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He's a visionary filmmaker, to be sure, but you can expect most anything he does to be joyless and dramatic at all the wrong times. I wouldn't level this charge against "300," because it was exactly what it was supposed to be, and I actually really appreciated what he did with "Man of Steel" -- but he can seriously miss the point of some stuff he takes on for adaptation.
For instance: "Watchmen." Way too much soap opera-like delivery for lines that didn't need it. I'm not even talking about Rorschach, though they fucked up the delivery of important lines from him too. Just have them sound like ordinary people talking. That should have been easier anyway.
But seriously, though, some of the most iconic and memorable lines from the comic were absolutely wrecked in the film by shit delivery, for which only the director can carry blame. Remember the relaxed posture and calm, almost blank expression on Rorschach's face as he said "Does that answer your question, doctor?" in the comic? Why did that need to be replaced by an intense expression with full-on grimdark voice and a pause before saying "doctor"? Fucking stupid.
And how about Veidt's "I did it thirty-five minutes ago"? Why is he smarmy about it? Why does he sound like he's gloating? His face and the non-bolded text here would suggest he was supposed to drop this line with something between neutral matter-of-fact-ness and a pained acknowledgement that he had succeeded.
And good lord, how about every single line from Silk Spectre? "Which Silk Spectre?" you ask. Both of them!
But asking good actors to act like they're on a tela novella doesn't get into the biggest problems with that adaptation, one of which is those very unnecessary added action sequences you spoke of. True to form, they were presented much too dramatically, and with way too much slow motion garbage. It came off as trying way too hard, which is a problem with Snyder's directing in general. We're watching fundamentally ridiculous people try to be superheroes here. Stop trying to use camera wizardry to make us think any of them but Rorschach is actually any kind of cool.
The very biggest problem with the "Watchmen" adaptation, though, is that Snyder tried filming a comic book instead of a movie. And in so doing, he failed at both. "Watchmen" is only unfilmable as a comic, and that's because it was using its medium specificity to do what comics can do best -- in some cases, what only comics can do.
Flashing back to the same moment three or four times throughout the story works in a comic. You can convey what's needed in a single panel while doing that. Try showing people the same footage they've already seen again and again, they fall asleep.
A successful film adaptation of "Watchmen" would do the same thing with film that the original did with comics. It would celebrate its existence as a film and use the strengths of filmmaking. It wouldn't just try recreating the comic as it appears on the page, in the process missing all the actual character that lay between the covers.
Even when attempting to just recreate the comic as a movie, Snyder still didn't come through. That's why we have all this sleek shit and fancy lighting in an adaptation of a comic that deliberately went for subdued coloring, character designs, and line work -- atypical of mainstream comics then and now.
Shit, even the credits felt way off the mark. Why is what should be a moment of somber reflection made frantic by the visuals and a song like the shitty MCR cover of "Desolation Row"?
Long story short: It didn't even feel like "Watchmen" past what had been a brilliant opening sequence.
For instance: "Watchmen." Way too much soap opera-like delivery for lines that didn't need it. I'm not even talking about Rorschach, though they fucked up the delivery of important lines from him too. Just have them sound like ordinary people talking. That should have been easier anyway.
But seriously, though, some of the most iconic and memorable lines from the comic were absolutely wrecked in the film by shit delivery, for which only the director can carry blame. Remember the relaxed posture and calm, almost blank expression on Rorschach's face as he said "Does that answer your question, doctor?" in the comic? Why did that need to be replaced by an intense expression with full-on grimdark voice and a pause before saying "doctor"? Fucking stupid.
And how about Veidt's "I did it thirty-five minutes ago"? Why is he smarmy about it? Why does he sound like he's gloating? His face and the non-bolded text here would suggest he was supposed to drop this line with something between neutral matter-of-fact-ness and a pained acknowledgement that he had succeeded.
And good lord, how about every single line from Silk Spectre? "Which Silk Spectre?" you ask. Both of them!
But asking good actors to act like they're on a tela novella doesn't get into the biggest problems with that adaptation, one of which is those very unnecessary added action sequences you spoke of. True to form, they were presented much too dramatically, and with way too much slow motion garbage. It came off as trying way too hard, which is a problem with Snyder's directing in general. We're watching fundamentally ridiculous people try to be superheroes here. Stop trying to use camera wizardry to make us think any of them but Rorschach is actually any kind of cool.
The very biggest problem with the "Watchmen" adaptation, though, is that Snyder tried filming a comic book instead of a movie. And in so doing, he failed at both. "Watchmen" is only unfilmable as a comic, and that's because it was using its medium specificity to do what comics can do best -- in some cases, what only comics can do.
Flashing back to the same moment three or four times throughout the story works in a comic. You can convey what's needed in a single panel while doing that. Try showing people the same footage they've already seen again and again, they fall asleep.
A successful film adaptation of "Watchmen" would do the same thing with film that the original did with comics. It would celebrate its existence as a film and use the strengths of filmmaking. It wouldn't just try recreating the comic as it appears on the page, in the process missing all the actual character that lay between the covers.
Even when attempting to just recreate the comic as a movie, Snyder still didn't come through. That's why we have all this sleek shit and fancy lighting in an adaptation of a comic that deliberately went for subdued coloring, character designs, and line work -- atypical of mainstream comics then and now.
Shit, even the credits felt way off the mark. Why is what should be a moment of somber reflection made frantic by the visuals and a song like the shitty MCR cover of "Desolation Row"?
Long story short: It didn't even feel like "Watchmen" past what had been a brilliant opening sequence.
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