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I rthink it would be so much fun!
Sporking FFVII Badfic!!
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IT'S A ME!
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The title should be called 'The Final Frontier to the Lifestream' or 'Okokou's revenge' ??
Super Mario
IT'S A ME!
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
And now I present to you the continuation of Kirk and Spock's struggles to understand the meaning of this complex Planet:
"Captain, I have detected a steady rise in lifesigns at the basement levels of this facility," Spock suddenly said, halting the laughter of the men.
"Oh think nothing of it, Mr. Spock! A few rats or so that could be gathering at this Okokou's resting place!" Kirk mocked.
"We should take careful steps to ensure that we are not falling into another encounter with a dangerous being, Captain. Do you realize that the admiral will have our head?" Spock countered.
After calming himself down, Kirk gave it some thought. If they would be able to bring this war criminal Okokou back with them for debriefing and analysis of what history he might contribute to this planet's development, then they would be able to understand this Lifestream's strange tectonic flow from underneath. Wasting no time, he ordered the still laughing crew to prepare themselves to undergo the expedition.
"Bring us McCoy while you're at it. This Okokou fellow might need medical attention," Kirk said.
0-0-0-0
"What heartless fools dare disturb my master's slumber?" a daring voice called from the shadows of the resting tube of the war criminal Sephiroth Okokou.
A flash of blonde hair stepped forward. A scantily clad woman with stern eyes glared at the tub where Okokou slumbered. It had been years since that epic battle with the other foolish heroes at that highschool incident. She had barely managed to get Okokou out of that heap of a mess to recuperate. 3 long years on feeding on nothing but the lab rat experiments and strange mako liquid from within the facility, which had seem to magically grant her powers similar to Okokou's albeit lesser than this god king of old.
" I will trample these scoundrels, and together we will have our revenge...!" she declared dramatically to the slumbering Okokou.
With no other words, she departed from his sight.
0-0-0-0
Kirk and Spock had brought in McCoy and Scotty to arm themselves for an in depth exploration to the bottom of this facility. Scotty brought in the latest phaser rifle as well as new battle exploration suits used by Kirk and Sulu during the dreaded arrival of Nero and other galactic adventures yet to be revealed (lol play the game next year folks).
"Ahhh...It's been a while since I wore these..." The hardened Kirk said.
"So have I, Captain. It appears to me that we have lost our touch now, considering our hardened age," Spock lamented.
"Fear not...We're still abled men capable of handling a little exploration like this. Isn't that right, Scotty?"
"Aye, Captain. We're good and ready t' go now!" Scotty said with enthusiasm.
"Damn it, Kirk. Why'd ya have to bring me over too? I'm a doctor, not a soldier!" McCoy angrily retorted.
"At ease, Bones. We just need you to examine an autopsy of someone known as Okokou," Kirk said.
Both Scotty and McCoy began laughing madly at the man's name.
"Stop right there, Criminal scums!" a voice screamed from the darkened shadows.
The redshirted squadron began positioning themselves to where the voice originated from. Kirk and Spock aimed their phasers over the same direction while Scotty called in to be beamed up. McCoy angrily swore at their scottish engineer and begrugingly took a phaser rifle upon his person as well.
"Identify yourself! You are impeding upon Federation grounds!" Kirk called out.
"None shall claim the ground of...OKOKOU!!!" a blonde haired woman screamed as she lunged at the red shirted squadron. All of the began firing their phasers at the woman who dodged them with pinpoint accuracy, it was Kirk's timely shot that stunned her almost instantly. She fell to the ground, immobile.
"Well that was a quick shot," McCoy snarled.
"She must be uneducated. If she could've counted the odds, we're 10 and she was 1," Kirk mocked.
"Hold on Captain. Allow me to mind meld," Spock said.
"Save your energy for Okokou, Spock. We're taking this strange woman prisoner until then. You have your orders, men!" Kirk yelled.
Binding and gagging the blonde oddity, they continued to explore the lower regions of the facility.
