Things that piss you off

[Alessa Gillespie]

fuck y i keep reading things that piss me off.

"IT'S NOT RAPE IF SHE WAS AROUSED/SHE WAS PASSED OUT DRUNK. ALSO WOMEN LIE ABOUT RAPE ALL OF THE TIME SO ITS OKAY."

 

[Elisa Maza]

FUCK NO.

•On the illustrated guide: "My favorite part is the vampire histories. There's a lot there that's new. Alice's (Cullen) back story is one no one has known until now. And I think fans will be surprised at how much fun (Cullen nemesis) Victoria's story is."

•On whether she'll ever write more books about Edward and Bella: "The story's already been told, and I doubt I'll ever write another series based on the same characters."

•On the possibility she'd ever finish Midnight Sun, a Twilight novel told from Edward's viewpoint that she nixed when parts of it were leaked online in 2008: "I'm hoping to do it someday because I know that's what people want. No matter what book I put out from here to eternity they'll want Midnight Sun, but I'm just not writing about vampires right now."

•On an as-yet-untitled book she might publish next: "It's a fantasy that takes place in another world where people are using bows and arrows and swords. There's a little bit of magic, but it's a very limited form of magic. The characters are human, and some have the ability to use magic and some don't. It's pretty dark. People die. The main character is a 17-year-old girl, and she's kind of cool."

•On another book she might complete and publish: "When I was growing up, I was obsessed with mermaids. I do have a very elaborate outline for a book. I'm not working on it right now, but I have the feeling it's going to be big. It's going to be 1,000 pages."

•On the second book in her three-book adult science-fiction series that began with The Host in 2008: "I have the outline written and the first two chapters. I need to get on it."

NOT ONLY DO YOU SOUND LIKE GLORIA FUCKING TESCH WITH YOUR "OOOOOH, IT'S GONNA BE A THOUSAND PAGES SO THAT MAKES IT GOOD!!!" CRAP, BUT WILL YOU STOP FUCKING WRITING ABOUT SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD MARY SUES?????!!!!!!!




*collapse*

 

[Ⓐaron]

^DO NOT WANT

Goddammit Indiana.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

On another book she might complete and publish: "When I was growing up, I was obsessed with mermaids. I do have a very elaborate outline for a book. I'm not working on it right now, but I have the feeling it's going to be big. It's going to be 1,000 pages."

because... her previous 300-500 page books were that great?


ALSO STOP POSTING LINKS TO THINGS THAT SHOE AMERICA CARES MORE ABOUT WHATEVER A CHICK CARRIES IN HER WOMB MORE THAN SAID CHICKS ACTUAL LIFE, AARON

I LIKE TO THINK I MATTER AS A PERSON IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK? ;_;

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

... Dude, I gotta stop looking at this thread when I'm in a good mood. I had nothing to add, but now? THIS^ (two posts up rather than one) I am just about fucking made of rage to hear about this. Seriously, fuck Indiana and anywhere else that decides this is a good idea.

Edit: Obviously this was in reference to aron's post, not the good Princess'. But, she got her reply in first, so now the "THIS^" is not pointing at the right place. So, changed it

 

[Ghost X]

- I got to write a 2-3 page report. I have written 2 pages, and need a couple more paragraphs to be sure I've done the required amount, but I've literally juiced all the information I have for all its worth, and am having difficulty finding more. Luckily I've got about a month to go to complete it.

- I thought I was in the clear in another module I'm studying, as the lecturer said there was only a test at the end to worry about, but last class I am reminded there are 3 case studies to complete before next month. Argh.

 

[Super Mario]

I just realize 3 innocent people from my country (philippines) were sentenced to death in china and died for crimes they didn't commit. Some fucked up justice they got there.

 

[Lelouch]

^Hurts me. . when people don't see any effort of our president. Gee. .well should media be blamed? What more annoys me, is. .a lot of chinese people have already been caught for illegal possession of drugs and cocaine -which they have been selling for shit. and guess what? all they have for punishment is a night in jail. FUCK.

 

[Kobato]

aside from my less than stellar view of Christianity, do you actually think that within your lifetime the rapture will occur and you are anticipating it or do you think that it'll happen when it happens.

Well it says in the bible that the end will come like a thief that robs you in the night, so it basically says that it will be totally unexpected. So the answer is, I don't know when the Rapture is going to occur. It will happen when it happens. Though with all this strange weather, earthquakes, tornadoes, flood, mudslides, etc I am a little on edge than normal. Hope that answers your question. Also I don't go to church, I lie, I don't read the bible, I lust over men and women ( I'm Bi ) and wear slutty/ suggestive clothing. So if the rapture does come. I am expecting to be left behind.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Dear American politics,

Stop being so crazy. Seriously. Mike Huckabee had better see his presidential aspirations completely dashed because of his most recent crazy remark.

