Keveh Kins
Pun Enthusiast
What is your favourite Fruit?
Bananas, just about the only fruit I like that doesn't give me serious heartburn I like red apples, pineapple, and melon too, but near enough all of them give me heartburn. I like oranges, but to my stomach they are roughly equivalent to eating a vat of battery acid =/
Sprites said:What is your Favourite vegetable?
Carrots and peas. I'm not a big veggie eater, which is probably why I'm always sick
Generally though I'll eat just about any vegetable if its put in front of me, 'cept for sprouts and beetroot, abominations of nature ¬_¬
Sprites said:Favourite Biscuit?
Mhmmm...biccits...
I like Custard Creams, Rich Teas, Digestives, and of course, the tastebud orgasm that is Shortbread. There's nary a thing as cosy as a cuppa tea with some shortbread on a winter's night.
Sprites said:What's your favourite non-alcoholic drink and favourite alcoholic drink?
Coke would probably be my favourite soft drink, followed by Irn Bru or Lucozade.
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Small miracle I'm not diabetic...yet..
Guinness is my preferred alcoholic beverage, like the big feckin' culchie stereotype that I am ¬_¬ I also really like Weihenstephaner Weissbier, but have never managed to find it anywhere outside of Letterfrack.
Sprites said:Favourite Comedy show?
Used to really love Scrubs and Frasier. The Simpsons is one of those shows I watch when it's on and enjoy, same with South Park.
At the moment I'm watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and it is absolutely hilarious. DAYMAN! AHHAHHAHHHHHH!
Oh! Father Ted and Black Books too, don't know how many times I've seen every episode of both but they still make me laugh.
Sprites said:If you could live in any past decade, what decade would it be and why?[/QUOTE
My inner hippy is screaming, roaring, heaving with the desire to say the 60's. He's also screaming that we could go back and punch John Lennon in the face.
I think I would've liked the 80's, as a decade it suits my love of cheesy rock and metal, horrible fashion and penchant for long, unkempt hair that resembles a dog, in the case of the 80's, the poodle was the canine of choice
Other than that, I'd go super extreme and go way back to the days when Ireland was home to warriors, poets, warrior-poets, druids, storytellers and houses made of wattle and daub I find that period of Irish history around the Bronze and Iron Ages really interesting and it'd be amazing to go back and experience it, build up a reputation for myself as an almighty powerful warrior with my uber advanced metal maintenance technology (Read: Tins of WD40) and then be killed with painful ease in battle ala Sir Daniel Fortesque in MediEvil.
Sprites said:What was the best Christmas Present you ever received as a child, when Santa was still real to you?
I was given a Batmobile toy when I was a toddler and I continued to play with it constantly for years afterwards, before eventually my wee brother nicked it for his own purposes. It was the best feckin' toy in the world to me because if you pressed a little button at the side, it would fire a toy missile out of the front bumper. The missile went all of two feet, o' course but it was the best feature of any toy ever to me. I also spent a lot of time as a toddler chewing on that missile, to my mother's chagrin.
I also got one of those action figure wrestling rings and it came with a figure of my favourite wrestler, and similar to the Batmobile I played with it for years and got a childhood's worth of entertainment out of it. I still watch wrestling from time to time and enjoy it, it's like watching modern day Melodrama plays, right down to the deus ex machina style endings to most every wrestling match
Sprites said:If you were stuck on a desert Island what 5 things would you have with you?
One of my swords for hunting purposes. My fez so that, on the off chance someone else stumbled upon me sitting on a rock atop a waterfall, they'd think me some sort of wise shaman. Tea bags, because one can never have enough tea. A knife, to skin animals for food, and if absolutely necessary, clothing. A YoYo, so that I could spend inordinate amounts of time practising with it. Then, if e'er I get off the desert Island, I can have a successful career as one of those street performing YoYo aficionados.
Unless the string broke...then I'd just be fucked.
Sprites said:Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
This is something I genuinely have no idea about. I've never had any sort of long-term plans and prefer to just go with the flow. So long as I have enough to live on I'd imagine I'll be pretty happy. I'm not a fussy person when it comes to my lifestyle and so long as I have a roof over my head and enough to get by I'm content.