More milking FFVII merchandise

LicoriceAllsorts

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These are great ideas. But would Cid drink mint tea? I always imagined him drinking very stewed, brick-red, low grade orange pekoe with three sugars and lots of milk.

Or Russian Caravan.

I love Cloud's Fruit Salad.

edit: I can work out recipes for 'mako' flavoured Turkish Delight and SOLDIER's Favourite Faggots.
 
Unlucky

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LicoriceAllsorts said:
SOLDIER's Favourite Faggots.
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Didn't know faggot is a legit name for a dish. Learned something new today :desu:

Shademp said:
Cloud Strife:
"Fruit Salad" - Cloud threw together a number of random fruits and vegetables and accidentally made something completely new. He could not recreate it himself so Tifa had to reverse-engineer the salad. Name is simple because, well, Cloud.
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In my home country "fruit salad" (as it is simply known) is a common, easy to prepare dessert made from (canned) assorted fruit bits and a mixture of cream and condensed milk (preparation depends on how sweet you want it). It's very easy, something I imagine even Cloud can prepare well. :desu:

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Another idea:

Blugu - the FFVII world's equivalent of the poisonous blowfish (fugu in Japanese). Similar to the real fish, it is prepared only by special blugu chefs who have passed the qualifications for its preparation.


Perhaps this should be separated to make a new thread if folks are really serious about this project.
 
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Drax

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Speaking of food, of all the merchandise that could come from this game, you'd think we would have gotten materia candy of some kind

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jazzflower92

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Maybe Hojo could get a recipe. Anyone have any idea what sort of food this guy would make and what could possibly be in it.

Here is one idea:

Hojo's Green Potion Punch: Yes it is dangerous to drink anything that was made by Hojo but some say its worth the risk to taste this delightful beverage made by one of the most depraved minds the world has ever seen.
 
Blade

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I'd be interested in something based on the "Source" items you find in Junon.

HP Source (a drink meant to improve your conditioning/nutritional)
Power Source (a drink meant to improve your energy)
Magic Source (a drink meant to improve your mental abilities)
Defense Source (a drink for boosting your muscle-power/durability)
Spirit Source (a nutritional drink to raise your mood)
Speed Source (a pick-me-up that can help your performance/not a drug lol)
Luck Source (something fun and mysterious that's good for you)
 
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So in relation to this project :quote: , I just saw this post by theophenes from tumblr:

Video Game Gourmet #1: Cloud A la Carte

Several days ago, I challenged my few readers name a video game character and I would come ups with a food dish based on them. Someone sent the simple message “Cloud,” which I am going to assume is referring to Cloud Strife, the protagonist of of Final Fantasy VII. Since the first final fantasy i ever played was VIII, and I never had the money at the right time pikc up VII, I will have to go on what little I know about him based on what people who have played the game have mentioned about it in passing. Sadly this amounts to about the following, in order of remembrance, but not importance:

  • He’s a cross-dresser, and like most final fantasy main characters, a very, very pretty man.
  • He wilds the Buster Sword, a weapon so gigantically unwieldy it reminds me of Zangetsu from Bleach.
  • He got substantial amounts of superpowers from drinking toxic blood of the planet he abides on.
  • His archnemesis, like many final fantasy villains, reminds me of David Bowie.
  • He has severe anger issues and borders on nervous breakdowns often.
  • The magic in his world comes primarily from shiny marbles called Materia that can be socketed into equipment.
  • His special attacks involve ridiculous swordplay and gratuitous craziness.
  • He wears mostly leather and vinyl, as softer, flowing fabrics anger the makers of final fantasy games. Seriously, name me one guy after six in a robe who isn’t evil or useless.
  • His best friends are Cyborg Mr T, a cigar chomping madman, A red wolf, a flower saleswoman, a random chick in skin-tight clothing, and a kleptomaniac in a mid-riff sweater (I take it back, it isn’t soft clothing the Final Fantasy designers hate, it’s practical clothing).
  • He can summon Bahamut.
  • He rides chocobos.
With that wobbly knowledge, I present the Cloud Strife Special.
The Cloud strife is a warm, fluffy cheese and ham omelet with a habanero hollandaise sauce in the middle, representing his soft, cuddly exterior and underlying anger issues. It is serve with a hashbrown and bacon side, and dose of “Corrupted life stream” over the hashbrowns—A spinach and dill relish. For plating, the Cloud strife is always served with a stainless steel spatula with a small wooden handle underneath it, and impaled with three toothpicks with pickles on them—because he gets stabbed a lot. The dish is spicy, caustic, and a probable candidate for causing indigestion, but the people who like it enjoy it’s satisfying burn. For those liking a bit less burn and churn, you can order Cloud “dolled up”—substituting the Life Stream relish for Honey Butter and the Habanero Hollaindaise for a sweet red pepper jam mixed with bluberry preserves.
So, anyone else have an idea for a video-game character or concept for me to turn into amazing food ideas?
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http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/int...-your-final-fantasy-vii-materia-as-chocolates

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The Square Enix official goods shop recently tweeted a picture of a Final Fantasy VII gift set of five Materia that look good enough to eat. And, well, they are. These glossy stones are made of chocolate, each with a different flavor.

The retail price for the set is only ¥3,000 (~$30), but alas, they can only be bought at Artnia, Square Enix's official cafe, bar, and merchandise shop in Shinjuku
 
Gym Leader Devil

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I'm usually not that into merch and shit that gets brought up in here but... I want that Cactuar Cup. Gimme.
 
Kai Schulen

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Why can't they skip the food thing and make that Cactuar cups available for sale online, huh?!

...On that note...

*sends telepathic thoughts to SE to make Moogle cups and to have them available for online purchase**DO IT SE DO IT DO IT DOIT DITO DIOT ODIT TIDO IOTD IDOT IDIOT DO IT*
 
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Unlucky

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Well who knows maybe that's next. But it's just going to be a white cup with a moogle drawing on it. And not for sale online :desu:
 
Octo

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Cactuar cup is the only thing they've produced worth having.
 
Gym Leader Devil

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Great, now I'm imagining a Pyramid Head/Tonberry hybrid and it is entirely fucked. Thanks for starting that train of thought Tres :awesomonster:
 
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