"Captain's log stardate 4-2345, we've captured a rather strange individual with a rather outlandish outfight and clawed hands. She seems to be inspired by the SnM domination fetish from earth's old records. If I may say, she doesn't seem to be that captivating. We're continuing the exploration to capture this criminal Okokou for further studies. This servant of his might prove useful in locating him until she comes to. For now, she is under tight surveillance and I have ordered Doctor McCoy to begin examining her."
<to be continued>
"Captain, I have detected a steady rise in lifesigns at the basement levels of this facility," Spock suddenly said, halting the laughter of the men.
"Oh think nothing of it, Mr. Spock! A few rats or so that could be gathering at this Okokou's resting place!" Kirk mocked.
"We should take careful steps to ensure that we are not falling into another encounter with a dangerous being, Captain. Do you realize that the admiral will have our head?" Spock countered.
After calming himself down, Kirk gave it some thought. If they would be able to bring this war criminal Okokou back with them for debriefing and analysis of what history he might contribute to this planet's development, then they would be able to understand this Lifestream's strange tectonic flow from underneath. Wasting no time, he ordered the still laughing crew to prepare themselves to undergo the expedition.
"Bring us McCoy while you're at it. This Okokou fellow might need medical attention," Kirk said.
0-0-0-0
"What heartless fools dare disturb my master's slumber?" a daring voice called from the shadows of the resting tube of the war criminal Sephiroth Okokou.
A flash of blonde hair stepped forward. A scantily clad woman with stern eyes glared at the tub where Okokou slumbered. It had been years since that epic battle with the other foolish heroes at that highschool incident. She had barely managed to get Okokou out of that heap of a mess to recuperate. 3 long years on feeding on nothing but the lab rat experiments and strange mako liquid from within the facility, which had seem to magically grant her powers similar to Okokou's albeit lesser than this god king of old.
" I will trample these scoundrels, and together we will have our revenge...!" she declared dramatically to the slumbering Okokou.
With no other words, she departed from his sight.
0-0-0-0
Kirk and Spock had brought in McCoy and Scotty to arm themselves for an in depth exploration to the bottom of this facility. Scotty brought in the latest phaser rifle as well as new battle exploration suits used by Kirk and Sulu during the dreaded arrival of Nero and other galactic adventures yet to be revealed (lol play the game next year folks).
"Ahhh...It's been a while since I wore these..." The hardened Kirk said.
"So have I, Captain. It appears to me that we have lost our touch now, considering our hardened age," Spock lamented.
"Fear not...We're still abled men capable of handling a little exploration like this. Isn't that right, Scotty?"
"Aye, Captain. We're good and ready t' go now!" Scotty said with enthusiasm.
"Damn it, Kirk. Why'd ya have to bring me over too? I'm a doctor, not a soldier!" McCoy angrily retorted.
"At ease, Bones. We just need you to examine an autopsy of someone known as Okokou," Kirk said.
Both Scotty and McCoy began laughing madly at the man's name.
"Stop right there, Criminal scums!" a voice screamed from the darkened shadows.
The redshirted squadron began positioning themselves to where the voice originated from. Kirk and Spock aimed their phasers over the same direction while Scotty called in to be beamed up. McCoy angrily swore at their scottish engineer and begrugingly took a phaser rifle upon his person as well.
"Identify yourself! You are impeding upon Federation grounds!" Kirk called out.
"None shall claim the ground of...OKOKOU!!!" a blonde haired woman screamed as she lunged at the red shirted squadron. All of the began firing their phasers at the woman who dodged them with pinpoint accuracy, it was Kirk's timely shot that stunned her almost instantly. She fell to the ground, immobile.
"Well that was a quick shot," McCoy snarled.
"She must be uneducated. If she could've counted the odds, we're 10 and she was 1," Kirk mocked.
"Hold on Captain. Allow me to mind meld," Spock said.