 

[Super Mario]

^Hurts me. . when people don't see any effort of our president. Gee. .well should media be blamed? What more annoys me, is. .a lot of chinese people have already been caught for illegal possession of drugs and cocaine -which they have been selling for shit. and guess what? all they have for punishment is a night in jail. FUCK.

If it was up to me, I'd say death by firing squad to up the ante. Pshhh, if they want to be ruthless, let's show em how even more ruthless we are. =/

And those who died were framed for fuck's sake.

 

[Joker]

Drove an hour and a half to see my friends get married. That wasn't a big deal.

The problem came when I left to come home. Rather than get on the tollway, I decided to take the somewhat slower but free route through an area I'm familiar with. I then somehow go lost two streets down from the major road I know well, and ended up several miles away from my destination, driving way too far to the south and a bit east. (as in, it took me two and a half hours to get home)

sigh

 

[Ⓐaron]

Fox executive admits he knew the "Obama's a socialist" meme was complete horseshit when he pushed it, then says he doesn't regret doing it because "it was a main point of discussion on all the channels, in all the media".

I can't even. Just. Fuck everything. Why is this even considered acceptable conduct anywhere? There was a time when any asshat that admitted to pulling shit like this would have been fired.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Gohmert: Libya Attacks Are False Flag For Obama To Call Up Private Army Created By Health Care Law

That's it. I can't deal with the crazy anymore. I'm moving to Mars. Who wants to join me?

 

[Dashell]

Coming home to find out my one cat peed on everything... the beds, the chairs, other things... and then to find crystals in the pee... and then having to take her to the Vet at 3AM to be told she has a Urinary tract infection

I really wish cats could talk, I had no idea she was suffering... >_<
I hope she gets better now.

 

[Mantichorus]

Adri still hasn't received her gift from me yet. ._.

Postal services, get yer act together, or face my absolute homicidal rage.

 

[Celes Chere]

HANGOVERS.unnnngh IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Well it says in the bible that the end will come like a thief that robs you in the night, so it basically says that it will be totally unexpected. So the answer is, I don't know when the Rapture is going to occur. It will happen when it happens. Though with all this strange weather, earthquakes, tornadoes, flood, mudslides, etc I am a little on edge than normal. Hope that answers your question. Also I don't go to church, I lie, I don't read the bible, I lust over men and women ( I'm Bi ) and wear slutty/ suggestive clothing. So if the rapture does come. I am expecting to be left behind.

you know the bible isn't actually a bunch of dudes with 'divine inspiration' or whatever, right?

it is whatever the catholic church decided back in the beginnings of the early church (600s, maybe?) what could be in the bible and what couldn't, throwing out things they didn't like such as the book of mary, a story about what a devoted follower of jesus mary was and instead cast her as a whore.

shit there's more of a chance of of me winning the lottery when i don't play than this dude having any actual insight to the end of human life.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I just dropped a watch I am borrowing from my dad on the floor, and of course it landed face-down. It now has a small crack near the X-XII region. The reason I am borrowing this watch is because the pin with which one winds the damn thing came out when I tried to set it for daylight savings time. I guess I shouldn't be allowed near fucking watches. I wonder what the repair for this one is going to cost. I feel like an idiot.

 

[Celes Chere]

The Durarara panel at Anime Detour sucking ass.
I'm home late and no one is online and I feel ronery.
I has killer cramps.
I have to get up early tomorrow.
Fuuuuuuu.

 

[Legion.]

Being woken up by your roommate sneaking into your room at 6am to nick a bit of baccy is annoying. It doesn't start to piss me off proper until it happens three days in a row, after talking to him about it twice with the conversation ending both times in 'Fine I won't do it again. Sorry. I didn't mean to wake you up'

 

[Madame Mayor]

So Kinect, I have 7 feet between the sensor and me. The recommended range is apparently 6-8 feet. So why do you keep telling me to step back? I don't have any more room to move my couch!

I really want to work out so this actually makes me really sad. I have time now, but apparently I don't have the space. *sigh*

 

[Bex]

Somehow playing xbox all day has caused me to become severely injured >:

 

[Joe]

Thanked, if only for the subtle Abridged reference.
Was it Guiter Hero Bex? DO YOU HAVE, THE CLAW?

 

[Cthulhu]

Gohmert: Libya Attacks Are False Flag For Obama To Call Up Private Army Created By Health Care Law

That's it. I can't deal with the crazy anymore. I'm moving to Mars. Who wants to join me?

The title alone makes me rofl, . Private army created by health care law...

I just dropped a watch I am borrowing from my dad on the floor, and of course it landed face-down. It now has a small crack near the X-XII region. The reason I am borrowing this watch is because the pin with which one winds the damn thing came out when I tried to set it for daylight savings time. I guess I shouldn't be allowed near fucking watches. I wonder what the repair for this one is going to cost. I feel like an idiot.

This is why one shouldn't have expensive watches in this day and time, . You can get watches for just $10 etc, you know.