The First Epic LTD of TLS forums

[Dashell]

Okay not gonna read the mist part, I wanna do that myself... but thanks

Cloud parked the bike. And got off

PERIOD FAIL!

but as soon as it did, she'd snuck her face under his ear and nibbled on his throat.

Wow Aerith is a vicious bitch.

He could've been with her months and years ago if only he'd...he catches himself,

TENSE FAIL!

Chocobo head can't escape her now!

The fuck?

Amd she started to take it off of him

SPELLING FAIL

If this is what an unnatural union felt like, he'd rather not bother with natural unions.

LOL I read that as onions XD

it flowed down her back like a chestnut wave.

What the fuck does that mean?

she didn't think she'd have hormones now that she was a spirit,

no fucking comment

and her lips rubbed it as her head bobbed in and out.

Her head bobbed in and out of what?

Speaking of cumming,

Uhm we weren't.

Face to chest with her.

SENTENCE FAIL!

She moaned with satisfaction, and gasped out, "And if you ever mistake me for your mom again, I'm going to smack you."

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL? What the fucking hell?
What the ... oh my god...
oh god... laughing... okay... what the fuck?... no really dude seriously XD

oh god

and she felt she was more then ready to have him finish her off before finishing the lovemaking process.

Can't, she's all ready dead.

The logical opposite of her sucking him off.

The fuck?

He thought there'd be a barrier there he couldn't go beyond, but Aerith, though virgin, didn't have such things in her spirit form.

Spirits don't have hymens, got it.


...
ARUGH ROB WHY THE HELL DO YOU COME IN HERE EVERY FUCKING TIME I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE
okay he's gone...

she shuddered, convulsed, and let him have it.

Uhm have ... what?

and her spirit coated him with more of the lifestream varient that made up her orgasms now.

That is the worst line in this fanfic...

She was only sorry she couldn't bear him children as a spirit, or she'd have been hoping for one.

I stand corrected...

THE END

And that's the BEST line of the fanfic =D


plot aside, it's not the worst sex fic I ever read. Probably wouldn't have even been that bad had Aerith not been a spirit. Still... it's something I can't unread but I'm a masochist so I enjoyed it none the less

 

[Fairheartstrife]

My EYES!! Oh, God above, my eyes!!! THEY BURN!!

He thought there'd be a barrier there he couldn't go beyond, but Aerith, though virgin having already fucked Zack senseless, repeatedly in life and in death, didn't have such things in her spirit form.

fixxxed

 

[Splintered]

 

[Celes Chere]

Max: Dude... Is Cloud getting buttraped? By a ghost? By AERITH'S ghost?

Lol.

It wasn't long before she felt something hard poking at her.

Also, so descriptive. CLASS A WRITING.

Edit: Why is Cloud so fucking stupid in that fanfic?

 

[Dashell]

Guys I wrote a story, see?

Spoiler

Oen day Cloud was riding his bike and he stopped at the flower felds. ITifa called him on his phoen and he sayd to himself, "Goddam I hate that focking bich!" Instead of ansering it he threw it on the grund a and stepped on it until it broek!

"HAHA!" Cloud loled, "now you cant call me stopid girl!"

He began to wakl thro the fields and then to his surpize he saw Aerith!

"Hi Cloud, wanan fock?" she asked.

"uh yeah I do cuz I hate Tifa, but I don't know how and how are you soild?"

"I can becum solid becuz you love me. Only people who truly love me can make me be solid!"

"oh" Cloud said then, "But what do I do for sex? Ive neevr even seen boobs!"

Aerith took her close off, "See?"

"Oh!" Cloud smiled!

Then Cloud took his close off and they roled arund in teh floours! It was nice.

Then Tifa came by and was like, "WTF Cloud I thought you loeved me?"

Cloud said, "GRR no I HATE YOU! U bullied me as a kid, I hate you!" ad he punched her.

Just then Aerith used a new limit break, bitch smash to kill Tifa! Cloud and Aertih cheered and lived on to have many spirt children and sex.

The end

Also, Tifa doesn't deserve Cloud, she can't even keep a job

 

[Dashell]

Were you guys thanking me before or after I made the edit?

I didn't think the story was funny so I took it down... should I put it back up?

