Things that piss you off

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Joe!
Impliment operation human shield!

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

i miss u banjoe :'<

 

[Hisako]

Man and I thought I came up with good pet names

 

[Joe]

I miss you too Kazooie ; _ ;

I WOULD SCOTT BUT I AM TOO BUSY GETTING BURNT BY THIS FUCKING SUN.

Oh and Keeno. Dya want an arceus?

 

[Alex]

Yeah, fuck the sun.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ok then, if the sun is working against you then implement the second plan.
operation human shield vs 2.0 fiotis shield!

 

[Joker]

Uh...I guess?

I just want the dex info. Not like I'm gonna use it XD

 

[Joker]

Pissing me off: when you pick up a new game and play with people who have been playing for a while, particularly when you're still learning. Yeah, I started off by throwing myself in the deep end of the difficulty spectrum, but ffs it's just a game. I've played all of twice now. Stop being a dick just because I'm not very good yet.

Fuck I hate people sometimes.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

.....crysis 2?

 

[Joker]

Psh. Dacon's not THAT much of an ass.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

my eyebrow hurts and yet i do not recall hitting myself in the face

 

[Max Payne]

Pissing me off: when you pick up a new game and play with people who have been playing for a while, particularly when you're still learning. Yeah, I started off by throwing myself in the deep end of the difficulty spectrum, but ffs it's just a game. I've played all of twice now. Stop being a dick just because I'm not very good yet.

Fuck I hate people sometimes.

what game?

 

[Elisa Maza]

This... parasite of a human being.

First, only agree to having real live sex. None of those fake condom sex, or sex with women using birth control pills or iuds. Do not waste your time, money and resources on them, they do not deserve it.

Second, the best time to impregnate a woman is at the beginning of a relationship. When a woman agrees to have sex with you the first several times, while in this puppy love stage, romance, or new-ness stage, this is it. Prime time. Always go for it. Real sex every time.

Third, have your woman pee before sex, not after sex. She needs to lock in your semen. After sex, she needs to stay lying down. Talk to her, cuddle her. Do not just collapse and sleep and let her go to the toilet immediately for a shower or to pee.

Fourth, your woman must not orgasm before you deposit your semen. Being gentlemanly by letting her orgasm first is bad practice for impregnation because after orgasm, mucus plugs up the cervical entrance. She can orgasm after you deposit your semen or at the same time if you know each other well.

Fifth, timing. Always learn the first date of menstruation of your woman. Count this as day 1. Count 9 days. On day 9 she may be fertile and even more fertile until day 15. Only have sex on these days. Do not waste your ammunition.

If you do not make her pregnant the first month. Try sex again the next month between days 9 to 15. Prime suggested times may be having sex on days 10, 12 and 14. Then no more. Women need that break and the anticipation.

If the woman is healthy and you are healthy, then she should be pregnant in 1 to 4 months of trying to conceive.

Why don't you go and fuck-- oh, wait, sorry REAL SEX a cow, asshole?

RAGE.

 

[Max Payne]

All I took from that post is, make your woman orgasm first for optimum pregnancy prevention!

 

[Joker]

Sage advice from a reliable source.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Sage advice from a reliable source.

HE ALSO SAYS CANCER IS A FUNGUS

IT WAS POSTED IN A MAGAZINE SO ITS GOTTA BE TRUE

 

[Elisa Maza]

All I took from that post is, make your woman orgasm first for optimum pregnancy prevention!

IF ONLY that was true.

Sage advice from a reliable source.

The worst part is that there are people who take this... advice.

 

[Joker]

I know I will. It's helped me come to see the error of my ways.

 

[Max Payne]

IF ONLY that was true.

thatsthejoke

 

[Hisako]

"Hi, I'm a medical quack, and here's some scientifically unproven ways to get a woman as pregnant as possible!"

 

[Lord Noctis]

I feel kind illafter reading that.

OT: I ordered a kiwi milkshake, and it looks and tastes exactly like the butter rum mlkshake I had last week, which in turn looked and tasted like the apricot milkshake from the week before. Am not amused.

 

[Celes Chere]

I feel pissed off at the world. And I don't like it. Because I'm getting annoyed with people that haven't even done anything wrong.

 

[Joker]

It's stupid, but I find it slightly irritating when people use the word 'rage' to describe feelings of anger, simply because 90% of the time rage is several degrees of magnitude too strong a term to use - 'angry', 'frustrated', 'furious', etc, being more appropriate for the situation. Rage tends to be used when something just sets you off in an explosion of fiery anger so bad you can't even see straight.

Whereas "someone got my usual parking space so I have to use the one next to it...rage." is like wat

/obsessive attention to tiny details

 

[Dashell]

The person on allrecipes.com who gave this a bad review:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocolate-Chip-Banana-Muffins-2/Detail.aspx
Because she didn't like bananas...


Why the hell would you make banana muffins if you don't like bananas, dipshit? Man I wish you could reply to reviews on that site, I'd probably be banned by now with all the people I'd get pissed at.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Fucking insomnia.