"Save your energy for Okokou, Spock. We're taking this strange woman prisoner until then. You have your orders, men!" Kirk yelled.
Binding and gagging the blonde oddity, they continued to explore the lower regions of the facility.
"Captain's log stardate 4-2345, we've captured a rather strange individual with a rather outlandish outfight and clawed hands. She seems to be inspired by the SnM domination fetish from earth's old records. If I may say, she doesn't seem to be that captivating. We're continuing the exploration to capture this criminal Okokou for further studies. This servant of his might prove useful in locating him until she comes to. For now, she is under tight surveillance and I have ordered Doctor McCoy to begin examining her."
<to be continued>
Unlucky
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
lol, sorry Julia, no Mary Sue powers for you in this fic!
I vote for the first one so as not to spoil would-be readers of Sephy's funny name
I vote for the first one so as not to spoil would-be readers of Sephy's funny name
LicoriceAllsorts
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Ok, I'm going to be the dullard here and say, why is Okoukou funny? Is it just because it sounds silly, or does it mean something?
Octo
KULT OF KERMITU
- AKA
- Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
I think its just that it kind of sounds funny, and is clearly a made up japanese sounding name. I googled Okoukou and couldn't come up with anything obvious. Theres a 'Damien Okoukou' but I can't determine where he'd from. A mystery indeed.
I think the main thing is why anybody called 'Sephiroth' would need a surname. Its like 'Cthulhu Jones' or 'God Anderson' or something. Surplus to requirements!
I think the main thing is why anybody called 'Sephiroth' would need a surname. Its like 'Cthulhu Jones' or 'God Anderson' or something. Surplus to requirements!
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IT'S A ME!
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He sounds like a nigerian scammer with that last name. I think next writers should minimize using it.
Ryushikaze
Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
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- Tim, Ryu
It sounds like a rooster cry, honestly.
I think its just that it kind of sounds funny, and is clearly a made up japanese sounding name. I googled Okoukou and couldn't come up with anything obvious. Theres a 'Damien Okoukou' but I can't determine where he'd from. A mystery indeed.
I think the main thing is why anybody called 'Sephiroth' would need a surname. Its like 'Cthulhu Jones' or 'God Anderson' or something. Surplus to requirements!
Hey, don't you diss Cthulhu Jones. It's not easy being Indiana's lesser known brother.
Mr Sefiros Okoukou, director of the Bank of Burkina Faso!
I'm just gonna leave this here.
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With Mumble's permission, I continue:
The lab was a labyrinth of insanity, madness created by crazy madness. Three times the crew of the Enterprise found themselves back where they started; from this point on, Scotty started marking the walls with a large Sharpie he kept in his top pocket. "Stay alert, men," advised the Captain. "Only a ceritified lunatic could have designed so fiendishly ingenious a maze of cul-de-sacs; we could easily find ourselves caught in a trap tighter than Spock's anus."
"And you'd know all about that," said Mr Chekov, but his accent was so thick nobody understood him, and also, he was muttering to himself.
The mild-mannered pointy-eared raven-haired epitome of logic mildly replied, "I think that's a little uncalled for, Captain."
"Och, what have we here?" exclaimed Scotty from the dark corner where he'd gone to take a slash. The other members of the crew rushed over to take a look, except for the red-shirts who were carrying the unconscious blonde wearing the spiked dog collar and the leather bondage gear. After some discussion Captain Kirk decided that the unknown object was a computer. It had a monitor, a CPU and a keyboard. "If we can hack into it, perhaps it will yield us a location map that will enable us to find the stairs to the basement," he suggested. He spoke into his communicator which he wore on his wrist enabling him to communicate with crew members back on the Enterprise which was in stationary orbit above the planet. "Lieutenant Uhura, prepare to beam down!" Captain Kirk hadn't seen his lover for almost three hours now and he was getting impatient for the sight of her lovely legs.
