The Love Triangle of FFVII Part IV: A New Hope

[EX_SOLDIER]

So you're saying Tifa's a necrophiliac?

Lesbian zombie sex...

Spoiler: Hmmm....

Whoa, intense. Tifa being a necro. That's just wrong.

 

[Tennyo]

Only Cloud can be a necro. I mean come on. Aerith, Zack, Sephiroth, the dude's got it made.

 

[EX_SOLDIER]

Only Cloud can be a necro. I mean come on. Aerith, Zack, Sephiroth, the dude's got it made.

kind of funny if you ask me. Well at least in AC you kind of see Cloud giving Tifa the hey I want you eye and not Aeris. Besides her and Zack are dead together or something. But...it still makes you wonder.

 

[Splintered]

Speak for yourself! I've seen some sad cases. Not just with the LTD, mind you. Fandom in general. Fuck, I've had my moments!

I'm not judging anyone, I'm just chipping it and throwing it out there. Some people really don't know when to stop!

People like arguing. And sometimes people like arguing about trivial matters instead of hot button political issues.

It also helps that this is one of the few topics that you don't have to wait an hour for a reply. There will always be someone who disagrees with you on this subject, it's got a solid for and against group which helps keep it active.

 

[Celes Chere]

is this gay enough

 

[Ryushikaze]

Honestly I don't follow this sort of thing at all but has it occurred to any of you that part of the reason why this debate exists in the first place is because of people from both sides (admittedly, from the Aerith side, but come on. Both sides) that has no experience with social, romantic, sexual, or ANYTHING outside of a video game and anime conventions or whatever? Like Aspergers and shit. Like I think part of this frustration is from people insisting on arguing with retards.

I mean this LTD was probably fun at first but as more and more time goes on shouldn't it be apparent that some of these people are so asinine that perhaps you should devote some of that time elsewhere???

It's because they're so asinine that it's still fun, really.
It's like punching a weeble.

I mean I'm not saying you're not allowed to root for whoever you feel Cloud should be with but there's a point where you have to realize that having a debate about any sort of social construct like RELATIONSHIPS or FRIENDSHIPS, even about fictional characters, is pointless when you're debating with someone with the social adeptness of an extension cord.

Pointless, but amusing.

Right now.

How is that Yaoi? It's Cloud and a man!

No no I'm not saying you aren't allowed to. I'm just saying don't pull your hair out, get frustrated, or be surprised when they persist on being retarded. Like, you can talk to a brick all you want and give it all this logic and arguments and all that, just don't expect it to do the same.

Honestly, I don't. At this point, it's just hilarious.

Spoiler: is this gay enough

No. Again, to be GAY, you have to have two men. And That clearly has Cloud in it.

 

[null]

>comes back to forum
>sees lack of homosexual spamming and actual discussion happening
>my face

Honestly, if you think about it, there's only a few really rabid fans left in the fandom and at this point we pretty much all know them by name. Any other discussion we have here is fairly casual and hardly on topic anyway. It's really more of an FF Chit Chat Thread than anything.

It's been what, 12 years? I think we all know we aren't going to change anyone's mind about the LTD. It's just a fun way to waste time. :3

Wrex.

 

[Zee]

Shepard.

 

[null]

Wrex.

 

[Zee]

Shepard.

 

[Gabranth]

To quote the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, "be excellent to each other".

I think shipping, which this is, is an idle hobby. Like all hobbies, there's no harm in indulging it. But, again like all hobbies, some take it too far.

I support Cloud and Aerith. Now I'm not so egotistical that I think I can bring up a single point that hasn't been debated over for years so I won't. I just ship them and I'm happy doing it.

All I can really say....

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Spoiler: is this gay

 

[DrakeClawfang]

To quote the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, "be excellent to each other".

I think shipping, which this is, is an idle hobby. Like all hobbies, there's no harm in indulging it. But, again like all hobbies, some take it too far.

I support Cloud and Aerith. Now I'm not so egotistical that I think I can bring up a single point that hasn't been debated over for years so I won't. I just ship them and I'm happy doing it.

All I can really say....

Agreed, they are some wise men..."Every rose has its thorn." Now, the issue at hand is if Cloud wants to thorn Aerith or Tifa.

 

[Gabranth]

I'd probably thorn Tifa myself. But Aerith doesn't look so bad in all the updated graphics. I didn't much like her look in FF7, though.

Also to introduce something new to all this, there's an awful lot of Cloud x Yuna on the net.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

FUCK YOU GUYS CLERRA IS CANON

 

[Ryushikaze]

I'd probably thorn Tifa myself. But Aerith doesn't look so bad in all the updated graphics. I didn't much like her look in FF7, though.

Also to introduce something new to all this, there's an awful lot of Cloud x Yuna on the net.

No, that blonde effiminate looking one is Tidus, not Cloud.

FUCK YOU GUYS CLERRA IS CANON

Yes, Clerra. Celes Terra.

 

[Gabranth]

I realize Tidus is not Cloud. See, Tiud is the embodiment of Fail. Cloud is at least pretty sexy.

Also, proof of Cloud x Yuna.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Cloud+Yuna&aq=f

They actually look kinda cute together.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I realize Tidus is not Cloud. See, Tiud is the embodiment of Fail. Cloud is at least pretty sexy.

Also, proof of Cloud x Yuna.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Cloud+Yuna&aq=f

They actually look kinda cute together.

For the record, I was making fun of them, not you.

Seriously, though, cross series shipping is nothing new. I think I recall some LumXRoy Fokker from an ancient fanzine.

 

[Gabranth]

Ah, sorry about that.
I don't understand crossover shipping myself but eh, to each their own.

So since this topic was 97% about who Aerith loves, why couldn't someoen have changed the poll to who Aerith loves? ._. I wanna vote for that.

 

[Celes Chere]

And That clearly has Cloud in it.

That's not Cloud, it's Roxas.

Also, proof of Cloud x Yuna.

LMAO. Type in Yuna x ANYTHING and you will get results. There is a Yuna x Michael Jackson video floating around out there. Then again there's Aerith x Snake, Aerith x Ratchet...

Aerith and Yuna are FF bicycles to the max. At least on Youtube.

 

[Gabranth]

Snake x Aerith?

*strokes non-existent beard*

 

[Ryushikaze]

That's not Cloud, it's Roxas.

It's still not gay...
Roxas is just a woman.

And yes, Snake/Aerith, but Snake/Samus is more common

 

[DrakeClawfang]

FUCK YOU GUYS CLERRA IS CANON

Signed. *points to sig*

 

[Splintered]

That's not Cloud, it's Roxas.



LMAO. Type in Yuna x ANYTHING and you will get results. There is a Yuna x Michael Jackson video floating around out there. Then again there's Aerith x Snake, Aerith x Ratchet...

Aerith and Yuna are FF bicycles to the max. At least on Youtube.

Cloud and Squall would be the other sides of that equation. Although generally, they get shipped together any chance they get.

Ugh, can you imagine. That would be the worst, most depressing, silent brooding lesbian couples ever.

EDIT: Terra is way above this shipping bullshit. No one is good enough for her /tard

 

[Gabranth]

Final Fantasy is all about the There Are No Therapists trope.

Cloud: I really need to talk about this whole my close friend dying and discovering who i really am thing...
Squall: Go talk to a wall.
...
Squall: Sis...come back to me Sis....
Cloud: At least she's still alive ya jackass.