The Final Fantasy VII LTD Thread (Round 4)

[Vendel]

If you're looking for terms to use to refer to Vendel, I have a few choice ones I can offer.

Coming from a melodramatic lunatic like yourself Drak it means so much.

Isn't it about time for you to ragequit the forum again?

 

[Strangelove]

Hey, there's an idea, folks: let's stop talking about the Clerith Fundamentalists and start talking about Mako. Personally, I find that way more fun.

And I would rather ship Mako x Hito, but that's probably because I actually thought they were a couple when I first came here.

If I were into dudes, hito. That's all I'm sayin'.

Discuss meeeee this.

I want to see lists of the number of times I'm mentioned either of you to calculate my affection, and pictures in improbable yin-yang positions.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Discuss meeeee this.

I want to see lists of the number of times I'm mentioned either of you to calculate my affection, and pictures in improbable yin-yang positions.

I've decided to make you my core, hito. I wanted to let you know of that. I’m still thinking of you. And I’ll show you the proof of that as well.

Because as long as you remember me, I can continue to exist. Within the afterlife, and on the surface. Even if my spirit disseminates, even if just one fragment of a memory courses around the planet, in the end I can count on your consciousness to bring me back. Even if there’s something lacking, it doesn’t matter. You will make me complete.

 

[null]

Discuss meeeee this.

I want to see lists of the number of times I'm mentioned either of you to calculate my affection, and pictures in improbable yin-yang positions.

Perhaps you could translate my body language baby.

 

[Ryushikaze]

You do often joke that Aerith 'sold her flower' as joke evidence to counter points of... well idfk. But you do joke about Aerith selling herself as a prostitute, which is essentially the same thing.

Point of order MADAM!

I joke that Aerith sells FLOUR. The woman is a seller of smack, not a peddler of pussy!

And my point with that is that it's ludicrously easy to put negative spin on anything, but it doesn't make it true or remotely sane, and that even Aerith isn't 'immune' if you want to play that game.
Mostly because the few people I do see playing that game are really really pro Aerith.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Point of order MADAM!

I joke that Aerith sells FLOUR. The woman is a seller of smack, not a peddler of pussy!

And my point with that is that it's ludicrously easy to put negative spin on anything, but it doesn't make it true or remotely sane, and that even Aerith isn't 'immune' if you want to play that game.
Mostly because the few people I do see playing that game are really really pro Aerith.

and quite a few people here would get mad if i insinuated that tifa slept around nibelheim in between being worried about cloud and shit

its just funny

 

[Strangelove]

but why don't you ever answer my calls Mako, i thought guys liked it when you nagged them constantly.

Tifa you bitch, i trusted you and you betrayed me

Perhaps you could translate my body language baby.

 

[null]

and quite a few people here would get mad if i insinuated that tifa slept around nibelheim in between being worried about cloud and shit

its just funny

I for one would be thrilled if Tifa started seeing the milkman. Cloud is a fucking douche. (even accounting for ACC)

 

[crack]

I've decided to make you my core, hito. I wanted to let you know of that. I’m still thinking of you. And I’ll show you the proof of that as well.

Because as long as you remember me, I can continue to exist. Within the afterlife, and on the surface. Even if my spirit disseminates, even if just one fragment of a memory courses around the planet, in the end I can count on your consciousness to bring me back. Even if there’s something lacking, it doesn’t matter. You will make me complete.

Somewhere in London, hito was looking at his computer screen with feelings of shock and bewilderment -- and maybe, maybe there were more feelings than just surprise -- but hito wouldn't dare acknowledge it. He had locked off his heart long ago, and he wasn't going to let some Smooth Criminal open any part of it again.

But the desire was still there.

