Totally down for that. Make it happen.Something 50 shades, perhaps?![]()
Something 50 shades, perhaps?![]()
Totally down for that. Make it happen.
50 shades said:"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."
Su dedo índice en círculos mi arrugada cueva amor . '¿Estás listo para esto? " Le maulló , sonriéndome como un hámster madre a punto de comer su hijo de tres patas joven .
like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
What the hell? Hamsters eat their kids?
Lisa Simpson: I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.
Clerk: Okay.
[reaches into a box under the counter]
Clerk: Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.
Lisa Simpson: How can a hamster write mysteries?
Clerk: Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.
Lisa Simpson: Aw, c'mon.
Clerk: Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?
Go on then, I wanna hear your interpretation of mewling.![]()
Lots of mammals eat their young, our guinea pigs did when their run was attacked by next-door-but-one's yampy dog.
We've gone from Fifty Shades to cannibalism. o.O
Yeah, it is known![]()
Lots of mammals eat their young, our guinea pigs did when their run was attacked by next-door-but-one's yampy dog.
We've gone from Fifty Shades to cannibalism. o.O
At least most do it with reason, from what I hear hamsters sometimes just do it because OH SHIT A SHADOW I MUST SAVE MY BABIES FROM THIS CRUEL WORLD OM NOM NOM NOM. Dumbasses
OT: I'm cool with any ideas so long as I can vote![]()
Good man.I may add a few awards to the ones she suggested so we can have a nice even number.