The Final Fantasy VII LTD Thread (Round 4)

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Omg, I gotta get outta here.
"Oh my god!" Hito shouted, dropping the groceries he was holding. "What are you doing Mako!?"

Mako blushed in an instant, grabbing for his trousers and hopping on the floor with one leg as he made a vain attempt to compose himself with the little dignity he had left. "I swear, it was only for five minutes!"

Hito stared at the computer screen before shaking his head. "Fanfiction, really Mako?"

He looked down ashamedly. "To be fair, it was about us...."

"We're not even having sex in this one! And it looks like it was written by some ten year old girl! And didn't you just reply to them with that stupid gif of you supposedly being 'disturbed?'"

Mako did not say anything, but simply buried his head between his arms and sighed. Hito would never let him live this down.



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Vendel

Banned
Are you fucking kidding me?

You tell me.

What's funny here is that you actually stalked 6-year-old posts of mine on a completely different forum than this,

And here we have yet more melodrama. I "stalked" your old post now is it? Lord knows I couldn't have run across it while amusing myself reading old threads on public forum.

And the name probably stuck out because you were bitching yet again about the mean ole cloti's. So once again you are directly responsable for the thing that is giving you a fit. Poor stupid child.

And you are in rare company wanting Nomora dead. Even in the C/A community. I salute you.

and all of the same idiots I've been arguing with for the last 5 pages actually thanked you. I mean, really? You guys thank Vendel's creepy stalker tactics and then wonder why I think you're every bit as bad as the lunatic end of the C/A fandom?

You can join Drake in the loony bin if you want.

holy christ, you guys are so dense. I'm done arguing about the backpedaling, the douchebaggery (ACF Faith actually had a reputation for launching personal attacks based on pairing, THAT is sad), and just the old days in general.

No more bitching from you? Please no, don't. I mean we all will miss it so much.

You guys will never listen to Zee, myself,

What? Could you repeat that?

i was done with this conversation 6 pages ago anyways, so eat my dick.

And yet you just keep posting.
 

Winter

8ad 8r8k
AKA
oddishness, like vines, azula, femshep, winter
keep taking yourself seriously, vendel.

the rest of us are laughing.
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
"Oh my god!" Hito shouted, dropping the groceries he was holding. "What are you doing Mako!?"

Mako blushed in an instant, grabbing for his trousers and hopping on the floor with one leg as he made a vain attempt to compose himself with the little dignity he had left. "I swear, it was only for five minutes!"

Hito stared at the computer screen before shaking his head. "Fanfiction, really Mako?"

He looked down ashamedly. "To be fair, it was about us...."

"We're not even having sex in this one! And it looks like it was written by some ten year old girl! And didn't you just reply to them with that stupid gif of you supposedly being 'disturbed?'"

Mako did not say anything, but simply buried his head between his arms and sighed. Hito would never let him live this down.



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N-NO!!!! NO!!!! I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED LIKE THIS!
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
It was past twilight and into night, but between the icy curve of the half-moon and the swollen glowering light of TEH LIFESTREAM. NET FORUMS, they could see clearly to undress, to watch each other. The night was too cold for nakedness to be very comfortable, but they stripped anyway, leaving silk and leather and fur in a pile and stretching out on the soft grass. Crack hadn't changed much, not even since that first time that Tiff had seen her hunting deer&#8212;miles and eons ago&#8212;and had seen her strong and wild and lean and thought, helplessly, Oh, I love you. It didn't seem right that so much could change and yet so little change could mark itself on her body.

The wind drew goosebumps along Tiff's arms and back and made sharp points of her nipples, and though she didn't complain Crack noticed; she reversed the path she'd been kissing down from clavicle to belly, back up so that they were twined together, body to body and mouth to mouth and sharing heat and breath back and forth. In contrast with the vegetal cool of the grass against her back, Crack's body burned furnace-hot, her hands chased fire down Tiff's spine, her mouth dragged a blazing path up the side of Tiff's throat.

It took some squirming to find a good position, between the height difference and their mutual disinclination to let go even for a few seconds, but finally there, there, there, with Crack's thigh between her legs and her mons rubbing urgently against Crack's, breathing sighs that turned to moans and moans to little cries, incoherent fragments. She'd always been the more vocal one and she heard herself without any shame, saying oh that's good, and yes, there, and Crack, just&#8212;yes, like that, good, good, good&#8212;. While somehow Crack managed to say just as much just by breathing Tiff into her hair.

It went slower than the first time, which, of course it did, it could hardly have gone faster. Tiff writhed and writhed, felt Crack's lean weight pressing her into the grass, fire and steel, felt the soft weight of Crack's breast in one hand, the coarse strands of Crack's hair in the other, felt smooth skin beneath her mouth and the rasp of breath in her hair and came, finally, with a whip-snap suddenness that surprised even herself. And as Crack shuddered on top of her and gritted her teeth and hissed Tiff, she slid a hand down.

Whether it had been a handful of weeks or five hundred years didn't matter, she remembered what Crack liked, she remembered to slip just one finger in&#8212;Crack so slick-wet and tight around her&#8212;and curl it and, triggered and lost and gone, Crack quaked and sobbed and came.

They would need to return to camp to sleep. By night the prairie was far too cold to sleep without benefit of fire or proper bedroll. But for now, for a little while, it was enough for Tiff to drape them in her bearskin and wrap them in Crack's silk, curved tight and close and fitted so near one another they jigsawed into one whole.

Nothing had changed and everything had changed, and Tiff kissed Crack's collarbone, her fingertips, her eyelashes and thought that it would be enough. It had to. It had to.
 

Vendel

Banned
Here you go my poor cleriths. And those of you that feel the ass sympathy pains. From your friend Pennywise the Dancing Clown. Use it wisely.

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Winter

8ad 8r8k
AKA
oddishness, like vines, azula, femshep, winter
i wish this was 4chan so that i could just filter your posts

you are so unfunny it makes me cringe
 

Winter

8ad 8r8k
AKA
oddishness, like vines, azula, femshep, winter
not sure if you got the memo, but i'm not 13 anymore

i mean hurr hurr u funny
 

looneymoon

they/them
AKA
Rishi
daisy is so hawt
peach is so overrated
I'd do them both though

Idk I found some pretty awesome Peach/Zelda and Peach/Samus porn. She's pretty hot in that coy-slut sorta way :awesome:.

Zelda is the true prude tho. Lord knows how much life I wasted trying to get panty shots of her in Brawl.

edit; i mean wat
 

null

Mr. Thou
AKA
null
Idk I found some pretty awesome Peach/Zelda and Peach/Samus porn. She's pretty hot in that coy-slut sorta way :awesome:.

Zelda is the true prude tho. Lord knows how much life I wasted trying to get panty shots of her in Brawl.

zelda... oh zelda
my childhood fantasy
excuuuuuuse me princess
 

Winter

8ad 8r8k
AKA
oddishness, like vines, azula, femshep, winter
I filtered him now, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.

something about a guy admitting he spends hours in 6 year old threads on shipping forums for pairings he doesn't even like is amusing in and of itself, even if his sense of humor is shit.

DECISIONS

also, zelda is the hottest video game princess ever unf
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
Zelda/Samus. Go go go go go go go go!

Samus IN Zelda's outfit = Also yes.
 
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