LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Fighter]

"Yeah, he fucked her. Doesn't mean he loved her."
"But it says they confirmed their mutual feelings."
"Of horniness. Nothing more."
"ooookay...but, uhm, isn't he rejecting her in that scene?"
".... Yes. See, he's rejecting her love, not her ass. Have you seen Tifa's tits. Of course he wants to screw her. She's such a slut."
"I'm...not following... So, Tifa's breasts null true love? Like magic materia? Isn't he mourning the loss of Aerith? Isn't he supposed to be eternally faithful to her? Unlike Zack, who...uhm...died trying to get to her?"
"Zack, what a douche. He asked a chick out to dinner, the whoring bastard."
"Wasn't that before he met Aerith...?"
"Doesn't matter. Zack was a womanizing asshole who was only after sex."
"And Cloud is...?"
"Cloud's a man, so of course he's gonna want sex. It has nothing to do with Tifa or love. At all. He only ever LOVES Aerith."
"Whom he never touches...or speaks to of that emotion. Ever."
"Right."
"But he has sex with Tifa..."
"Once. After he rejects her."
"Okay. Got it."

 

[Madame Mayor]

http://destinyfailed.blogspot.com/2010/01/of-love-and-lust_23.html

In addition to their statements, 2005 comes BEFORE 2008, Anastar.

Wow... just wow...

The clerii have come a long way over these past years. Who wants to remember the good ole times when Clerith was the one true canon?

You want the truth behind the FFVII "love triangle"? On one side is tons of evidence and facts; on the other side there is nothing but opinions, personal inferences, and petty scraps. The simple truth behind the so-called "love triangle" of FFVII is that Cloud and Aerith are the true and intended couple of FFVII. Another simple truth is that there is no real evidence to support Cloud and Tifa.

 

[Makoeyes987]

...So now apparently you can't debate points that prove Clerith isn't canon at TNC debate forum?

Well its official, TNC is truly a cesspool of absurdity, bureaucracy and bias. What's the point in debating if you can't even raise the points that prove your position correct? Oh that's right, it's not about debate, its about keeping the crazy Cleriths safe and satisfied. Gotcha.

 

[Splintered]

http://destinyfailed.blogspot.com/2010/01/of-love-and-lust_23.html

In addition to their statements, 2005 comes BEFORE 2008, Anastar.

That. That is amazing.

But I still think they would have fared better if they took my interpative dance/dance idea. Besides, who wouldn't find the idea of Cloud in a tutu endearing? It's not that hard to imagine, the man wears tiaras, tutu's can't be that far behind.

 

[Isabella]

As I've often said, they can have their version of Cloud. I don't want him. What a selfish, abusive asshole.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Cloud: Hi Tifa! I want to do something, but I don't know how to say it.
Tifa: Words aren't the only way you can express your feelings.
*sex ensues*
Cloud: Oh, and I think you're kinda a bitch, but we can still be friends, right?

 

[null]

*sigh* You know, this reminds me of the good ol' days and why I started following these threads. There's nothing more entertaining than watching people in denial reach farther up their asses than thought humanly possible for excuses.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

I don't want to crash the party here, but, uhh...

 

[crack]

Well its official, TNC is truly a cesspool of absurdity, bureaucracy and bias. What's the point in debating if you can't even raise the points that prove your position correct? Oh that's right, it's not about debate, its about keeping the crazy Cleriths safe and satisfied. Gotcha.

You can't even state your opinion without getting warned either now.

Of course, though, it's perfectly fine if a Clerri acts like a total asshole there and gets away with it.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

Cloud: **rolls over after 2 minutes** Wow, thanks, Tifa. That was great. Now I'll know what to do when I meet my twu wuv Aerith in magical flower fields. Your the best friend a guy could ask for.

Tifa: ... *Boy, I'm glad I fucked Zack in the barn back in Nibleheim...*

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

LTD, why is it every time I think of you, Pat Benatar songs begin to play in my head?

 

[Anatoliae]

You can't even state your opinion without getting warned either now.

Of course, though, it's perfectly fine if a Clerri acts like a total asshole there and gets away with it.

Seriously.

I don't understand what kind of rule wouldn't allow clotis to talk about EVIDENCE.

Oh well, screw that. Let's talk about that pink ribbon.

Oh wait, excuse me, the RED/PINKISH ribbon of fate.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

I totally put this Clerith guy in his place in this post.

 

[crack]

I don't understand what kind of rule wouldn't allow clotis to talk about EVIDENCE.

The kind of rule where the moderators are all just little pawns to one guy who comes to the forum every week or so.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Clerith fan completely owns me with this recently translated evidence

 

[null]

Curses, my token response has no effect!

Oh well, screw that. Let's talk about that pink ribbon.

Oh wait, excuse me, the RED/PINKISH ribbon of fate.

Oh, you mean that one Cloud always makes Tifa wear when he expresses himself without words? Such a loyal dude, thinking of his true love while having end-of-the-world sex.

 

[Isabella]

Poor Mog. You picked the wrong day to try to distract us!

Curses, my token response has no effect!

What effect were you hoping for chap?

 

[Celes Chere]

already did, but I'm in mod preview

LOL why the heck are you on Mod preview? Use "+1" too many times?

Someone called for more Fang/Vanille?

Sorry Zee, but that's hardly enough! MOAR. I am greedy and questioning my sexual orientation The second to last image made me drool a little. XD

@FHS- Your sig makes me smile.

Also, Cali has dupe accounts, insults people directly, and yet we're on Mod Previews and getting warned. HMMM.

 

[null]

What effect were you hoping for chap?

That I'd finally break the editless/PM-less shackles of being a junior member.

 

[Ryushikaze]

LOL why the heck are you on Mod preview? Use "+1" too many times?

Sorry Zee, but that's hardly enough! MOAR. I am greedy and questioning my sexual orientation The second to last image made me drool a little. XD

@FHS- Your sig makes me smile.

Also, Cali has dupe accounts, insults people directly, and yet we're on Mod Previews and getting warned. HMMM.

I'd just like to say if you didn't see it coming, you don't know the pink.
But yes, It's thoughtcrime time!
Big Sister Aerith is watching you!

Oi, Null, I'll just change your permissions, you big baby.
Scratch that. Can't set that manually. Nevermind.

 

[Celes Chere]

I know.

It's just REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.

 

[crack]

LOL why the heck are you on Mod preview? Use "+1" too many times?

It's because I ignored people's posts , indirectly insulted members , hypocritically went against my own rules, cussed, created dupe accounts, mocked translators, brushed off evidence by shamelessly posting shitty emoticons, and could not tell the difference between the color pink and red.

Herp derp derp.

Also, Cali has dupe accounts, insults people directly, and yet we're on Mod Previews and getting warned. HMMM.

You're on Mod Preview too? D'aaaw, and I thought I Ryu and I were the only ones. I feel like I'm in an elite group.

It's just REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.

At least your posts are getting approved you big whiner.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

TNC: Talk Nothing Cloti

Bullshit forum.

 

[Celes Chere]

No, I'm not on Mod preview, BUT I BET I HAVE MOAR WARNINGS. >=D

I bet I can get banned before you.

 

[Isabella]

You guys were trying to debate in a debate forum. What did you think was going to happen? Did you naively think debate would be tolerated in a debate forum?