If you had the choice of being part of a teapot, which part would you be?
The handle.
What is your favourite part of the human brain?
Occipital lobe.
Which actor and actress do you like the least?
These two:
Favourite film of all time.
The Lion King.
Joss Whedon.
What would you like to tell TLS?
I'd like to tell them that they're amazing and that, but that I'm more amazing.
How would your life be different if TLS had never existed (or ACF, FFOF, etc etc)?
I don't think it'd be much more different, but I'd feel a bit lonelier.
Do you speak a second language, would you like to? What languages?
I speak a bit of Spanish since I took it up at secondary school and would love to speak more languges like French and Japanese.
Does other people speaking second languages impress and turn you on?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
Did you have pets as a kid? If so please share a pet memory.
I've had dogs, cats, hamsters and even a fish. My youngest sister and her friend killed my fish by giving it too much food once. I haven't had a fish ever since, poor Ginger.
Describe a time in your life when you've been really afraid and say why.
When I found out about my paternity two years ago. I was scared that everyone would treat me differently and then immediately thought they did because of that fact. I was scared about how I was going to tell my dad that I knew I wasn't his and it was actually the scariest thing I've ever done. I mean, how does anyone turn around to the dad that raised them as their own and admit they know the truth?
It's something that still gives me shivers to this day.
Have you ever had an unrequited love?
I have it for my brother. I love him, no matter what he's said or done.
What do you do when you fancy a person? (ie do you randomly stalk them or stat a conversation or...?)
I just talk. Talking is something I'm good at, or at least people that really know me know that.
How cool do you think Telcontar's avatar is? Srsly,
It's the definition of orsm.
What's been your favourite TLS name and wai?
I'd say Commander Shepard. I love the character, fell in love with the game and the rest is history. Sadly.
Are there any expressions that you feel you are not cool enough to say? (EG motherfucker is very American, also ass and butt are hard to pull off in a Brit accent imo.)
Probably words like arse, wanker and stuff because they're too British.
Beans in a pan or microwave?
Microwave.
Apple or Android? (or other?)
Apple.
Do you have professional beauty/hair treatments or are you a DIY gal?
I do wear frizz ease serum to keep my hair under control, but that's it.
My local, The King's Head, down the road.
As a girl gamer - have you personally experienced any resistence or negativity towards you (either from other gamers or non-gamers)? Is there anything you would want to change about gaming culture or the game industry in regards to gender equality?
I have, mainly from other players on the multiplayer of Assassin's Creed. In the earlier days, they were annoyed girls were playing and then they shut up when I assassinated them.
My mother doesn't like me being a gamer and thinks it's a waste of time, so I had the delight of telling her I won £100 from GAME recently. Anything like that to shut her up is oh so lovely.
I'd like there to be more females in the industry. Yes, some guys were nice to look at during E3, but the lack of them is very frustrating. It's nice to see some like Aisha Tyler for instance. Sure, she might not be a hardcore gamer like myself or others, but she knows her shit.
Well missy good luck getting me to sleep in the same bed as you now.
Oh yeah, fuck. I told you I wasn't going to do it for a reason.
Who do you think is the most attractive boy on the forum?
He has a sexy accent, too. I'd say Joe. He's got that swagger jagger mojo thing about him. I say this in a non-sexual manner of course, because Joe is my bro.
Who do you think has the best one liners on the forum?
It's a toss-up between Lex and Mage.
Who makes you actually laugh out loud?
Cab. The things she comes out with are actually hilarious! Oh wait, that's you. Wahey!
How do you like your eggs?
Fried.
It depends on the spice, so to a certain extent.
What is your regular curry favourite?
Korma.
What do you do with scented candles? burn em, look at em, regift em or.... um something else?!
I don't have any yet, but I do plan to have them for show and smell them. But then I'll eventually burn them and see where we go. Hopefully not burning the flat down!
Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
Please, it brings all the boys to my flat.
Do you like cheese, what kinds? Do you eat it with red wine just to be posh now and then?
I do like cheese! Cheese is orsm. Probably mild, I'd say. I've never ate it with red wine and that has to be on my bucket list of things to do before I'm 30.
Do you splash cash or are you frugal?
Bit of both. I ensure I have enough money for bills, food, etc and still find the time to splash a bit of money.
When you get it on with someone, are you full passion throwin yourself in with heart on sleeve, or do you simmer up to a fiery explosion?
I'm a bit of both. I've been called a bit of a demon when it comes to the whole getting it on.
In the words of Bill Bailey, have you ever deliberately misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
Bill Bailey clearly never met me then ...
Are you a Sony, or Microsoft console owner, or mayhaps Nintendo? Which brand holds your loyalty, if any? Are you opposed to buying rival consoles from the one you prefer? Or do you just buy whatever has a game you really want to play?
Sony and Nintendo for consoles, Microsoft obviously for my laptop and PC needs. I will always buy Sony for consoles and will never buy from Microsoft as the latter's never directly appealed to me, bar one or two games exclusive to them. But it still won't be enough to turn me.
Cab Carlie Fangu Mage
All of them!
Also what is your favourite class in Mass Effect. I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself after saying that Miranda was better than Liara.
It's Soldier, but I'm starting to like the Adept class from my LP series. Also, how the fuck can you not like Miranda and DAT ASS?