He wasn't worried about how the other members would have reacted. The majority of them would have either taken Mako's post as mindless sarcasm, or casually 'shipped' the two as a joke. But hito could see the truth, and he was pretty sure Mako knew he could as well. It was a desperate love confession on Mako's part, and while hito wanted to tell someone -- anyone, about the truth, he wasn't sure if it was right to drag anyone else in the situation. The more silent he was about it, the more his heart ached to just reach out and tell someone about the past few years, their rocky relationship, and the recent PMs Mako had sent out to him. And what if the truth did eventually come out? What if the members were actually smart enough to discover that the whole time, Mako was madly in love with Hito? What then?

The so-called Hito x Tres shippers would be heartbroken, that was definite. But he supposed it didn't really matter, as the only one who actually shipped him with the other Japanese translating moderator of the forum was some weird girl named Tiff. And there were his fangirls he had to consider, including Vendel, who seemed to reply 's on every other post he made.

But what concerned him the most was Mako himself. Would Mako hate him if Hito confessed to the forum that he was his lover? Their late nights together, calling and laughing and oh god, no, he didn't want that go away. It was something he'd have to keep longer to himself... but maybe one day, Mako would be fine with going out in the public, and telling everyone that they were together. He wasn't sure how long the wait would be, but it would happen.

Hito looked at the thread once more; he supposed he would have to reply, otherwise people would have gotten suspicious. So he posted a few sentences, and finished it off with a fabulous macro.

He smiled. Things were just fine for now.

EDIT: goddamnit, i took too long to write this, i wanted this post featured right after Mako's.

 

[looneymoon]

Class: usually achieved by claiming moral superiority and pretending you are above the butthurt you feel because you don't complain in a public forum, but a dark, pink corner of the internet.

u mad?
It's cool bro, I'm willing to forgive bitchy passive-agressivity from my bb Hardy.

Stay gold, LTD. Continuing to make FFVII fandom shitty since 1997.

can we get married already?

...Can this turn a member-shipping tread?

 

[crack]

...Can this turn a member-shipping tread?

YESSSSSS PLEASE, I'll write more fanfic if it helps.

 

[Winter]

Okay, as glad as I am that the topic of conversation has finally changed, I need to respond to something:

Must have been a different 'oddishness' then. My bad.

Are you fucking kidding me? I haven't even touched my oddishness account in more than 3 years. On top of that, Quex is right, I was probably 13 years old when I made that post.

I've been in this fandom for a long, long time. I made my accounts on ACF and CxA when I was in middle school, and I'm about to start college now. Unlike the ever-so-charming ACF Faith members I can agree that I've done/said/posted dumb things during my stay in this fandom. (although I may have been being sarcastic in that post, it was more than 5 years ago, I can't even remember where or why I posted it).

What's funny here is that you actually stalked 6-year-old posts of mine on a completely different forum than this, and all of the same idiots I've been arguing with for the last 5 pages actually thanked you. I mean, really? You guys thank Vendel's creepy stalker tactics and then wonder why I think you're every bit as bad as the lunatic end of the C/A fandom?

holy christ, you guys are so dense. I'm done arguing about the backpedaling, the douchebaggery (ACF Faith actually had a reputation for launching personal attacks based on pairing, THAT is sad), and just the old days in general.

You guys will never listen to Zee, myself, and the rest of the current LTD crowd just like FF_G will never listen to you. You same handful of people will just keep insisting on the same old shit and thanking each others' posts, and everyone else will just keep being annoyed.

i was done with this conversation 6 pages ago anyways, so eat my dick.

I must reiterate:

I mean, if there's a lunatic nutjob yelling on the street every day, the average joe that screams back at him is either a gigantic asshole, or just as much of a nutjob as the lunatic. I feel like I'm at the point where I have to stick my head out the window and yell at everyone to stfu because I'm trying to enjoy my programs.

BACK ON TOPIC, HITO IS MY HUSBANDO

 

[Celes Chere]

In that spirit, I'll admit my Hitler video was one of the grandest moments of assholery in the course of the LTD. But I'd so do it again.

