Planning the 2014 TLS Awards

[Airling]

Suggested categories thus far (wild and not-so-wild) if anyone is interested:

• Biggest Cishet White Binary Gendered Headmateless Humankin Ableist Shitlord That Needs To Check Zis/Zer Privilege
• Best Bod/Muse
• Best TLS Ambassador
• Least Likely to Win an Award {Redux}
• TLS House Ghost
• Best Tetsujin
• Cookie Monster of the Year
• Best Magician
• Best Comeback/Reply/One-liner
• Most Games Played
• Most SE Games Completed
• Member Most Likely to Cause the Most Amount of Climate Change
• Member Most Likely to Cause the Least Amount of Climate Change
• TLS Peace Prize Award
• Most Raisinable
• Nicest Smile
• Member Most Likely to Make Best Tasting Food
• Member Most Likely to Suggest Award Ideas They'll Never Win
• Best BROTP

 

[Mage]

I can't decide whether you're getting your mod on or have a legit OCD. My intuition is saying it's both.

 

[Airling]

Neither. Well, maybe somewhat OCD. But I didn't do alphabetical. Although I was careful to make sure it's chronological, so maybe it is pretty bad...

 

[Roger]

• Best Bod/Muse
• Best TLS Ambassador
• Least Likely to Win an Award {Redux}
• TLS House Ghost
• Cookie Monster of the Year
• Best Magician
• Best Comeback/Reply/One-liner
• Most Games Played
• Most SE Games Completed
• Member Most Likely to Cause the Most Amount of Climate Change
• Member Most Likely to Cause the Least Amount of Climate Change
• TLS Peace Prize Award
• Nicest Smile
• Member Most Likely to Make Best Tasting Food
• Member Most Likely to Suggest Award Ideas They'll Never Win
• Best BROTP

Like all of these. Could use some clarity concerning "Best Magician"

 

[Mage]

I'm MAGE. I don't see how that's even up for debate.

 

[Ghost X]

I want to see some magic tricks .

 

[Tetsujin]

I can show you a magic trick.

I can make the air smell.

 

[Ghost X]

I'll pass .

 

[Carlie]

Wanna see me make this pencil disappear?

TADA!

 

[Shademp]

I'll pass

Before or after Tetsujin?

 

[Cthulhu]

I want to see some magic tricks .

Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[Joker]

yer a wizzer harry

 

[Super Mario]

I can still make pencils disappear.

 

[Cookie Monster]

• Cookie Monster of the Year

 

[Arianna]

This again...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I am not begging this year.

 

[Octo]

Ari, seriously it's not a big deal It's just a thing we do because the compilation is generating barely any interest anymore

 

[Fangu]

Arianna, you are the perfect candidate for the 'TLS House Ghost' award Or, the 'TLS Pet Award'?

Also, let's not pretend this isn't a big deal; tl;dr it is

 

[Cookie Monster]

Because, n00dz.

 

[Airling]

I was stalking through last year's award threads, and found that GLD suggested "Most Blunt". I like it. And again, WHERE IS HE?!

Also, I suggest "Best Chest-Hair". Perhaps swap best beard out for that?

 

[Carlie]

I find it more appealing to look at pictures of majestic beards than chest hair which I hate.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

I'll beg. Blowjobs for every vote for me!

I'm shameless, I know, but I give no fucks, off course.

 

[The G'randiest' Daddy]

I'll beg. Blowjobs for every vote for me!

I'm shameless, I know, but I give no fucks, off course.

Conflicting message! Clearly you will give fucks, for votes!

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Good show, good sir. I wondered if someone would pick up on that.

 

[Sprites]

So when are the nominations starting and the official list?

 

[Ⓐaron]

I need to get on finalising an official list. I've been distracted. Should be done sometime this week and then, pending approval by the member base, I'll set up the nominations round.

Btw Dawn, what do I have to do to redeem your promise there?