*pours a tall glass of milk*
I got time to dunk a cookie or two. Come at me.
I'm only an associate member, but I can tell you what I've learned in my time with the institution...
Well, for one, he has hands now. And those hands are always pointing us towards fine booty or bodacious mammaries. And lo, kermitu is good.
In life, often we find ourselves at dark crossroads, with the only light behind us, and no way to know which path will lead us forward, and which will lead us to certain death. With kermitu, you can trust that both hands point to truth, justice, and delicious sexiness. Praise be.