Octo
KULT OF KERMITU
- AKA
- Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
Men in vans with no GCSEs: please don't whistle at me at 4:00 pm when im just going into somerfield to buy lemonade. I don't dress 'sexy' and I am not attractive. I dont know what you are trying to achive by doing this. Do you think i will be unable to resist your charms and demand that you fuck me? Are you uncomfortable sitting close to your male workmate in your van? Are you trying to assert your masculinity? Are you just having some fun to see if you can freak out a dowdy little brunette? Whatever your reasons can you just leave me out of it please. Or if for some weird reason you do actually want to fuck, you could try starting a normal conversation to see if we would be suitable partners, even though we wouldnt because i am getting married soon and you are practically a foetus. Thank you