The Cult of Kermitu

[Flare]

BUTT STUFF
BUTT STUFF
BUT STUF
BUY SUUL
BEY SURL
HEY GURL
HEY GURL

 

[Shademp]

ASS ALL DAY

- Book of Kermitu 1:1:1

I COME WITH TRIBUTE

MAY THIS PLEASE THE KERMITU

 

[Joe]

Suddenly this cult doesn't seem that bad...

 

[fancy]

YES, YES, THIS IS EXTREMELY PLEASING TO THE KERMITU YOU ARE BLESSED, CHILD. PRAISE BE!!

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Oh mighty Kermitu, accept my holy offering.

 

[Flare]

Suddenly this cult doesn't seem that bad...

You still have much repenting to do, sir, if you think you can join after dissing the cult like you did initially

Kermitu could welcome your embrace if you showed some more participation in the, ahem, events that helps further the cause.

 

[Octo]

ERM PROBABLY NSFW

Spoiler

 

[fancy]

DID I MENTION KERMITU ALSO HOLDS MAMMARY GLANDS IN HIGH ESTEEM YOU HAVE DONE WELL, OH TRUE ONES.

BEHOLD THESE KERMITUS POINTING TOWARDS DAT ASS IN REVERENCE

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[Remnant-of-VII]

My brain hurts.

 

[lithiumkatana17]

My brain hurts.

ACCEPT THE EMBRACE OF KERMITU, AND HE SHALL SOOTHE YOUR ACHES AND PAINS

 

[Channy]

*hasn't been on in almost 7 days*

*logs on tls*

*reads new threads*

 

[lithiumkatana17]

GTF BACK IN HERE CHANNY

IF ANYONE BELONGS WITH THE KULT OF KERMITU IT'S YOU

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Oh Mighty Kermitu, I bring you another gift, this time of the mammary variety:

 

[SeaDragon]

*reads all the pages

I'm converted.
We're on a mission from Kermitu

 

[Flare]

HAHAHAHAHA YES, YES THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

 

[AvecAloes]

I CLAIM AUTONOMY
I CLAIM AUTONOMY
I CLAIM AUTONOMY
I CLAIM AUTONOMY
I KERM AUTONOMITU
I KERM AUTONOMITU
I KERMITU
KERMITU

 

[lithiumkatana17]

FUCK YES AVEC

FUCK YES

 

[AvecAloes]

 

[JechtShotMK9]

I like ass.

I like frogs.

The lack of Wednesday Frog in the Discord is keeping me down.

Will this Kult fill the void?

 

[trash panda]

This is what I come back to??? Blasphemers!
I for one still follow the teachings of our great lord and savior, Cucuy Galleta.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

This is what I come back to??? Blasphemers!
I for one still follow the teachings of our great lord and savior, Cucuy Galleta.

Them's fighting words.

 

[trash panda]

*pours a tall glass of milk*

I got time to dunk a cookie or two. Come at me.

 

[demonwolf]

Because from time to time I need a good laugh.

Praise the cultists of Kermitu.

 

[Ite]

*pours a tall glass of milk*

I got time to dunk a cookie or two. Come at me.

I'm only an associate member, but I can tell you what I've learned in my time with the institution...

Well, for one, he has hands now. And those hands are always pointing us towards fine booty or bodacious mammaries. And lo, kermitu is good.

In life, often we find ourselves at dark crossroads, with the only light behind us, and no way to know which path will lead us forward, and which will lead us to certain death. With kermitu, you can trust that both hands point to truth, justice, and delicious sexiness. Praise be.

 

[AvecAloes]

PRAISE BE.