Now that we're stuck with him as the choice, I could theoretically imagine him doing a decent Mario voice if he does a Martinet impression. But I'm only forced to think that because this is the reality we live in: where Chris Pratt is Super Mario
There are some alright picks. Anna Taylor Joy is probably the best cast out of all of them. But as a whole? Man, we really have to get over this whole "animated features need A listers or else no one will see it" mentality. Are people at large really going to the theaters to see Chris Pratt? Or are they going to see Super Mario?
I fucking took a nap and woke up in a damn Twilight Zone episode.
There ain't no way this cast is real. I'm in a fucking joke genjutsu world where Bayonetta 3 fucking exists and the newly announced Mario movie has CHRIS PRATT as MARIO and Keegan-Michael Key as TOAD.
How DARE you, that was a maste--ok, I can't even pretend, that shit was a crime against humanity.will it make me forget that trash live-action movie? I can only hope...
I don't know if it's just me, but every single one of those photos isn't showing. I tried it on my computer and my phone, same result.After hearing that Miyano Mamoru is the Japanese voice for Mario in the movie, I am incredibly interested in watching the Japanese version lmao.
I was in Japan over Thanksgiving and went to Super Nintendo World at Universal Studios in Osaka.
Park area & rides:
Entrance to the Mario Kart 4d ride
Toadette telling me to color match egg colors w/the buttons on the Yoshi ride
Decorations on the Yoshi ride
1up merch store:
The smile on the banana peel feels slightly infuriating ngl
I got a Boo / Teresa headband
Drooping Yoshi cute
(Holder for tappy card - pasmo, suica, etc)
Mario christmas wreath hat
Toad's porcini risotto
Food:
Green shell bun
Yuzu lemonade
Piranha plant caprese
Nintendo World was pretty cute but I went the day before their labor day, so it was pretty packed. You need a timed entry to get in, and no one kicks you out after you get in, soooo.