New year, New LTD thread. (Round 5)

[Splintered]

Hey guys.

This thread still a cesspool? That's cool.

Aerith's is in dissidia. I guess that makes Clerith canon again.

</troll>

 

[Zee]

Aerith's is in dissidia. I guess that makes Aerith/Lightning canon again

 

[ForceStealer]

SPLINTERED!

The hell you been?!

 

[Splintered]

SPLINTERED!

The hell you been?!

You know, I'm not even sure.

One day I was like, huh I want to do something productive. So I was like "lol rl," but that kinda sucked, so I went back to interneting but thought maybe if I staid out of lifestream it wouldn't be such a timesink, but no I just went to gamefaqs instead and that's not good for anybody's mental health.

Then there were some ninjas and strippers.

Then I came back here. Because this place is better than ninjas and strippers.

Feel proud.

These past few months have been a total waste of time. I should have just staid here instead, then at least I would be wasting time in good company.

 

[Splintered]

Gurl, if you think I was rabid for Cloud/Tifa, I'll cut a bitch for my Lightning/Tifa.

 

[Zee]

wait wait I can solve this

they're all in dissidia

all clothes get torn off and this ends in a threesome

y/y?

 

[Splintered]

I dunno know.

I need some sort of evidence that this will solve all the ltd problems. Preferably one with pictures.

 

[ForceStealer]

but no I just went to gamefaqs instead

I'm....I'm so sorry.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Gurl, if you think I was rabid for Cloud/Tifa, I'll cut a bitch for my Lightning/Tifa.

http://thelifestream.net/forums/showpost.php?p=292622&postcount=68

 

[Ⓐaron]

Then I came back here. Because this place is better than ninjas and strippers.

Feel proud.

I'm sceptical of this. I don't see how anything can be better than ninjas and strippers. They must have been awfully shitty ninjas and strippers.

 

[looneymoon]

SPLINTERED *fangirls*

I was wondering what happened to you

 

[Celes Chere]

SPLINTERED IS BACK

DID YOU FIND OUT IF YOU'RE MALE OR FEMALE YET

 

[Splintered]

I'm....I'm so sorry.

ikr? I went into the Dissidia part of it too. Sometimes I forget that Final Fantasy fans are the most self hating fans I've ever encountered, we hate each other for everything. For liking different final fantasies, for liking Nomura above Amano, for liking to say Aeris instead of Aerith.

Actually it was kind of amusing. FF fandom is like some schizophrenic man, having a fight with himself and occasionally punching himself in the face and being satisfied with that.

But eventually it got boring after the one millionth "SE only loves FFVII- why it's a terrible game" thread

DID YOU FIND OUT IF YOU'RE MALE OR FEMALE YET

Still decidedly internet.

 

[Elisa Maza]

Dammit, Splintered! You left me all alone fangirling over LightningxTifa!

 

[Strangelove]

A little late in the game here, and O/T considering the current flow of conversation but I wanted to make a slight - VERY SLIGHT - correction on this translation. (Please don't hurt me.)

Hello.

I'm having a mini happy freakout involving faces like this.

:3

also more people returning.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I'm sceptical of this. I don't see how anything can be better than ninjas and strippers. They must have been awfully shitty ninjas and strippers.

We have better ninjas and strippers.

We have ninja strippers, even!

 

[Ⓐaron]

Come now, we all know no one would ever be able to see a ninja stripper. What's the point of strippers if you don't get to look at them?

 

[Elisa Maza]

If they are ninjas like Yuffie... easily.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Come now, we all know no one would ever be able to see a ninja stripper. What's the point of strippers if you don't get to look at them?

Ninja strippers don't have a no touch rule and will meet you in the back for invisible hanky panky.

And to prove that we have ninja strippers, I ask you this? Do you see any strippers? No? Then they are obviously ninjas.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Ninja strippers don't have a no touch rule and will meet you in the back for invisible hanky panky.

And to prove that we have ninja strippers, I ask you this? Do you see any strippers? No? Then they are obviously ninjas.

With ninjas I'm pretty sure it would be over before you knew it had started. That's the trouble with ninjas; they're just that stealthy.

 

[Splintered]

Kinda on topic, kinda off topic but gamefaqs: Favorite female character:

please don't say tifa... U and I both know ur reasons >.>

@flahr: "Tifa's gotta be among my least favorite"

The only reason anyone likes her is because of her... *ahem*... Assets..

Aerith was awesome... She's hot... Sweet... Innocent... Etc.

The only thing tifa has going for her is her chest...

Why do I go to gamefaqs? It's full of assholes that automatically assumes someone who doesn't share your opinion is an idiot.

If it wasn't for this LTD, there wouldn't be this stupid Tifa versus Aerith fights all the godamned time.

 

[Zee]

Here's what you do:

Start shit talking about what a shallow bitch Tifa is. The second Aerith fans start agreeing with you, turn around and declare her a worthless whore who trolls for SOLDIER dick.

For maximum effect: Go on to explain that Selphie is the strongest, most well written Final Fantasy heroine, and if you don't understand that it's because she's too ~deep for you.

 

[Splintered]

Here's what you do:

Start shit talking about what a shallow bitch Tifa is. The second Aerith fans start agreeing with you, turn around and declare her a worthless whore who trolls for SOLDIER dick.

For maximum effect: Go on to explain that Selphie is the strongest, most well written Final Fantasy heroine, and if you don't understand that it's because she's too ~deep for you.

I like this plan of action.

Although, tbh, Selphie doesn't cause enoughe rage. Rinoa starts better flamewars.

 

[Dashell]

EDIT:

never mind

 

[Celes Chere]

Lol, I've never posted at Gamefaqs, only read the nonsense. Sounds like a fun pass time if I get bored. x]