Stephen King pwns Stephenie Meyer FGJ (Now the general "Twilight Sucks" thread)

[DrakeClawfang]

Loving the new thread title. I have suggestions for further renaming.

"Twilight - Memoirs of a Klutzy Statuephile"
"Twilight - First Vampires, Tomorrow, Mermaids"
"Twilight - The Eleventh Plague"
"Twilight - When Drugs Just Don't Do It For You Anymore"
"Twilight - To Inspire the Fanfic Author In All of Us"

 

[Max Payne]

Nothing wrong with faggots

No but there's something very wrong when a supposedly straight guy looks gayer than the real homosexuals.

 

[Channy]

Then there's something very wrong with a lot of the world because this isn't the first time it happened.

Also, rly digging this title "Twilight - To Inspire the Fanfic Author In All of Us"

 

[Max Payne]

Who the hell said it was the first time? A lot of the so called male idols upheld by young females in the country have looks incredibly gay.

 

[Channy]

Well no one... I dunno why I brought it up.

Yeah, seems like the big manly man look isn't all that in anymore.

 

[Max Payne]

Anymore? There's always been a crowd of women who've preferred effeminate men. Tis nothing new.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

Who the hell said it was the first time? A lot of the so called male idols upheld by young females in the country have looks incredibly gay.

With regards to Rob Pattinson, normally he's kinda cute, but when I saw him done up like Edward he looked nasty. If that's what Eddy looks like, he's a far cry from "Adonis".

 

[Max Payne]

 

[Channy]

So I watched Twilight last night. It was on my disk of chick flicks and I cba to watch it before so I let it go after Sex and the City. It was a little easier to watch without my bf and bestfriend on both side of me, lolling at the fact that Jacob's almost my ex.

I'll just say that it rekindled my love affair of hatred over Kristen Stewart as an actress.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I'll just say that it rekindled my love affair of hatred over Kristen Stewart as an actress.

Akshully, I like her in The Cake Eaters.

 

[Channy]

I haven't seen her in anything else except for The Panic Room, and she looks exactly the same as she does now. The girl is incapable of a genuine smile. And for a movie about being so inlove with someone, you'd think you'd look a little less constipated and a little more infatuated.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

In The Cake Eaters she plays someone with Friedreich's ataxia, so she doesn't need to worry about expressions so much.

 

[Channy]

HRM I WONDER WHY

 

[DrakeClawfang]

She's the female incarnation of Keanu Reeves.