After another moment Uhura materialised in front of her fellow crew men and immediately set to work trying to log into the computer. The others stood around eagerly watching. "I'm in!" she cried as the screen lit up an eerie greeny-blue colour like the colour of the ocean about seven metres down, and in the middle of the screen was a red diamond with strange letters in gold written on it. Captain Kirk began to feel uneasy. Something wasn't right. The weird light playing across his beloved Lieutenant Uhura's features was making hiewr face look like someone else's, someone he didn't know -
"Well, well, well, what have we here?" said a nasal voice from behind them loudly.
"Intruders," a second deeper voice growled laughingly.
Captain Kirk turned around and saw two youngTurks teens standing there dressed in football shoulder pads, helmets, white knee britches, and lace-ups. Their jerseys wore the same gold and scarlet logo as had been shining on the monitor. "Who are you?" he said.
"No, who are you?" the one with the red hair and the tribal-like facial scars replied.
"I asked first," said Kirk.
"He's got you there," said the bald teen who had many piercings in his ear.
"Dammit. Fine. I'm Reno and this is Rude. We're seniors at Shinra High and this here is our biology lab, or what's left of it. Oh, damn - Rude," the cocky red-hed turned to his partner timidly, "I just realised, this areas out of bounds. Why didn't you remind me to give false names? I shoulda said we were Zack and Cloud, shouldn't I? Man, I'm so stupid sometimes."
"This appears to be a low-level educational establishment of some description, Captain," Mr Spock deduced. "As well as a defunct power generating plant."
"Hey," said Rude. "You got Julia."
"Hey," said Reno, "Man, you better get your hands off her. Okoukou's gonna kill you when he finds out you touched his girlfriend. That guy's just crazy head over heels in love with her, and trust me, you do not want to be around when Sephy goes postal."
"You know of the one we seek, the war criminal named Okoukou?" Captain Kirk demanded.
The red-head puffed out his skinny chest proudly. "Know him? Man, I'm his best friend. He's the quarterback for the Shinra High Spartans, and I'm their winger. He never used to date nothing but cheerleaders till Julia came along. Lucky dog; that girl is one of a kind. Of course, he's been in a medically induced coma for the last three years. Some kind of brain trauma. Nobody knows what happened. Julia disappeared round about then too. Professor Tseng sent us to find her. He's pretty cool, for a prof, and she's his little sister. Well, adopted little sister. Actually, he kidnapped her. But who wouldn't - I mean, look at her. Isn't she just totally irresistible - "
"For God sake's, Jim, we haven't got time for this," snarled Bones. "Kill them and let's move on."
"That would be illogical," Spock intervened. "Since these are the only two individuals amongst us who may actually know their way around this imbroglio."
"Them?" cackled a reedy voice sarcastically from behind them. "Those two couldn't find their way out of a paper bag, not even if it had "This Way Out" printed on large letters inside it and they were carrying GPS's."
The crew of the Enterprise turned around to find Lieutenant Uhura looking at them oddly. Only it wasn't Lieutenant Uhura. Her face had changed. The eerie light from the monitor was glowing from under her skin, projecting the features of a scientist. Jim Kirk knew the spirit that possessed her was a scientist, because he had long greasy dark hair, a high shiny forehead, and wore glasses.
"Heh, heh," smirked the scientist. "There are so many frivolous things in this world... aren't there, Captain James T Kirk?"
"Omigod!" cried Reno and Rude in unison, clutching each other in fear. "Professor Okoukou!!!!"
..... to be continued by somebody (anybody) else...
The lab was a labyrinth of insanity, madness created by crazy madness. Three times the crew of the Enterprise found themselves back where they started; from this point on, Scotty started marking the walls with a large Sharpie he kept in his top pocket. "Stay alert, men," advised the Captain. "Only a ceritified lunatic could have designed so fiendishly ingenious a maze of cul-de-sacs; we could easily find ourselves caught in a trap tighter than Spock's anus."
"And you'd know all about that," said Mr Chekov, but his accent was so thick nobody understood him, and also, he was muttering to himself.
