LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Dashell]

GADHJHFDSA@!

Guys OMG! I've been waiting, I'm finally on Destiny Failed:
http://destinyfailed.blogspot.com/2009/12/clerii-have-reached-new-levels-of.html


Took them long enough

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wait clerii-have-reached-new-levels-of.html
what does that mean? Levels of what? Of HTML? What?

 

[Ryushikaze]

It's hard not to get snarky when faced with so much ... I don't even know what to call it. Is irrationality a word?

Yes it is. I prefer the term 'tortured and twisted mental processes' though. Has the more visceral feel that seems much more appropriate to describe such things.

 

[Isabella]

What can I say, I'm blonde.

Guys OMG! I've been waiting, I'm finally on Destiny Failed

... congrats?

 

[Vendel]

Ha I love that pink thread.

Tifa's feelings for Cloud don't seem sincere to me at all. She's just trying to make him into something he's not, rather than accepting him for what he is

Damn that Tifa! Trying to turn Cloud into her dead boyfriend. Oh wait....

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Ha I love that pink thread.



Damn that Tifa! Trying to turn Cloud into her dead boyfriend. Oh wait....

 

[shenron118]

The thread seems to have a problem with similar people being in a romantic relationship. Communication is possible when the people involved aren't polar opposites. C'mon now, people.

Hi shenron118, you should really consider posting

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She's gonna post one of these days...

...You can't possibly imagine the shock and confusion I felt when I read that...

 

[Ryushikaze]

You aren't set to invisble and Quex has a constant habit of seeing who's watching what.

And that thread has a problem with Tifa, period. Because she is a threat to their ship. It's a GOOD thing in their eyes that she's 'Just like Zack' when they want to ship those two together.

 

[Tennyo]

Someone in that thread said that it was Tifa who fell in love with the Zack part of Cloud, not Aerith. Can't remember who and cba to read it again but I just want to know HOW DID THEY COME TO THIS CONCLUSION?!

I mean, seriously? How many of these people have done more than play Kingdom Hearts and watch Advent Children? None of them? Because I can see how, when taken out of context, KH and AC might give a more Clerith impression. But play KHII and actually play the Compilation games and read OtWtaS and I don't quite see how any of those arguments can honestly and seriously be made.

 

[shenron118]

You aren't set to invisble and Quex has a constant habit of seeing who's watching what.

I just wasn't expecting to be called out by anyone, really.

Someone in that thread said that it was Tifa who fell in love with the Zack part of Cloud, not Aerith. Can't remember who and cba to read it again but I just want to know HOW DID THEY COME TO THIS CONCLUSION?!

I mean, seriously? How many of these people have done more than play Kingdom Hearts and watch Advent Children? None of them? Because I can see how, when taken out of context, KH and AC might give a more Clerith impression. But play KHII and actually play the Compilation games and read OtWtaS and I don't quite see how any of those arguments can honestly and seriously be made.

They're confusing Tifa with Aerith. This is also why they think Cloud loves Aerith rather than Tifa; they're mixed up the names once, and a war broke loose. The love triangle was actually started over a typo.

 

[Dashell]

Someone in that thread said that it was Tifa who fell in love with the Zack part of Cloud, not Aerith. Can't remember who and cba to read it again but I just want to know HOW DID THEY COME TO THIS CONCLUSION?!

They've said this

I don't agree with what I'm about to post BTW.

In the promise scene Tifa said to Cloud "if you become famous, come and rescue me if I'm in trouble..." so Tifa only wanted a hot shot SOLDIER. Cloud did NOT become that Soldier, but Tifa assumed he would and fashioned this idealistic version of him in her mind, which ultimately was what Zack was. And she had no problem believing him when he said he did (not telling him he never made soldier)

That's how they came to that conclusion.

I just wasn't expecting to be called out by anyone, really.

Sorry I'm always watching the online list on this forum and I see you in here a lot but you don't post. Didn't mean to freak you out

 

[Homura Akemi]

some people ship zack and tifa, just someone explain how this works out????
and reno tifa
and tifa barret???
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there are a lot of ReTi, CONSIDERING THAT THEY HAVE NO PROOF AND WHERE FIGHTING THE TURKS IN FF7 PS1,PC.. another thingy that can play it...