OH MY GAWD Tres, how could you do such an awful parody? I for one, would never have any part in such a horrible thing. Anyway, Tres, you make like the most sense in the LTD drama thread. BD

&

Cali

yeah. id rather fuck a tube of summer sausage

Never forget. x]

and quite a few people here would get mad if i insinuated that tifa slept around nibelheim in between being worried about cloud and shit

You're going down, bitch.

The so-called Hito x Tres shippers would be heartbroken, that was definite. But he supposed it didn't really matter, as the only one who actually shipped him with the other Japanese translating moderator of the forum was some weird girl named Tiff.

MY SHIP WILL NEVER DIE
THEY ARE BOTH FULL OF BEAUTIFUL LIES
THEY BELONG TOGETHER

Also, if you write the fics, I'll draw the fanart.

 

[Makoeyes987]

I mean, if there's a lunatic nutjob yelling on the street every day, the average joe that screams back at him is either a gigantic asshole, or just as much of a nutjob as the lunatic.

It's the only way you can reach them. When they go on telling you at the top of their lungs, that the fucking CIA is monitoring your thoughts because Barrak Obama is the anti-christ, you tell them to shut the fuck up and that it's not the CIA, but the Department of Homeland Security. Why else would they set up the suspicionless border checkpoints that aren't on the border, hm?

What the fuck? You don't go around letting Y-Rays disseminate misinformation so Hitler can rise from his slumber and flood the world with yogart.

 

[null]

Okay, as glad as I am that the topic of conversation has finally changed, I need to respond to something:


Are you fucking kidding me? I haven't even touched my oddishness account in more than 3 years. On top of that, Quex is right, I was probably 13 years old when I made that post.

I've been in this fandom for a long, long time. I made my accounts on ACF and CxA when I was in middle school, and I'm about to start college now. Unlike the ever-so-charming ACF Faith members I can agree that I've done/said/posted dumb things during my stay in this fandom. (although I may have been being sarcastic in that post, it was more than 5 years ago, I can't even remember where or why I posted it).

What's funny here is that you actually stalked 6-year-old posts of mine on a completely different forum than this, and all of the same idiots I've been arguing with for the last 5 pages actually thanked you. I mean, really? You guys thank Vendel's creepy stalker tactics and then wonder why I think you're every bit as bad as the lunatic end of the C/A fandom?

holy christ, you guys are so dense. I'm done arguing about the backpedaling, the douchebaggery (ACF Faith actually had a reputation for launching personal attacks based on pairing, THAT is sad), and just the old days in general.

You guys will never listen to Zee, myself, and the rest of the current LTD crowd just like FF_G will never listen to you. You same handful of people will just keep insisting on the same old shit and thanking each others' posts, and everyone else will just keep being annoyed.

i was done with this conversation 6 pages ago anyways, so eat my dick.

Are you not entertained?

Is this not why you are here???

 

[looneymoon]

You are all wrong. Mako/Tres is the true canon. Tres is like, the Hermione to Mako's Ron.

 

[Strangelove]

I was just going to say these thread needed fanart <3

YESSSSSS PLEASE, I'll write more fanfic if it helps.

Do eet. That was the best thing to happen to this thread since that one page where people started using haiku again.

BACK ON TOPIC, HITO IS MY HUSBANDO

you know you're the only one for me, bearby

now i've apparently been dumped while tres and mako run off together

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

imo im canon with pretty much everyone

 

[Ryushikaze]

and quite a few people here would get mad if i insinuated that tifa slept around nibelheim in between being worried about cloud and shit

its just funny

You seem to be missing the whole point in re: Aerith the drug pusher. Namely, such shit is FUCKING RETARDED, and I do make an indication of such with comments like 'pull the other one, it's got bells on.'

Without the overt indication, sure, Poe's law.

And Aki, if you insinuate, you do run afoul of Poe, because that's what real Clerith fundies do. You need to hang the lampshade on the whole affair, go a step too far and make it satire. Have Tifa be sleeping around with people like Jessie and Aerith.