The mild-mannered pointy-eared raven-haired epitome of logic mildly replied, "I think that's a little uncalled for, Captain."
"Och, what have we here?" exclaimed Scotty from the dark corner where he'd gone to take a slash. The other members of the crew rushed over to take a look, except for the red-shirts who were carrying the unconscious blonde wearing the spiked dog collar and the leather bondage gear. After some discussion Captain Kirk decided that the unknown object was a computer. It had a monitor, a CPU and a keyboard. "If we can hack into it, perhaps it will yield us a location map that will enable us to find the stairs to the basement," he suggested. He spoke into his communicator which he wore on his wrist enabling him to communicate with crew members back on the Enterprise which was in stationary orbit above the planet. "Lieutenant Uhura, prepare to beam down!" Captain Kirk hadn't seen his lover for almost three hours now and he was getting impatient for the sight of her lovely legs.
After another moment Uhura materialised in front of her fellow crew men and immediately set to work trying to log into the computer. The others stood around eagerly watching. "I'm in!" she cried as the screen lit up an eerie greeny-blue colour like the colour of the ocean about seven metres down, and in the middle of the screen was a red diamond with strange letters in gold written on it. Captain Kirk began to feel uneasy. Something wasn't right. The weird light playing across his beloved Lieutenant Uhura's features was making hiewr face look like someone else's, someone he didn't know -
"Well, well, well, what have we here?" said a nasal voice from behind them loudly.
"Intruders," a second deeper voice growled laughingly.
Captain Kirk turned around and saw two young
"No, who are you?" the one with the red hair and the tribal-like facial scars replied.
"I asked first," said Kirk.
"He's got you there," said the bald teen who had many piercings in his ear.
"Dammit. Fine. I'm Reno and this is Rude. We're seniors at Shinra High and this here is our biology lab, or what's left of it. Oh, damn - Rude," the cocky red-hed turned to his partner timidly, "I just realised, this areas out of bounds. Why didn't you remind me to give false names? I shoulda said we were Zack and Cloud, shouldn't I? Man, I'm so stupid sometimes."
"This appears to be a low-level educational establishment of some description, Captain," Mr Spock deduced. "As well as a defunct power generating plant."
"Hey," said Rude. "You got Julia."
"Hey," said Reno, "Man, you better get your hands off her. Okoukou's gonna kill you when he finds out you touched his girlfriend. That guy's just crazy head over heels in love with her, and trust me, you do not want to be around when Sephy goes postal."
"You know of the one we seek, the war criminal named Okoukou?" Captain Kirk demanded.
The red-head puffed out his skinny chest proudly. "Know him? Man, I'm his best friend. He's the quarterback for the Shinra High Spartans, and I'm their winger. He never used to date nothing but cheerleaders till Julia came along. Lucky dog; that girl is one of a kind. Of course, he's been in a medically induced coma for the last three years. Some kind of brain trauma. Nobody knows what happened. Julia disappeared round about then too. Professor Tseng sent us to find her. He's pretty cool, for a prof, and she's his little sister. Well, adopted little sister. Actually, he kidnapped her. But who wouldn't - I mean, look at her. Isn't she just totally irresistible - "
"For God sake's, Jim, we haven't got time for this," snarled Bones. "Kill them and let's move on."
"That would be illogical," Spock intervened. "Since these are the only two individuals amongst us who may actually know their way around this imbroglio."
"Them?" cackled a reedy voice sarcastically from behind them. "Those two couldn't find their way out of a paper bag, not even if it had "This Way Out" printed on large letters inside it and they were carrying GPS's."
The crew of the Enterprise turned around to find Lieutenant Uhura looking at them oddly. Only it wasn't Lieutenant Uhura. Her face had changed. The eerie light from the monitor was glowing from under her skin, projecting the features of a scientist. Jim Kirk knew the spirit that possessed her was a scientist, because he had long greasy dark hair, a high shiny forehead, and wore glasses.
