You're fucking lying. Stop. Say sike right now. LOL there's no way.
Dialogue is a bit weird sounding, but I'm hoping that's just from the trailers and it'll sound better in-game. That happens sometimes.
I'm willing to give the game a try, especially since the combat looks appropriately dark, violent and action focused. It opens up a new feel for combat in FF that's not been seen before. If it can pull it off, this would be a cool side thing to play. It's definitely not main entry material, but it's not meant to be.
FF Origin wishes it looked that cool