dear god, why does everything in this thread come back to THAT!?

 

[Dashell]

I NEVER posted that fanfic, Ryu did.. so blame Ryu