 

[Loxetta]

It's called a crack pairing for a reason, Sloppygegger Anyone can be 'shipped with anyone, even if for no other reason than the author/artist thinks they're both hot. Some can do this well, and some can't. Most of them know better than to think their pairing is Word-Of-God though.

 

[Homura Akemi]

It's called a crack pairing for a reason, Sloppygegger Anyone can be 'shipped with anyone, even if for no other reason than the author/artist thinks they're both hot. Some can do this well, and some can't. Most of them know better than to think their pairing is Word-Of-God though.

yeah true, but I also think its an other option for the clerii people, well I might as well say aerith and sephiroth belong together

 

[shenron118]

Sorry I'm always watching the online list on this forum and I see you in here a lot but you don't post. Didn't mean to freak you out

Don't be sorry; it was late, and I never pay attention to who's on.

yeah true, but I also think its an other option for the clerii people, well I might as well say aerith and sephiroth belong together

Of course! A Masamune through the chest is an ancient mating ritual. Sephiroth's old-fashioned.

 

[Homura Akemi]

Of course! A Masamune through the chest is an ancient mating ritual. Sephiroth's old-fashioned.[/QUOTE]

lol, that would explain were kadaj, loz, and yazoo came from ,...wonder how old sephiroth is anyways

 

[Homura Akemi]

although its not true you would think that if you were new to ff7.
kadaj has aeriths eyes and calls her mother and he has sephiroths hair...zomg
but..but sephiroths brother so aerith incest....

 

[Tennyo]

yeah true, but I also think its an other option for the clerii people, well I might as well say aerith and sephiroth belong together

Of course! A Masamune through the chest is an ancient mating ritual. Sephiroth's old-fashioned.

You know, in the earlier original drafts of the story Aerith and Sephiroth were supposed to have been a thing. Lovers on opposing sides of the conflict, or some such. OMG PROOF!!!

I mean, I've seen rejected plot ideas be used as canon proof before for Clerith, so I'm going to use it here. These two are SO meant to be.

 

[Loxetta]

They were also going to be siblings at one point in development

 

[Tennyo]

INCEST!!!

It's canon that Aerith and Sephiroth are destined to have inbred deformed babies.

 

[Loxetta]

Well, the Cetra race is running a little thin...

 

[Homura Akemi]

and those poor inbred deformed babies were destined to take over the world

 

[Strangelove]

And she had no problem believing him when he said he did (not telling him he never made soldier)

Did Tifa know he never made it into SOLDIER? I thought she just knew (thought) that he didn't return to Nibelheim.

 

[Lily Ella]

I mean, seriously? How many of these people have done more than play Kingdom Hearts and watch Advent Children? None of them? Because I can see how, when taken out of context, KH and AC might give a more Clerith impression. But play KHII and actually play the Compilation games and read OtWtaS and I don't quite see how any of those arguments can honestly and seriously be made.

If I had only played KHI, sure I might get that impression... but watching Advent Children? I'm not sure how I'd get that impression. I thought that Advent Children was pretty clear. Seems most people (movie reviewers and the like) thought the same -- that Cloud & Tifa were together.

You know, in the earlier original drafts of the story Aerith and Sephiroth were supposed to have been a thing. Lovers on opposing sides of the conflict, or some such. OMG PROOF!!!

I heard that she had a crush on him, but that it was pretty one-sided.

 

[Loxetta]

I'm going to be entirely honest and say that when I first watched Advent Children, Clerith seemed obvious and Cloti wasn't even a blip on the radar. As someone that had not yet wet her feet in the FF7 fandom at the time, I think that the original Advent Children was pretty hit-and-miss on what pairing was canon. Advent Children Complete fixes a lot of that, but the fixes are subtle. If a person doesn't want to see them and is watching it with the same mindset they got from the first version, they will still walk away from it thinking Aerith was the one Cloud loved, and it'll be pretty easy to do.

 

[Homura Akemi]

she can be with sephiroth in the lifestream...and his pear

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am I the only one that cant join any clubs...