The Final Fantasy VII LTD Thread (Round 4)

[Ryushikaze]

I'm glad the leader- if there is one- has no actual power. I certainly wouldn't listen to one. I'd even consider disregarding myself if it were me. Which it never was.

And Jem is on vacation.

Yes.... vacation...

 

[Celes Chere]

BTW apparently Ryu is our leader

Duh! Haven't you seen the cult club, "Ryu the boob loving Cloti"? ALL HAIL RYU, LORD AND MASTER.

 

[crack]

Leaders?

Fuck that.

 

[Strangelove]

leader talk

you're all a bunch of fucking traitors.

after all the lies i spun for you people.

 

[Zee]

ITT: Ryu will eventually break down and use his position to ask for nudes, while Vendel is still confirmed for 30 year old virgin.

 

[Ryushikaze]

What position? I have, need, nor use no such position.

What asking? I DEMAND!

Breaking down? Pfah.

 

[crack]

Ryu's too cool for a meltdown.

 

[Vendel]

ITT: Ryu will eventually break down and use his position to ask for nudes, while Vendel is still confirmed for 30 year old virgin.

I normally prefer my virgins a little younger. 18-24 range. Unless you are offering yourself up?

Just be gone by morning. And leave the money on the bed.

 

[Joker]

I have come to the conclusion that the true message of FFVII is bestiality.

Discuss.

 

[Celes Chere]

Indeed, look at this orgy:

Spoiler

And of course:

Egads!

 

[Joker]

Let's not forget that red = pink = hero, and that means that Aerith is tied to the hero, which is obv Red XIII.

 

[Celes Chere]

When Aerith dies, he talks about her with such fondness on how she used to 'pet' him. I can see there is clearly something going on.

 

[Joker]

And how about the way they first met?

 

[Celes Chere]

O rite! It was destiny. They would have mated if it weren't for that meddling FFVII cast!

 

[crack]

You know what? Screw the LTD and bestiality.

I WANT TO SHIP REAL PEOPLE

Tiff x Wakeen ftw.

 

[Celes Chere]

Shizuo x Izaya! Wat, they're real.

 

[crack]

i liek those high heels

THOSE ARE TRAPS. UNACCEPTABLE.

 

[Celes Chere]

But accurate in a way! Look how fucking anorexic Izzy is.

WELL... ON THE BRIGHT SIDE... I THOUGHT YOU LIKED YURI

 

[Joker]

Yes, but yuri + crossdressing = !yuri

 

[Madame Mayor]

You know what? Screw the LTD and bestiality.

I WANT TO SHIP REAL PEOPLE

Tiff x Wakeen ftw.

Oooh, one of my favourite ships, even though it's not completely canon because it was stated many LTD threads ago that BaltheaxTiff is teh canonz.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

TiffMeg is my otp which is really just another way of saying TiffxWakeen.

But I also liek AkixSpencer.

 

[Joker]

HAY U GAIZ ARE OFF TOPIC AND THAT BESTIALITY THING WAS TOTALLY OBVIOUSLY THE CANON SHIP

And I totally ship the hell out of TiffMeg. But I could be biased.

 

[Ryushikaze]

You are. You have a vested interested in the pair. A selfish one, you could say.

 

[Madame Mayor]

HAY U GAIZ ARE OFF TOPIC AND THAT BESTIALITY THING WAS TOTALLY OBVIOUSLY THE CANON SHIP

And I totally ship the hell out of TiffMeg. But I could be biased.

I wanna see fanarts of this couple.

 

[Dashell]

Imma tease you guys for a moment:

クラウドへの幼なじみを超えた複雑な想いは、 クラウドの持つ内面的なトラウマを解きほぐしていく

Her complicated feelings for Cloud that go beyond that of childhood friend solves and loosens his internal trauma.

Nothing we didn't already know but I think it's neat.