"Heh, heh," smirked the scientist. "There are so many frivolous things in this world... aren't there, Captain James T Kirk?"
"Omigod!" cried Reno and Rude in unison, clutching each other in fear. "Professor Okoukou!!!!"
..... to be continued by somebody (anybody) else...
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Super Mario
IT'S A ME!
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Amazing...!! SIMPLY BREATH TAKING!!!!
Unlucky
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
So we're finally introduced to Rude, Reno Tarshil Vega, and the original Okokou Didn't see that coming!
Spot on, Ryu!
^The last one totally sounds like 'Okokou', lol
BTW the uploader's name is Marcelouku... coincidence?
Didn't see that coming!Spot on, Ryu!
^The last one totally sounds like 'Okokou', lol
BTW the uploader's name is Marcelouku... coincidence?
Captain Jack Harkness
not a out-of-bounds guy
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- 4nn4-chan, Loras Tyrell, Loki
simply amazing. thanks guys
i want the next charapter.
P.S: reno and rude would have said "Professor OKOKOU!". it would be really funny
i want the next charapter.P.S: reno and rude would have said "Professor OKOKOU!". it would be really funny
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LicoriceAllsorts
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P.S: reno and rude would have said "Professor OKOKOU!". it would be really funny
Fixed.
BTW, you don't have to wait for the next chapter. You can write it.
Captain Jack Harkness
not a out-of-bounds guy
- AKA
- 4nn4-chan, Loras Tyrell, Loki
i'm not good enough, and i don't know so much about Star trek
Octo
KULT OF KERMITU
- AKA
- Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
i'm not good enough, and i don't know so much about Star trek
You don't have to be good, thats kind of the point
You can be as nonsensical as you like, and don't worry about not knowing Star Trek - its not like Sephirothslave knew FFVII is it?
LicoriceAllsorts
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Exactly! Just make it up!
I think Mumble and I were both hoping that as many people as possible would have a go, silliness piled on silliness.
I think Mumble and I were both hoping that as many people as possible would have a go, silliness piled on silliness.
Captain Jack Harkness
not a out-of-bounds guy
- AKA
- 4nn4-chan, Loras Tyrell, Loki
ok, so let me think 
Tsunami Shijo
Detective, Oni Exterminator
- AKA
- (was) Ruckasck, Jihl Nabaat, Tia Noto Yoko
So I randomly felt like posting some classic Slave quotes, perhaps to serve as... umm, hatespiration I guess?
On a SephirothxAerith fanfiction:
On a SephirothxTifa fanfiction:
On Summoner_Yuna:
And a personal favorite,
Her reaction to the spork and criticism:
Full reaction can be found on her short-lived TUMBLR.
On a SephirothxAerith fanfiction:
Sephirothslave said:
On a SephirothxTifa fanfiction:
On pairing characters with Sephiroth:Sephirothslave said:
On drawing Sephiroth:Sephirothslave said:
On killing off one of her characters in Shinra SOLDIER and getting depressed over it and crying:Sephirothslave said:
On being an unoriginal fuckwad:Sephirothslave said:
Sephirothslave said:
On Summoner_Yuna:
Sephirothslave said:
And a personal favorite,
Her reaction to the spork and criticism:
Sephirothslave said:
Full reaction can be found on her short-lived TUMBLR.
Tsunami Shijo
Detective, Oni Exterminator
- AKA
- (was) Ruckasck, Jihl Nabaat, Tia Noto Yoko
I saw her dA account and her article in ED. The girl is batshit crazy, and the fact that she keeps posting stuff from her personal life is outright feeding trolls and haters. Haven't she had enough yet?
We're pretty sure she secretly loves the attention.
Octo
KULT OF KERMITU
- AKA
- Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
Yes, yes you absolutely do. And that person has the right to ignore that criticism
Also, lol@ the most egregious misuse of the word 'meek' what is meek about her?