 

[crack]

BACK ON TOPIC, HITO IS MY HUSBANDO

Hito was fidgeting again. It was endearing to watch, but Mako didn't like seeing hito suffer.

Mako pulled hito into his arms, kissing his forehead. "Hey, what's wrong babe? You look nervous?"

Hito blinked. "... You noticed?"

"Of course I did," he chuckled, smoothing his fingers over hito's hair. "Are you going to tell me what's wrong, or will I have to make a guess?"

Hito rolled his eyes but smiled. "Not like you ever guess correctly."

"You hurt me," Mako feigned a dramatic gasp and placed his hand on his forehead as if recovering from shock. "I happen to be a very good guesser."

Hito turned over, wrapping his arms around Mako and leaned his head against his chest. "I am nervous. A bit scared, in fact... I, I just don't want anyone getting hurt."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, there's this sweet girl named Winter over at the forums. She's sweet, she really is, but she has the oddest mindset that her and I are... well, married."

There was a long stretch of silence before Mako spoke. "Why would she think that?"

"I don't know," Hito sighed indignantly, twirling Mako's hair with a finger. "But I just don't want her to get the wrong idea when we get married. I mean, she seems pretty infatuated with me... I don't want to break her heart."

"Want me to ban her?"

"No, no! Mako, you can't ban every person who tries to flirt with me. I mean, I still think Tana is holding a grudge after you banned her..."

"Does it look like I give a shit 'bout them?" Mako let out a gruff. "But I won't. Just because you told me not to."

Hito let out a small smile. "Thanks."

"It's no problem," Mako laughed, and laid a kiss on the top of Hito's head. "We'll get through all that together, no matter what happens."

"Yeah," Hito said. "Together."

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY FOR EVER AFTER AND ASUKA INSTEAD FOUND SALVATION WITHIN ZEE

MY SHIP WILL NEVER DIE
THEY ARE BOTH FULL OF BEAUTIFUL LIES
THEY BELONG TOGETHER

Also, if you write the fics, I'll draw the fanart.

I CAN DO THIS. HOT

You are all wrong. Mako/Tres is the true canon. Tres is like, the Hermione to Mako's Ron.

you in danger gurl.

imo im canon with pretty much everyone

but in the end you can only choose one

 

[Winter]

you know you're the only one for me, bearby

now i've apparently been dumped while tres and mako run off together

it's ok, you have me <3

now we need to figure this out since we're both gay

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY FOR EVER AFTER AND ASUKA INSTEAD FOUND SALVATION WITHIN ZEE

HAHAHA oh my god that whole story was amazing ok

 

[Ryushikaze]

it's ok, you have me <3

now we need to figure this out since we're both gay

Unnecessary sex changes for the both of you.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

"I've had no right to lash out at you like I've been doing," Tiff took a deep breath and finally spoke, looking up from her hands but keeping her gaze straightened.


"You were scared," Audball smiled sadly and reached to tuck several strands of hair that had strayed in her eyes back behind her ear. "I know I would be too if someone was trying to take you away from me."


She bowed her head at that, eyes tightening shut again as her guilt continued to get the better of her. Audball frowned at this, but then put on a sly smile and nudged her side.


"And, you know, you never even said what you thought of that girl I was talking about."


Tiff couldn't help but laugh, however short it was.


"She sounds like a jerk to me but if you're up to it."


"I can deal with that," Audball giggled, putting on a flushed smile once Tiff better situated her seating to pull the smaller girl into her lap.


Crack grinned down at her, more than happy to see a lasting smile on her face for the first time that night, and leaned down to impishly bump her head against hers. Tiff held a hand to cradle the back of her head while urging their temples together. They stayed that way for several moments, enjoying and taking in the much yearned for contact of the other. Tiff lifted her head only slightly so that the tips of their noses brushed against each other. With it being clear what her intentions were, she started closer before hesitating.