 

[Hinata Hyuga]

I loved the story! Leave it up dar!

YES.

 

[Dashell]

Okay I put it back up. I just re read it and was like "That was really stupid"... but okay if people like it.

 

[Celes Chere]

O lol.

They rolled around on the floor.

 

[Hinata Hyuga]

I love Aerith's new limit break.

She came up with and perfected it in the Lifestream. Aerith is srs bizznizz.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Ryu, what are you doing to these poor kids, giving them links like that. No one needs to read that... it's hardly lulz worthy there's so much fail.

 

[Strangelove]

Phone in CoD: It is incoming calls. Just to clarify

You're all queers.

And I say that with love

Mako is nice,
But he does swear a lot.
Bugger, that didn't rhyme.
Wait, no, I meant to do that.
Really.

I don't know what truth or dare thing people are talking about, my posts were born from my love of poetry and Mako. And I seriously mean that, I've never used a shoutbox in my life.

But you're all a bunch of bastards for destroying my dream with your 'normal writing'. Or less. I make a work of art and you follow it up with Spirit bloody Lover?

夢破れ
元通りにか？
詩作れよ

That's right. You don't even get English now.

Just think about it with an open mind.

Some of these suggestions, I would think that 'open mind' involved a scalpel.


But this thread needs more literary works until something new happens.

Witness to Spirit Lover

I walked along a verdant field of green
Starred by flowers of yellow
When suddenly I encountered a sight like I had never seen
There lied a man and a woman, a duo
All the way out here? What's up with that?
For no reason, here's a lolcat

From my vantage I could only see a pink ribbon
Floating several metres from the ground
But then I heard, being undone, an button
(For I am blessed with a remarkable sensitivity to sound)
Curious, I stealth toward the mysterious pair
And you'll shit sparkles when you hear what I saw there

Right there! In the field! It was a ghost!
(Though she appeared quite solid)
But what she was doing shocked me the most
And the dreadful scene was portrayed in a manner most vivid
It was some kind of ectoplasmic coitus
Like some ghostly version of a video with that whore Paris

Watching the sight made me sicker than I'd ever been
The architect of this event must be an odd fellow
Reader, be glad this is not a visual format
Thankfully, they seemed to be nearing the end of their session
But that, dear reader, was where the worst was to be found
A sickening spray filled the air
And out, I was most certainly grossed
Describing it with words no longer seems valid
For this most disturbing work of a literary novice

 

[A]

You have disturbed me
Shattered a part of my soul
We must stop this now​

 

[crack]

Oh shit not again
I don't want to sound dickish
But stop already​

 

[Ryushikaze]

But you're all a bunch of bastards for destroying my dream with your 'normal writing'. Or less. I make a work of art and you follow it up with Spirit bloody Lover?

Hey, My MST of that was a work of art an you know it, man.

夢破れ
元通りにか？
詩作れよ

That's right. You don't even get English now.

We didn't get english in Spirit Lover either.

For this most disturbing work of a literary novice

Somehow that still feels like it might give too much credit.

 

[Strangelove]

I didn't know editing posts removed the thanks

But I couldn't leave an error once I'd seen it.

Now thank me again, since my masterpiece is better than the original

 

[Dashell]

I only thanked you for the cat pic

 

[Strangelove]

I only thanked you for your literary genius

I'm sure that's what you meant to say

 

[Ryushikaze]

I'm sure that's what you meant to say

That IS what she said, Hitobito.

Wait for it. Wait for it...

 

[Ⓐaron]

I didn't know editing posts removed the thanks

It doesn't, vBulletin just doesn't update with the thanks with Quick Edit because the hack isn't that sophisticated. Or something. But if you go back later or F5 the page you'll see they're still there.

 

[Dashell]

That IS what she said, Hitobito.

Wait for it. Wait for it...

No really the cats were cute.

 

[Strangelove]

It doesn't, vBulletin just doesn't update with the thanks with Quick Edit because the hack isn't that sophisticated. Or something. But if you go back later or F5 the page you'll see they're still there.

So it is. I didn't know that either

 

[crack]

 

[Celes Chere]

I HATE THOSE STUPID CATS.

 

[crack]

YEAH WELL THEY HATE YOU TOO