Does she include herself/Juliasue in this?
a) why does she think Aerith is a whore?
b) the only part of canon she has right is about Sephiroth not being linked romantically with anyone - yet she contradicts this herself
c) what does she have against violets?
Tsunami Shijo
Detective, Oni Exterminator
- AKA
- (was) Ruckasck, Jihl Nabaat, Tia Noto Yoko
Her whole rant on her TUMBLR is pretty hilarious. Basically she says that if you can't draw or write, you don't have the right to criticize or voice your opinion about art or writing. Using her logic, anyone that has never made a movie has no right to have an opinion about a movie. Anyone who has never written a story has no right to like or dislike a novel. Anyone who cannot draw has no right to critique someone else's artwork.Yes, yes you absolutely do. And that person has the right to ignore that criticism
Also, lol@ the most egregious misuse of the word 'meek' what is meek about her?
Of course, I'm sure she doesn't mind the blind praise from the fanfiction fans who don't write fafiction themselves.
Oh I love this, it's my second favorite:
Sephirothslave said:
Oh she's not subtly comparing herself to Tolkien at all!!!
But seriously, this bitch has obviously never read Tolkien and knows nothing about him. His first drafts would not have been on the abysmal level of her horrid fanfiction because he did not write them as shallow self-fulfilling fantasies when he was a adolescent. He was a fucking Professor in Languages and had traveled the world and was incredibly well educated by the time he began writing the Silmarillion, much less The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.
Sephirothslave said:
One, if it was a first draft, she shouldn't have fucking put it online. First drafts are the rough sketches of stories, and you don't turn in a first draft to a publishing company, you give it to your editor then you and your editor spend weeks or years revising it. Two, those stories are not, in any way shape or form, NOVELS. They are FANFICTON. Just because she made them incredibly long winded means absolutely nothing, but she still chooses to admit that they were terrible in the same sentence that she declares that they are something as lofty as a novel.
Of course, with crap like Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey getting publication, and genres like Harlequin Romance novels constantly clogging up bookstores, writing a novel isn't exactly a big deal either.
LOL I wish. She does love shooting herself in the foot!
She seems to despise Aerith for no other reason that Aerith is kind, cheerful, and wears pink (never mind that she also wears green, ochre, red, and including Crisis Core, white and blue). Whenever she's asked about Aerith and why she hates her, Slave always replies with something really vague and usually never makes sense. Sure she hates pretty much every character in FFVII because they all fought against Sephiroth (no shit, he was the main villain!), but she seems to hold a special place in her hateful little black goth heart for Aerith.
I think she just hates her for being so cheery and delightful in the face of her own tragic past. You have to be psychotic and broken if you have a tragic past! Just like her beloved Woobieroth.
And I'm pretty sure she hates violets (she cant even spell "violet" correctly!) because they are flowers and pretty and cheerful full of life and not black and deathy doomy
Never mind that Aerith doesn't actually sell violets...
Unlucky
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
She hates EVERYONE from the FFVII universe except her astral boyfriend Sephiroth. You can tell by the way she's written them in her fanfic. Oh.. but she seems to have a fondness for Tseng, making him her adoptive brother and all... although he might just be a used as a plot device so she can spill all the details of her past since he barely appears in it!
And she adores her OC's as much as she hates everyone! Correct me if I'm wrong, but
And she adores her OC's as much as she hates everyone! Correct me if I'm wrong, but
isn't KOROKOU (lol!) her male OC who she decides to kill? And then she claims to be depressed after having done it?
Tsunami Shijo
Detective, Oni Exterminator
- AKA
- (was) Ruckasck, Jihl Nabaat, Tia Noto Yoko
Tseng is pretty much one of the only other characters aside from Sephiroth she actually portrays in a positive light. Or attempts to, anyway.
And yes, it was
totally Korokou she actually cried over when she killed him off in her stupid fic. The blonde-haired Zack who doesn't do ANYTHING OF NOTE in the story.