"May I?" She felt the need to get her consent.


"As if you have to ask, silly."


Pleased with the compliance, she leaned in to catch her lips with her own. It was little more than a peck, at first, with Tiff carefully testing where her limitations lay. Crack wouldn't admit it or bring it up, but Fang was well aware that she was giving the girl her first. When she seemed fairly relaxed, save a small shiver, Tiff furthered the kiss.
Audball grinned sheepishly and rushed to nuzzle into her neck to hide a blushed face. Tiff only smirked and moved to cradle her from there. It was a sweet moment until Crack started to feel a chill biting at her shoulders. Night was descending upon them, as she recalled just how far she'd wandered away to find Tiff.


"We really ought to head back to the village, though, huh?" Crack said with a drawn-out sigh. It was clear she didn't want to.


"I suppose we could," Tiff spoke as if there was another option. "Or we could camp around here for the night. What do you think?"


"Hm, you know, my legs are awfully tired from looking for you all day," she huffed and assaulted her shoulder with a vicious poke. "We might as well."


"Then stop eating so much," Tiff jokingly rolled her eyes and pressed a quick kiss against her head before Crack could retort with anything. She then helped her to her feet and allowed the girl to hit her.


They'd created a camp in a nearby clearing. Tiff had started to make a fire but was pushed aside when Crack insisted on doing it. Over half an hour later, she'd managed to get it going. Tiff had the warmth under control, having carried a satchel consisting of a couple of blankets with her. She hadn't planned on returning to the village that night to begin with.


Once everything was in order, Crack sauntered over to Tiff and nestled as closely as she could into her hold. Smiling contentedly, Tiff draped her cloak around them both, then resting her chin atop her head and gradually closed her eyes. She was quite pleased with how the evening had turned in her favor, and that she wouldn't be sleeping alone tonight.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Hito was fidgeting again. It was endearing to watch, but Mako didn't like seeing hito suffer.

Mako pulled hito into his arms, kissing his forehead. "Hey, what's wrong babe? You look nervous?"

Hito blinked. "... You noticed?"

"Of course I did," he chuckled, smoothing his fingers over hito's hair. "Are you going to tell me what's wrong, or will I have to make a guess?"

Hito rolled his eyes but smiled. "Not like you ever guess correctly."

"You hurt me," Mako feigned a dramatic gasp and placed his hand on his forehead as if recovering from shock. "I happen to be a very good guesser."

Hito turned over, wrapping his arms around Mako and leaned his head against his chest. "I am nervous. A bit scared, in fact... I, I just don't want anyone getting hurt."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, there's this sweet girl named Winter over at the forums. She's sweet, she really is, but she has the oddest mindset that her and I are... well, married."

There was a long stretch of silence before Mako spoke. "Why would she think that?"

"I don't know," Hito sighed indignantly, twirling Mako's hair with a finger. "But I just don't want her to get the wrong idea when we get married. I mean, she seems pretty infatuated with me... I don't want to break her heart."

"Want me to ban her?"

"No, no! Mako, you can't ban every person who tries to flirt with me. I mean, I still think Tana is holding a grudge after you banned her..."

"Does it look like I give a shit 'bout them?" Mako let out a gruff. "But I won't. Just because you told me not to."

Hito let out a small smile. "Thanks."

"It's no problem," Mako laughed, and laid a kiss on the top of Hito's head. "We'll get through all that together, no matter what happens."

"Yeah," Hito said. "Together."

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY FOR EVER AFTER AND ASUKA INSTEAD FOUND SALVATION WITHIN ZEE


I CAN DO THIS. HOT


you in danger gurl.


but in the end you can only choose one

Omg, I gotta get outta here.

 

[looneymoon]

now we need to figure this out since we're both gay

You guys can be like Luigi and Daisy.

Because I swear to god those two are both flaming.