But I don't know what the popcorn gif is I have no coping mechanism to deal with this.
Also, Joe we don't need a thread to ask you such questions. I could make you talk with merely a bottle or two of the good stuff and a manic state of mind to stop me getting drunk... mind you if this was the case you'd not get a word in edge ways, so I think you can sleep easy!
Ok I'm out on the Joe interrogation, someone else needs to step up - preferably a poker hustler. He'd never see that coming.