Tbh I'm just disappointed in Flare's signature.
This is missing an easy pun. For that reason, I'm out.When you commit to the Kermitu
"And lo! Beware of the one called Cthulhu (the Deciever)
Who would veer you from the path of Kermitu with his words
Streaked in a terrible red!
And the False Ones will crumble under the weight of his fury and might
Whilst the True Ones will rise
With the glow of Kermitu's Light
With a mighty cry of the Deceiver's most loathed words!:
IA! IA! KERMITU FHTAGN!
Yeah, well you missed several puns last night when we straight talked about the crimes we were kermitting against TLS.
The ass is sacred to us. Some interpret that Kermitu's hand is pointing towards a fine, sacred ass in the scriptures.